#alfred f. jones

[hetalia-club]

This may have been Alfred...

The collective gasps of horror when he ate a couple off the New York City sidewalk 😭

[kirajia]

Cheering Time

[seveila]

I found this interaction and it reminded me of Alfred so cue me at 5am making a poorly made edit of it.

[zakuramochi]

doodle for cat day! ft. the stray (cat) trio

hahaha get it

[nadohunter]

Uh.... Maybe it was a Freudian slip... (Based on that moment from the last episode of Hazbin Hotel bc I had to...)

[ivansocute]

The idea just popped up idk

I would love to kms if he let me touch his boobs

[gohe1090]

Noticed 😲!

[sadartistuwu]

Adorable boys for @couldbebetterbut-no

(∩´∀`∩)*゜

[panda-panoptic]

Reworking Alfred’s entire character

I’m obsessed with this stupid son of a bitch, let’s get into it

I think too many people make him too uwu nice and forgiving as if most Americans don’t hold life long grudges over a ball game. Or that we can’t be serious at the drop of a hat when it comes down to it. Like when we say fuck around and find out we mean it, which apparently that’s a very American thing. Yes the dumb bitch stereotype is real, but there’s such a “you’re joking right?” attitude among people when it comes to certain things that I think he could go from playful to serious in a second, to the point where it might trip some people up. Especially when it comes to moral issues.

Also I hate that him being super obsessed with his image and how he’s seen by others is interpreted as sad uwu emo boy instead of clean girl maniac Patrick Bateman type of egotistical freak.

He should also be more apathetic and serious about work instead of “omg let’s build a ladder to the moon!” You have not set foot in this capitalistic hellscape if you think that’s an accurate way to characterize him lmao.

On top of that, he’s a fake ass bitch and that should be expanded on. Like he is definitely the type of person that has a million different ways of presenting himself and his personality to the point where he’s not sure who he really is.

He should be a lot more ego driven too. Like “how is this going to reflect on ME” not “I’m doing this ONLY out of the goodness of my big heart uwu”. Not that he can’t or doesn’t care, but if it reflects well on him then he’s more likely to choose that option.

Anyway, this is just some of my thoughts, im sure I’ll add more in the future

(If you characterize him differently that’s fine this is just me rambling and being obsessed)

[myrddin-wylt]

yeah more because why not

[rivealpasta]

nice body

[hetalia-club]

If you wouldn't let this man plow you like a corn field in the back seat of a 1990 Honda Civic parked out behind your local Denny's then there is something wrong

[maplebdraws]

A pizza slut a pizaa slut, Kentucky fried chicken in a pizza slut

[cryptophasia-nabros]

*found on Pinterest. If anyone knows source, let me know and I'll link it.

I wish there was more FAC family!

[modernday-jay]

another version of me, i was in it

i wave goodbye to the end of beginning

[hcaivoices]

OK. HEAR ME OUT.

America singing I’m just Ken by Ryan Gosling.

Pulled from the discord, did this one a few months ago.