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Bive, I’m apart of the government 🥰

"WhaWHAT?!?! GET AWAY FROM ME!! GET OFF MY BLOG GET OUT GET OUT"

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gelepo…zerlp..gurp….blroh…..

- @gleepfrommars

"What. What doesthis mean... IS THIS CODE?!?!? I NEED TO DECODE THIS NOW!!!!"

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lol this u?

"The. The voiCES AAAAAQ GETITAWAY FORM ME+!!..!..!"

(I havwnt used thus blog in a hot minure so idk what the text font thingy is actually supposed tk be lol /ooc)

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you look like you would taste like the lint sheets from my dryer lolol

-trinket anon

"ohoho I've eaten that before ARE YOU STALKING ME!?!?? I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE."

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hey mod are we allowed to send asks as OCs? /genq

Ooc/ absolutely! Ill take asks from anyone, even regretevator blogs im not connected to :)

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"It's pride month, Bive. You know what that means." -Folly ( @ur-friend-folly )

"whAT?? HUH??? do you want me to do like... GAY DetECTIVE WORK??!!!?>???? what??!!!!?"

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"BOO"

"Also! Hello you hairy thing! I come bearing news! There is a glitter bomb planted at an undisclosed location in your maze. Have fun!"

-Miché ( @ur-fav-jestie )

"AAGH WHAT where IS IT!?!?!? I WILL FIND IT!!!!!!! you cant exploDE ME WITH GLITTER TODAY YOU JESTER... cAT... THING..."

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kombucha mushroom people!

"WHAT!?!? who arethey... are they some kind oF HIVE MIND?!?!?!?!? I NEED TO RESEARCH THIS!!!!"

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"hey, bivey! how are you doing? Today I heard a joke about hair, and it made me think of you. It was pretty hair-larious, if i do say so myself!" -Split ( @bananer-split )

(/ooc oh my goddd i cant do this /silly /j)

"It made you think of m..- UH- AHAHAHA!!! YUP AHAHA THATS FUNNY!!! GOOD ONE SPLIT!!"

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"Wha.. OH ....AHHAHAHA!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!"

"I hope I can make some sides SPLIT with my jokes!"

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AGAIN. you get the drill. mod trinket, they/it Split uses she/they! whatever you see in the bios of @bugth1ng @zeebzorp @p1ll-bug and @unfortunateroomates also applies here, so yeah! if you like regretevator go follow them and @lifeofth3party @ask-thedetective-bive @ask-campcounselor-spud @hammer-mach (friend's blogs, also all regretevator!! all listed blogs are connected)

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"AaAAAA HELLO SPLIT. Hi. How are you????????? Because im GREAT!!! EXCept for the ITCHINES...

"I hope I can make some sides SPLIT with my jokes!"

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AGAIN. you get the drill. mod trinket, they/it Split uses she/they! whatever you see in the bios of @bugth1ng @zeebzorp @p1ll-bug and @unfortunateroomates also applies here, so yeah! if you like regretevator go follow them and @lifeofth3party @ask-thedetective-bive @ask-campcounselor-spud @hammer-mach (friend's blogs, also all regretevator!! all listed blogs are connected)

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"heEheHEHE I AM ON THE VERGE OF TRUE DISCOVERY! Hheheh"

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Woah.... another ask blog... mod Mike here, back at it again..

It/he, 14, you know the drill (hopefully lmao)

Bives pronouns are she/they here!

Im not used to roleplaying as Bive, so ill try my best here lol

(Connected to @certified-trinket and my own regretevator ask blogs)