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Hi there! This question is for Mr. Smith: First off, how have you been? Second, how do you go about your life when there are so many fangirls (myself included) simping for you? Inquiring minds would like to know your secret! (Also to mod, I hope you're well and you're having a fantastic day so far! ^^)

"Can't say much when you got one of your own, now can you?"

《Bruh life has been kicking my ASS but tysm, I honestly didn't expect this blog to get any attention, it started off as a joke between myself and a now toxic ex friend. Tryna update like 6 blogs is a pain sometimes LMAO》

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Let me just thank all of you for practically being the start of my old man simp obsession. Starting in 2011 I swear Red Skull, you were my first, and then it was Agent Smith, and then V. (This was also before I realized they were all played by Hugo) Just thank you guys so much for making me into the monster I am today.

"At least I'm the favorite :)"

"HOW DARE"

"... you think I'm hot--?"

[[Me 🤝 you

Simping over V and Agent Smith]]

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Send me 🌺 to place a flower in my muse's hair.

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who is the kinkiest out of V, Elrond, agent smith, and red skull

like who is going to get dicked down in their front yard, crazy shit like that. Like if they let themselves go, who is the kinkiest?

or to simplify, who is the horniest?

anyways I love this blog already and there is one post on it fr

also, Hugo Weaving is the biggest DILF, I have ever seen

and to that, I say goodbye my good friend :)

[[PLEASE THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN LMAOO tysm man!! If you enjoy the blog, you may like @ask-the-ashesverse , @raves-anarchy-and-roses and @glitch-in-the-reformed-matrix !]]

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[Welcome to the blog! We have a wide selection of characters to ask]

MAIN

V (V for Vendetta)

Elrond (Lord of the Rings)

Agent Smith (The Matrix)

POSSIBLE GUESTS

Red Skull (Captain America)

The Elder (Happy Feet)

Noctus + Grimble (Legends of the Guardians)

Jeremy (Bedrooms & Hallways)

[Pls note that this was made for shits n giggles, so don't take it too seriously]