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I lied. Today is the funeral.

I deeply regret to inform you all that unfortunately Galeem and Dharkon died of ligma yesterday. The funeral is on Friday.

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*quietly mumbles* why is dharkon hot???

Because he is.

"He's a floating eyeball with tentacles-"

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I deeply regret to inform you all that unfortunately Galeem and Dharkon died of ligma yesterday. The funeral is on Friday.

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the gods are silly

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BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCKAWWWWW!!!

"I WILL BURN YOU WITH MY LIGHT."

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

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The blog's alive.

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It’s so sad that Tabuu died of Ligma

*Silence*

"What the heck is Ligma?"

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Oh my…I just noticed…since my first one, you guys haven’t got an ask in 1…2…3…4…5 months!

Be honest. How does it feel to not receive an ask since then?

"I am not sure why she even created this petty askbox."

"I am going to invade this whole world with darkness. Let the light be devoured as this entire universe with nothing but chaos, panic and DEATH."

".........."

*Smiles* "Don't get any ideas."

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I can sense your feelings, Dharkron. The sense of spreading random and impulsive chaos... your eye bulging in madness...your cries like a petulant child throwing a painful tantrum... All you can think of is destruction. Just...destruction...

AHEM. Galeem heard that didn't he? Or they? I DON'T KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS. Anyways it's nice to meet the both of you. We'll keep in touch. (This was a long ask really sorry)

*Dharkon's smile grows...in a rather uncanny way.*

"DON'T. YOU. DARE."

"Oh no."

"Oh YES!"

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What do think of austim

*I don't think any of them know what that is*

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Please to meet you both I'm heyjayon the owner of eye past company doctors for kids

*Silence...*

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I love you both 🥰

*Silence...they don't know how to respond.*

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"

"CRAZY HAND."

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*Pets Galeem anyways*

*Dharkon too*

"Ugh." *Angry evil eye noises*

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*pets Galeem* :3

"Do. Not."

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GALEEM HAS FEATHERS???

Can I pet you Galeem?

"Do not touch me."

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*gets Galeem really wet and then uses a blow dryer*

*His feathers poof like fur*

*Silence*

*ANGRY SUN NOISES*

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"...Not again."

*Snickering*

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Buck buck cluck BUCKAWWWWW!!!

"STOP."