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gives U ALL BANANS kiss

No one knows what banana kisses are so they just do what feels right.

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*drops a bit for peach* huggies are bestest

Peach only gives the best hugs!

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Person: Are you finishing up that simple ask?

Me: yeah it should be a couple simple panels an-

Art Me: And a gif

Me: Noooo!

Art Me: Two gifs

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yesterday my boyfriend told me that “all ocs are either your kin or your kink” and it felt like a brick to the face and i’m still reeling

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*puts the bits on the table and gives each of them a smooch*

Kiss Shot is planning to give big smooches for quick money!

Torrent is kisses push as far as the other person wants to go.

Peach is having fun giving pecks to strangers.

Yarnball is embarrassed so Sweet’s let her slide with a cheek kiss.

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*Gives Yarn bunny kisses*

Yarnball gives a discount since Red gave so many cute kisses!

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Can I get a forehead kiss from Torrent?

Torrent isn’t used being asked for more innocent kisses so she is pleasantly surprised! 

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

Hnnng Thank you

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All the girls in the apartment decided to get together to make a kissing booth!

Send an ask with your character and what they want from each lady!

~~~Yarnball~~~Torrent~~~Peach~~~Kiss Shot~~~

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Name: Gallus

Gender: M

Age: adult

Species: Sea Serpent Hippogriff Hybrid

Family: Spring Gust(partner), Kiwi Twist(son)

Distinct Traits: tall af

Occupation: ?

Sexuality: Pan

Likes: red meat, the pet names his partner gives him(he’ll never admit it)

Dislikes:?

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little sketch of @just-a-little-artblog Candy Crystal

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What Is Witcon?

Bananas Witney: I’m Bananas Witney, and I’m here with Bananas Wit from the blog Ask Bananas Wit, which is celebrating its quinquennial anniversary this year! Bananas Wit: There’s a female version of me now?

Bananas Witney: Bananas, uh, can I call you Mr. Wit? Bananas Wit: As long as you don’t call me Bananas. Bananas Witney: Okay, Bananas, can you tell our readers what this convention is about?

Bananas Wit: Of course, but first, I’ll tell you what it’s not about. Witcon is not about me because that would be redundant. After all, I’m already the subject of this blog; I’m not so narcissistic that I need a convention to massage my ego. No, this convention is about the followers of Ask Bananas Wit, and the wit that is within them.

Bananas Witney: I see. So it’s kind of like the blog’s anniversaries before, except that it’s more follower-centric? Bananas Wit: You bet! This convention is also my mod’s love letter to popular culture, so expect to see a lot of cosplayers–aside from the ones following me–dressed as characters from some of his favorite cartoons, comics, and video games!

Bananas Witney: I’m sure our readers will have fun spotting them as they try to find the characters they’re looking for in the crowds! Bananas Wit: Well, Witney, this Wit’s gotta split; the others at the panel are waiting for me! See ya!

Bananas Witney: And now you know what Witcon is all about! The eventualities of this event are up to the attendees following Ask Bananas Wit! Anything can happen, so expect the con-expected!

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FOLLOWERS ONLY

Mod: See this convention ticket? If you reblog it, your character will be admitted to this year’s Bananas Wit Convention. If your character wants to set up a booth or table there, contact me so that he or she can do so. If your character is a cosplayer, don’t forget to say in the notes who he or she is supposed to be. By the way, the costume must be based on a non-MLP character that was the inspiration of your character’s creation. And don’t forget to interact with each other and have fun!

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Name: Little Chrome

Gender: Genderfluid

Age: young adult

Species: Pony

Family: ?

Distinct Traits: muscle thicc, short, a lot of hoof print scars on their side

Occupation: bouncer, body guard for hire

Special Talent: having a dangerously hard head

Sexuality: Pan

Likes: coffee flavor, tulips, showing off, putting *ssholes in their place

Dislikes: alcohol, direct sun, interrupted sleep

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New Icon!

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In theme of Christmas, here’s an event character! As in, he’ll be unlockable for a short amount of time!

If this post reaches 25 notes after New Years (on the 1st of January) then he’ll be added to the character list as an askable character! 

If it doesn’t reach that many notes, he’ll simply be a character you’ll have to find a different way to unlock.

Have some facts about him:

His closest family are his mother, father and three siblings. One younger, two older.

His family is a well known pure Pegasus family, known to have an affinity with the weather. Such as that this guy here can cause it to snow where he flies.

His family believes pegasi are the superior race, and therefore look down upon other races. He disagrees with this, beliving all are needed for their roles in the world.