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...it's more of a "mortal terror" type of thing.  Whoever came up with the idea to create the sado-masochistic torture device known as "the tie" as a means of displaying class should be summarily thwacked with a frozen trout.  Or fresh.  Both would be preferred, really. Still, I've got to have something to wear...

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You think that I,  a pony whose non-existent livelihood transpires within the dank confines of some nameless cavern, would have the money to commission Rarity, perhaps one of the most prestigious designers in Equestria, to custom tailor for me a suit?  Daft.  Very, very daft.  

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Dawn: "Hey.  You.  When you're done being a butt, you should probably get ready for prom." Parchy: "'...she tells the smoking mess of pony with an utter lack of sympathy.'" (Mod: Hey all, sorry for up and disappearing for a while.  I recently started a second job, and that means that most days I end up working 10am-10:30 pm.  I wake three hours earlier than I used to and haven't much had the energy to do much of anything productive after work, because by the end of the day I end up feeling about like Parchy does in this picture.  I do, however, plan on trying to make a prom-related post or two... sometime before prom.  In theory. )

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I can't even... this is too perfect. (random reblog because mod loves this blog and you all should too <3 )

*snort* couldn’t help myself making this Cx

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Hey all, mod here. Just wanted to say that while I'm going to shoot for at least one update per week (not guaranteed, however), my free time has been drastically cut on account of starting my second job this week.  I'll be working probably seven days a week for around 60 hours total, possibly more.  This means no more drawing till 5 am.  Sadness. To-do List: 1: Get Parchy out of the crater of massive ouchies 2: Design something "fitting" for Prom (how do you even clothes?) 3: Answer a few of the asks that have been laying around my inbox That should about cover it.  Thanks for readin' everypony!

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I hope this will bring a smile when or if you have a bad day c:  not one of my better pieces, but it’ll do ^^

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Mod: D'awww!  It's already bringing a smile, thank you so much! You nailed his reluctance to physical contact perfectly, though considering the magic blast he took last post, a little attention from an adorable mare would likely be readily accepted.  Nothing eases the anxiety of a near-death experience like hugs 'n cuddles! <3 Everypony go check out this mare's blog!  It looks like it's just starting out, so I'm sure she would enjoy some questions!

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Dawn: "Don't worry, Mr. Fluffles!  I'll take care of-" *looks around* "Where'd he go?  Parchy!  You went and scared him off!" (Featuring the world's cutest dragon, Greyzeek!  I hope I drew him okay...  Go follow for even more fluffy goodness!)

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"You're not helping, you know..." *totally doesn't mind*

"Seems more than a smidgen to me! ^^ ~"

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If you win a prize it doesn’t have to be a pony but it needs to be mlp related. (and i draw ponies better then i draw other creatures.)  good luck every pony!

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Parchy: "I... I'm glad to hear that you accept," he murmured with a hesitant smile and rosen cheeks.

Whence doth the fortune’s wind blow

this roving and gentle, musical soul?

Winsome by sight and soothing by sound

Transcending through harm, healing abounds

Not knowing thy name, nor whither you trod

Intrigued by the merry cadence you laud

I desire you spare me one single night

and ask you to prom, if that is alright?

- Parched Inkwell

"So poetic! Of course!~"

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It's currently 3:00 in the morning, I have to wake in about five hours to get ready to drive further than I've ever driven before, and instead of packing, I am drawing ponies. Clearly, my priorities are completely in check.

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Hey, guys! Mod here. I've been working pretty hard on getting the next update ready, but it doesn't look like I'm going to finish it before I leave for BABSCon tomorrow.  I'll be gone all weekend and won't have my tablet with me, so I won't be able to work on updates until Monday.  In the mean time, have this WiP of Parchy in a baaad position. 

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...but fortunately for you, I rather like moths. You may live.

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Promoting this blog because the art is fantastic (quantifiable fact), the OC is adorable (factual opinion), and I'm already really excited for it (statement of the factual variety). Give her a follow and ask her some questions!

"I’ll be glad to answer any questions you have to ask me!~"

-Grace is now available for questions-

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Thanks for the feature! You deserve every one of those follows and then some. ^-^

Thanks for 50 + followers.

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Chests don't just slash themselves open, dimwit.  Use your brain.

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They're just very generous with their toothy kisses, so I tend to leave them alone.