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[ask-xiao]

*doses off as eyes shut* // *slowly slouches against his shoulder*

xiao immediately stiffens and looks over to you, only to realise you’re asleep. 

he doesn’t move. at all.

maybe, just maybe, he’ll doze off with you, but he’d never admit it if you happen to wake up before him

(last one for today, happy new years everyone!! -moon)

[ask-xiao]

HOW ARE YOU SO SMALL LMFAOFKSLLADKX

“once you’re on the floor you won’t be saying that”

(this makes me personally feel attacked aNon JFGSJKGA (jkjk) -moon)

[ask-xiao]

"Welcome back! Do you want dinner, a bath or..."

"Me..?"

“i require none of those.. but i guess almon tofu for dinner is fine if you insist.”

(i’d like xiao for dinner thank you  -moon)

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They snatch the onyx-colored adeptus' hand, cupping them with their own.

Bowing profusely, their face was painted in shame and embarrassment as they sweated bullets.

"That was a close one... T-Thank you so much for saving me!" They flustered.

"How can I repay you?!"

“there is no need to repay me, for i am merely doing my duty. do me a favour and don’t wind up into trouble again....but if it ever happens again, just call my name.”

(i can’t upload pictures,,, idk what’s wrong tumblr :// -moon)

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we'll meet up again in my next life, ...right?

“i will find you regardless”

[ask-xiao]

You know you love me, I know you careJust shout whenever and I'll be thereYou are my love, you are my heartAnd we will never, ever, ever be apartAre we an item? Girl, quit playingWe're just friends, what are you saying?Said, "There's another" and look right in my eyesMy first love broke my heart for the first time and I was likeBaby, baby, baby, ohLike baby, baby, baby, noLike baby, baby, baby, ohThought you'd always be mine, mine

“this is not a place for your singing gags, leave.”

(BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH -justin bieber)

(asks are open again for a limited time!)

[ask-xiao]

your hand seems cold, mind if we hold hands? ;))

“i do not feel cold. perhaps its the my gloves that make it seem that way. why do you ask?”

[ask-xiao]

*blows you a kiss*

“is there something on my face?”

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I WILL PUKE BLOOD INTO YOUR SOUL

“not if i do it first-”

(what does this even mean -moon)

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*throws grenade at you* Bitch.

xiao, teleports behind you and pins you down- “who’s the bitch now...?”

(wink wink; i just want to remind you all that NSFW is not allowed, all nsfwish is fine by me but anything beyond that... i’m afraid i will not do it jgdfjdsg: i am not uncomfortable with it but i’d rather keep it down for any minors wandering here -moon)

[ask-xiao]

Please choke me and spit in my mouth and run me over with a truck please daddy 🥺

“i would’ve choked you gladly but...since you asked.. i’ll proceed to not do that”

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xiao, someone's t-posing behind me, help me, i am afraid

“there is no reason to be afraid, i am here”

[ask-xiao]

thanks for 100 followers!

although i have nothing special to present, i’m grateful that you are enjoying my content haha!

on the other hand, responses will be slower from now on due to school work. i hope you can understand!

if time allows it, i may do xiao headcanons or something... only time will tell

-moon

[ask-xiao]

xiao! your hands looks quite heavy, lemme hold them for you! maybe give this mighty adeptus a break.

he is beyond flustered, a pickup line? working?? on him???? he feels very... fuwa fuwa...

he unconsciously squeezes your hands- don’t tease him or he’ll run off

(okay! this is the last request for today even though my inbox has still a lot. i’ll do them slowly over the course of this week. i’ve gotten extremely busy irl so bear with me -moon)

[ask-xiao]

Dont mind me just crying over u and how ill never be good enough for u again 😔🤚

“good enough for me? i’m an adepti, of course no mortal can compete”

(from what i’ve seen.. xiao can be kind of cocky lol -moon)

[ask-xiao]

*deep throat by cupcake plays as ringtone*

xiao proceeds to pick you up. 

his amber eyes locked onto yours...

and throws you out of the balcony of wangshuu inn.

(ehe! -moon)

[ask-xiao]

*laughs in being a 5'11 tall woman* you are soooo tiny it's adorable 🤭🤭🤭

“no, you are simply too tall” he says, red in the face, emphasising the ‘you’

(oh god please spare some inches for me: you’d literally tower me -moon)