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How are you feeling at the fact that you’re nominated for Homecoming King? Do you think you’ll win?

i love it, means people love me. of course i'll win!

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How are you feeling about the other homecoming court nominees?

i can beat them, easy. who doesn't like jesse st. james?

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What’s something embarrassing that happened to you recently?

nothing embarrassing happens to me, at all. it's actually pretty embarrassing for you to not know that.

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an 81 does not a genius make, puckerman. it's not even an a.

Got an 81% on my Algebra test. I had to e-mail my professor to make sure I legit got an 81 or an 8.1 and she said Yes, Mr. Puckerman it is, in fact, an 81%. I do know how to do my job.

Thanks to my mama I'm hot, thanks to myself I'm a good person and now thanks to Kurt I'm a fucking genius too. It's just not fair to the rest of you.

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the confidence you have is outstanding. aren't you just the most talented thing in the entire world, huh?

And so begins The Warblers' exciting road to Sectionals! With the joining of our latest new recruits and our almost close to perfected choreography to Dua Lipa's Training Season (showcasing none other than yours truly!), I think we got this in the bag.

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❝ I am engorged with venom and triumph. ❞

"maybe you should get that checked out, sounds dangerous," jesse said, "... and disgusting."

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cats carry a parasite called toxoplasma that alters the behavior of rodents that not only makes rats want to fuck cats, but it makes the rat vulnerable to the cat seeing as how it isn’t afraid of it, and the cat eats it. basically cats carry a zombie parasite that makes rats completely lose their fucking cool and i don’t wanna be around when they take over the world. pass it on.

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nah, i think that shit's stupid and juvenile.

It's not your fault... unless you where the one who told the hockey player to throw it, Jesse.

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well, i'm sorry your sweater didn't survive.

Oh it was horrible. trying to wash it, its beyond saving.

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❝ You used to be just sort of unlikable. But now I pretty much feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.  ❞

"well damn finny boy, here i thought we were friends. whatever did i do to deserve your ire?"

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if those are lies, then what is the truth?

I'm tired of answering why I have a cut on the bridge of my nose. "I smacked it opening a cabinet" or "I ate shit on my scooter" is getting old. I need a better lie.

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yeah... no thanks on the celibacy club stuff, rather please than tease honestly. have fun with your absolutely vanilla sounding night.

I want to remind everyone that McKinley's Celibacy Club meets tomorrow evening, and we're always accepting new members. And remember, it's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing.

For tonight though, I'll be spending my time at Cheerios practice, recovering in an ice bath, and letting my boyfriend treat me to some froyo.

Is there a better way to spend a weeknight? I don't think so.

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perhaps... try not setting shit on fire?

So I just set the smoke detector off again. I swear that thing is out to get me. I don't know what its deal is, you could even see through the smoke this time.

Does anyone have any Ryder-proof recipe suggestions? Following TikTok tutorials is obviously not working out for your boy.

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sounds... horrible.

So, to that hockey player that felt the need to slushie me today, just know you ruined a perfectly good sweater and red slushies bur, please stick with either blue or purple.

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jesse's singing voice

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𝒎𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒍𝒆𝒚𝒓𝒑 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒚 #01 🎤 ( credits to meme post here )

due to interest, welcome to our first meme day, mckinley/dalton/carmel students. since many of us are still getting used to one another... why not take this opportunity to send in some asks/prompts? you can reblog this post or even just reference back to this while sending it to other players. sending memes will go on from the beginning of saturday, feb 24 until the end of sunday, feb 25. if you still happen to have some ask prompts in your inbox the day after sunday, you're completely free to still answer them whenever you can! please try and send a prompt to each character, just so everyone can get involved. you're not required to answer everything right away, you can always save it for later. feel free to use these ask prompts for one on one threads/conversations. you're able to reply to these either as a simple dash chat, or even a para type style.

❝ I am engorged with venom and triumph. ❞ ❝ Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks? ❞ ❝ You're the most talented person I know. ❞ ❝ Are you questioning my badassness? ❞ ❝ Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry? ❞ ❝ Wait. Let's pray. ❞ ❝ I don't know why I find [your/his/her/their/its] stupidity charming. ❞ ❝ Yep. I'm gay. 100% gay. ❞ ❝ I'm gonna say this as nice as I possibly can, but you look like a sad clown hooker. ❞ ❝ Sex is not dating. ❞ ❝ You know how hard long distance relationships can be, we both saw the Notebook. ❞ ❝ I'd say 'bye' but I wouldn't want to make you angry.  ❞ ❝ I know I’m sorry. I always go to the yelling place I have rage.  ❞ ❝ I can’t believe what you’ve done to my body I used to have abs!.  ❞ ❝ You used to be just sort of unlikable. But now I pretty much feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.  ❞ ❝ They can't touch us, or what we have. ❞ ❝ You know my coffee order? ❞ ❝ I'd choose you over everyone. ❞ ❝ You're irritating most of the time, but don't take that personally. ❞ ❝ Look, I don't mean to be a bitch... well actually I do. ❞ ❝ They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. ❞ ❝ I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting. ❞ ❝ Every time I light a fire in my life, you find a way to make sure it burns the forest down. ❞ ❝ I won my first dance competition when I was three months old. ❞ ❝ I just want somebody to love me. ❞ ❝ Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting-there has been so much fun? ❞ ❝ Prejudice is just ignorance. ❞ ❝ I came here for me, because I can't stand to be apart from the person I love. ❞ ❝ You always zig when I think you're about to zag. ❞  ❝ You can refuse to be the victim. ❞ ❝ Why is your boyfriend's bare ass on one of my vintage flea market chairs? ❞ ❝ Guys can be divas too. ❞  ❝ Is this me feeling enough for you? ❞ ❝ How can you relate to what I'm going through? ❞ ❝ Being a part of something special makes you special. ❞

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𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 jesse st. james. 𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗴: cover me by stray kids

wait, is that JESSE ST. JAMES? they kinda look a lot like JEON JUNGKOOK, don’t they? i heard the TWENTY year old is known as the THE ARTISAN around mckinley. it seems like they auditioned to be in NEW DIRECTIONS which is so lame? people at campus have said they’re +CHARISMATIC, but don’t be fooled since they’re also -SELF CENTERED. rumor has it, you can find them at DRAMA CLUB, PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB, PAINTING, DANCE CLUB, AND BASEBALL when they aren’t belting show tunes. their entire vibe revolves around DARK ROOMS FILLED WITH DEVELOPING PICTURES, SCRIPTS WITH TONS OF LINES HIGHLIGHTED, SHEET MUSIC ON THE FLOOR but no one pays attention to that here in ohio.

˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷ 𝗕𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗦 𝗢𝗙 JESSE

full name: jesse st. james . pronouns: he/him . nicknames: jess . hometown: (busan, south korea) akron, ohio . birthday & age: september 1st / twenty years old. relationship status: single . sexuality: bisexual. occupation: student at mckinley arts college . sports/clubs: drama club, photography club, painting, dance club, and baseball (center fielder) . glee club: part of the new directions . major: arts .

˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷ 𝗕𝗜𝗢𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗛𝗬 & 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗦

TW PARENTAL DEATH: he was adopted by the st. james family when he was ten years old when they found they couldn’t have children. his biological parents died in a car accident, and he’s originally from south korea, a small port town not that far from busan.

he olny wants to be known as a student of the arts, so he tends to not tell anyone about baseball, they normally find out through watching the games, if they watch the games.

he loves dancing and singing, has since before he was even adopted, it’s how he coped with losing his parents and family before his adoption, music also helped him learn english and though he still struggles sometimes.

˚ ༘✶ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷ 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦

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