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Alfred: “It’s not hard to tell, dude”

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thoughts on the other avatars(if you know them)?

Alfred: “Yeah lol of course!”

Alfred: “Yaling and I team up sometimes––she can be a real pain in the ass, but we make bank, so I can’t complain.  Andrea and I hang from time to time, we don’t really have all that much in common, but his clothes are pretty nice. Then there’s Kasia: I don’t really know her personally, but she does coding jobs for me without askin’ too many questions, so she’s cool.”

Alfred: “Out of the other avatars I probably talk to Gil the most! We have a few similar interests. Psst–– Between us, riling the guy up is the best part of talkin’ to him.”

[mentioned: @ask-tmaph-nyochina @ask-tmaph-2promano @ask-tmaph-2pnyopoland-lithuania @ask-tmaph-germanbros]

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hello seggy tumblr secxyman

Alfred: “Put tumblr in my name again and I’ll kill you :)”

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hey al, what's ur social security number?

Alfred: “Not sus at all man!”

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Jesus fuck, how many suits do you have

Alfred: “Not enough”

Alfred: “I wear this stuff like 24/7 man. The cane helped me dodge the draft a good few times tho”

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matt dead yet?

[LOL yes, he is officially no longer part of this blog.]

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alfred 🥺 can i 👉👈 smell u 🙏

Alfred: “Be honest, should I start an onlyfans?”

Alfred: “Axe lol”

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what are your opinions on socialism

Alfred: “Y’know, for a polite discourse!”

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What do you two do for a living?

Alfred: “I’m actually kinda chillin’ tho! I just really love my job <3″

[disregard the mention of two characters. this blog now officially only features Alfred.]

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Alfred: "Got any questions for us??"  Matthew: "I sure hope not." 

[asks are now open!!]

[edit: matthew is no longer a part of this blog, but mun doesn’t feel like throwing out this intro. alfred is open for questions.]