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Hey Steve, Enderbro, and Ari, what’s your opinion on slapstick comedy?

Slapstick comedy

[Steve]: Did any Millennials have their parents say this? Cause I'm a GenX.

[Ari]: There are really funny slapstick moments in books. That counts, right?

[Enderbro]: Chey would also sometimes bring over snacks. That's what makes her a cool neighbor

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What lies in the nether..... pre "Steve's child" Arc (coming soon)

[Mod]: gonna get ready soon for the next chapter. I just need to finish up and meet the others, and I'll get started on a new chapter soon.

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What if doll trend?

[Enderbro]: I wouldn't recommend eating the small plastic you will choke.

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Two types of celebrations

Easter:

[Enderbro]: Easter is a wonderful day to find new colorful eggs.

And 4/20:

[Steve]: I'm too high as a kite to care, man.

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Steve Status: A Minecraft Movie.

[Steve]: oh shit where to begin. Well, I wanna go ahead and Say me and Enderbro saw the movie and I have mixed thoughts.

1. The visuals were absolutely stunning mixing irl props and CGI was a really nice move.

2. I don't know how I feel about Jack Black playing as me singing even though he's a funny ass guy I don't think the singing was necessary.

3. Chicken Jocky, that's all is needed.

And finally I feel like they Focused way too much on Me and Garret Garrison screen time I mean don't get me wrong Jason Momoa is siq as fuq. But the other characters didn't get much of a role or development. Of course a quick Technoblade Easter Egg was a great tribute.

[Enderbro]: Me and Steve enjoyed it, just wish the kids not yell and throw popcorn everywhere and ruining the movie.

[Steve]: Oh yeah that shit been happening every movie Theater...... My shoes got slightly sticky from the spilled drinks... Come on people.....

[Enderbro]: whatever happened to staying quiet and doesn't ruin the experience for everyone. The movie magic is dead.

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[Steve]: it's essential to grow Food especially if there's no Cows or CHICKEN JOCKY Chickens or pigs near by.

Seed time

Lots of vegetables and flowers. Just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks basically.

(Seed packets are 4 for $1 at Goodwill and Dollar Tree btw. I don’t mess with those $2-$5 packets unless it's some specialty plant. The cheapo ones are literally the exact same quality, there's just slightly less seeds inside.)

4/17/2025

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How's Kelley been these days? Has he ever found a new job? Since he's no longer the village guardian?

[Kelley]: You know, this is actually great. That last testificate said this was a hard job. It was hard at first, but soon got the hang of it. It's about time I put these big old arms to use.

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Up Coming Arcs

[Mod]: hello My bros out there, SO Mod here and I have some big Story lines coming soon to the blog But mostly I do Want to see more and more people asking the characters as I progressivly introduce them So far Makena has made an appearence and more Players to be shown BUT I wanna go ahead And show you all big Story Arcs to come.

Firstly.

Meet The Others: In Progress

Steve's "Child": {Coming in Summer}

Steve Gets Kidnapped: {TBA}

Players vs. Deities: {TBA}

[Mod]: wowie, so far this is what I have, I Dont know when the last 2 comics will be announced but probably in the fall Of 2025 I dont know well see. anyways I hope yall have a great rest of your day. Mod Signing off.

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Meet the others pt 2.

[Mod]: Sorry for the lack of updates with the arc, but here it is. Meet Makena.

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hey Enderbro and Steve, what would you do if you each were captured by your worse enemy? Just curious ;)

Enemy

[Steve]: Seriously, this is really getting on my nerves....

[Enderbro]: Steeeeeeeve help, my worst enemy has me surrounded.

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Coming soon, Summer 2025.

[Enderbro]: Whaaaaaaat a new frienderman coming to the blog? What could it be?

[Steve]: Dude, it's obvious, by the shape of it......

[Enderbro]: It's a mystery who will be joining our blog.

[Mod]: incoming comic in summer, stay tuned until the character and name reveal.

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(mod): Hello bros, Mod here I know it's been quite a while but after seeing the new update for Minecraft with the rideable ghast (happy ghast) I got a great story arc coming soon for Steve and enderbro to have a new companion

Of course Steve might not be on board with it but in the end he will have a character development. Stay tuned for more details soon

Also I'm sorry I haven't updated on the other players that will be done soon.

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Hi Steve and Enderbro, happy thanksgiving 🦃 🍂❤️🧡🤎

[Steve]: Shit sorry for the late reply, you too man. [Enderbro]: Now its time for the craftmas decorations.

[Steve]: Dude, Why I'm not celebrating it anymore.

[Enderbro]: Come on, Steve dont you wanna spend the holidays with your girrrrlfriiiiend *giggles*.

[Steve]:........ Dude, say that agin and i'm getting the shovel, don't say it like that about my Ari.

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Hey Enderbro and Steve, what if you woke up one day and everyone you knew had been replaced with stunt doubles?

[Steve]: I don't think I see Johny being my stunt double bro.

[Enderbro]: Don't be a downer Steve. He can totally be you're stunt double.

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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[Ari]: Woah, 3 years old?

[Steve]: Well, we been here longer than that, like 13 years here.... we had another blog, but I lost the password to that.

[Ari]: awww cool Steve.

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[Steve]: JACK BLACK IS PLAYING ME????

[Enderbro]: Jack would make a great you Steve, he's super funny!

[Steve]: Well, at least it's not Chris Pratt playing me...

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Steve, you know you can’t hide it, we all know what you worry and care about Enderbro all the time. We all know, you can’t hide it

[Steve]: Well, I don't hate him, but he keeps the other Enderman off me as far as worry eeehhhhh.

[Ari]: oh He does care for him lol.

[Steve]: I didn't say I did!!!

[Ari]: Then how come last night, you said you don't know what you would do of any bad happen to him hmmm?

[Steve]: ARI I WAS DRUNK I SWEAR, ANYTHING COULD COME OUT OF MY WASTED MIND!!!

[Ari]: *giggles* Even when drunk deep down, you care.

[Steve]: I swear drunk me doesn't know what he's talking about.