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What’s better

A latte or a espresso?

If I had to pick between those two, espresso. It's just pure coffee, though I'd have to get a triple espresso as otherwise they're just too small.

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Did you tell Splints about Rosa yet?

Yeah he ended up finding out. It took a bit of convincing to get him to let me keep her but it is all good now. Which is better for Rosa, she gets to wander around the whole lair now, not just my room and my lab. Dad even loves it when she comes by to sleep by him.

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Because I didn’t see you cringe enough, imagine this: AU where everyone and EVERYTHING has eyebrows BUT you lol

That would definitely be a strange nightmare. But if it's an AU then I wouldn't even know anything's wrong or different.

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My family let me sleep face down on the floor for like an hour at a family party

Well they sound like a pretty good family if they just let you sleep like that.

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Seeing you without your eyebrows is like the equivalent of seeing dogs and cats making out…😰

Odd comparison. Who says a dog and a cat can't get along?

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Don’t worry Donnie. I have a big 4 head too 😊

I do not have a big forehead!

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What age did you start wearing your eyebrows? Also, has any of your brothers tried to do the same thing?

I was around 10 when I started taking it seriously. I'd done it a few times before then to look like Lou Jitsu but eventually I took the time to perfect the art that is my eyebrows.

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I know that you hate all your brothers equally 😊, but who are you the closest with in your opinion?

First of all, I don't hate any of them. I love my family even when they annoy me.

But as for the one I'm closest with, it'd have to be my sister April.

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Donnie: Wow, you’re like me! Really intelligent and handsome!

@bootyshaker90000donatello

It's always hard to find another with both brains and looks.

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are you afraid of spiders?

A bit. Though they are no where near as bad as beach balls.

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Hello Donnie, my name is princes Liliana and pleas try to answer me on this quiestion How to make interesting math nature and technical for 5th grade elementary school

Not sure really, children aren't really my forte. The best I can think of is motivate them somehow, maybe with candy.

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donnie: is your leo also so annoying?

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Very.

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I think you have enough puns in your life, with your brother Leo and the trolls in the asks, so I'm just gonna say that you would look great in a black and purple bandana!

Thank you. I don't understand why people like puns so much and have a need to ruin my cochleas and eyes with them.

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Would you rather people erase your eyebrows or play Tic Tac Toe on your forehead

How about people just don't do anything on my head?

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Hey Donnie how you builde s.h.e.l.d.o.n I'm traying to bild somting like thath fore mount but I need tips pleas helpp me . also I love you as twin brother I never have .

Well Shelldon is pretty simple, he's mostly just a highly advance drone. The real amazing thing about him is his AI. So the best advice I can give is work on your programming skills.

Also I already have one too many twins I don't need another.

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Do I want to?

No :)

Anyways this is the last one anyways-

Well at least I'm not the only one getting ruined in this one.

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Please-

To bean or not to bean?

What have you bean up to?

Cold brew help me with this?

Hands up! You’re under a-roast.

What are my favorite colors? Red, white, and brew!

Are you sick? Yes, I’ve been coffee and sneezing.

I’m quiet, but after a cup of coffee, I can espresso my feelings.

Bean Affleck was amazing in Dazed and Coffee-Infused.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA- IM SORRY IM SORRY I-

The only beans I like are in coffee, though technically they aren't even beans.

I could do without the puns.