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Hello anon this is the Scottish Jackass he’s dating, not 7s

Hey L.T what happened with you and Peaches? Did y'all break up or was it one of those "one time" things?

-🦴A Mutt's Bone🦴-

Haha you’re so silly, anon

We were never together that way.

He saved my life on a mission and allowed me to complete my objective.

And in return, I vouched for his place in Shadow Company, kept Graves from shooting him outright.

And i sorta kinda gave him his callsign

Makes his Konni-ness less intimidating

That’s all. No intimacy 👀

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-meanwhile Pixel & and Delta are hiding under a truck as Pixel lost his inhaler running away-

Pixel-“my lungs feel like they’re gonna collapse…”

Delta-“good!”

A pink ball gets thrown into your office, it says “happy easter!” Then you hear Shadows cursing and running off, and pink smoke fills your room and a very familiar voice yells “you didn’t aim fucking high enough”. It’s a smoke bomb

Sighs

The office now smells of bubblegum and ass

Pulls up security footage of the hallway on the phone

Sends footage to contact labled

❤️HUSBANDO❤️

Is about to press “call” button, but…

“Eh, he could be busy.”

Opens messages

[“Hey if you’re not busy, can you use your fancy spy software to determine the heights and measurements of the Shadows in the footage I sent you? And use that data to check for any men missing during the tine stamped on that footage. Please and Thanks, Love.”]

Sent

He had a REALLY strong hunch about the culprits….

But assuming is bad practice.

“Looks like we got some volunteers for extra PT.”

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-Ashley just stands there with a tray of freshly baked cookies-

Ashley-“which one are we talking about?”

mama's boy!

sighs

Yeah. I was.

I was a bit of a crybaby, too 😩

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(The real concern is. Who the hell babysit the 3 and a half heathens at home- HiJack is going to stand there as Carjack and Pixel fight while Delta goes missing into the forest- then Pixel sets the house on fire- you can not leave them alone together🥲)

A Walk for ice cream

The lovely efren belongs to @pampanope

Just efren and emile going out together

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-Pixel grabs her wallet and throws it into the back seat and pats her head-

Pixel-“I pay:]”

-Before Switchblade can even protest, she’s already handed a happy meal with 2 apple pies and a McFlurry-

-Pixel looks over at a wet Switchblade in the passenger seat of his truck-

Pixel-“so like.. you want a happy meal?- you know… after you backfliped off a bridge because a shady guy said he’d give you a knife if you did..”

…Fine.

*Switch sunk into the seat, not enjoying the soaked state of her clothes*

Fucker didn’t even give the knife… and add in one of those apple pies… please.

*She’s already reaching for her wallet*

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Pixel-“unsurprisingly I was dragged into the corner. Because apparently giving Emile a death glare, socking Delta in the face, and leaving HiJack on the floor with no crutches was apparently against the rules, also I ate mom’s- Efren’s ring within an hour that day…”

r u married?

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We are a branch off of Shadow Company, if you want to talk, feel free:)

Delta- Commander

Oak- Lieutenant

Pixel- Sniper

HiJack- Tech Operator

Keys- Teck Operator

Popcorn- Archer

LoveHurt- A Blind Medic

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