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I think someone posted something of me online while I was gone.

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Sorry, friends

I am very sorry about long delay, as I have been busy with business. I have also been very busy with some policemen. I have only been able to get out and able to access internet recently.

Hopefully now I can get back to questions and business.

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Jorji’s Guide to Business: Impor

Impor is one of the countries I very rarely visit to go on business, and I will explain why below.

Impor is a difficult country to sell product in. Most citizens are unwilling to buy them due to heavy campaigns in their education system. Impor is also somewhat difficult to get in, and out of.

Based on what I have heard, the guards don’t accept bribes. I believe this is due to them being heavily monitored and punished if found to have accepted a bribe.

Overall I believe Impor is not the best way to earn money. Do not sell here unless all other options seem to have run out.

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*Touches Jorji's shoulder* Hi, Jorji. I hope you'll be ok. Because Arstotzka is no longer safe to you. I saw you on "wanted lists" yesterday. Whats wrong? What are you trying to doing in checkpoint? And the most important, why they want to find arrest you?

Arstotzka takes it’s stuff very, very seriously. I believe they mistook my… medication for something I was going to sell. Do not worry, friend, for my current business plans don’t take me to Arstotzka for a while.

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Touch my muse! Touching is a quiet way of conveying your feelings, so tell me how you feel with your touch!

Top of head: Sibling affection/parental affection

Hair: Yearning

Ear: "I want you to hear me out."

Nose: "You're so cute."

Cheek: "I want to tell you I love you."/Deep affection/Devotion

Neck: Dislike/Hate/Disdain

Shoulder: Worry/Concern for other/Fear

Waist: Possessiveness/"You are mine."

Over the heart: "I love you."

Butt: Sexual attractiveness/lust

Hip: Interest

Back: Wanting to kill/will betray you one day

Stomach: Fun!/Silliness/"Wanna go cause some trouble?"

Forearm: Indifference/Don't particularly care for

Biceps: Aggravation/Irritation/"You are an idiot."

Fingers: Friendship/amicable

Wrist: Fear of losing you

Knee: "Don't worry, I'm here for you."

Chin: Beauty/attractiveness

Thigh: Sympathy/empathy

Calves: "I will cause you pain."

Feet: "I will serve you forever."/Deep devotion and and feelings of servitude/extreme fealty

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Jorji’s Guide to Business: Arstotzka

Arstotzka is a somewhat new arrival to the business scene, only having entered a couple of years back. I believe it has surpassed Antegria in it’s sales capacity, due to reasons listed in the previous guide.

However, there is one major thing about Arstotzka that makes it hard to make business in, It has very strict checkpoints in the few ones it has. Plus, the checkpoint inspectors don’t screw around, however it isn’t impossible to get in if you have the right papers, even if they seem to switch them around every week or two.

Economic Stability draws a lot of people from outside countries, meaning a decent population lives here, which does help business. Personally I got big score here.

Slightly corrupt government, but as long as you don’t get caught it won’t get in your way. Some officers allow you out if you bribe them, so bribes work. Keep a low radar, okay?

Also, avoid a man named “M. Vonel”, or anyone from the Ministry of Information. They take things pretty seriously.

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Jorji’s Guide to Business: Antegria

Antegria is western country ruled by  tyrannical government. Due to this, their citizens are more willing to accept whatever you’re selling. Strong stuff sells better here.

Somewhat similar to Arstotzka in how willing their citizens are to accepting this sort of thing. However, unlike Arstotzka local law enforcement, they are unwilling to accept bribes, unless they happen to cost your entire stock. Work very carefully in Antegria and if you suspect someone is going to rat you out, leave as soon as possible. 

If you do get caught, offer all of your stock in exchange for being let out. Don’t go there again.

Business was a common practice in Antegria, however I believe now Arstotzka is a better option due to them having officials that are more likely to let you go on bribes.

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Jorji’s Guide to Business.

Hello! If you are anything like me when I started doing business, somewhat in debt, and unemployed, you may choose the same route. However, this sort of business can be somewhat weird in the process. Trial and error and such and such.

In this, I will be providing various tidbits of information about countries, what they like, how often you’ll get a sale in them, and what to do if you happen to get recognized by the authorities.

I will be posting something about this very shortly

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(Well I just messed that up. Well whatever.)

“Ah, sorry. Travel bunches. Sometimes get places mixed up. Ha!”

He passes his passport and some other papers, sincerely hoping he didn’t miss some kind of announcement about having to have a “Certificate of not being evil” or some kind of just like that.

(Gonna try a prompt of my own and see how it goes. Aiming for Vanya Petrov.) Hey, you, wake up! You're in Kolechia for goodness sake, you can't just fall asleep, someone's bound to rob you...

“Huh?” Vanya looked up after being half asleep at his Inspection desk in Paradizna.  “Old man, do you know how to read the sign?  We’re on the east side of the wall, not west!  Trust me, I’ve seen both!” the young inspector exclaimed, folding his arms across his chest.

It was then that it dawned on him that he didn’t follow his usual script.  He quickly tried to remedy this.

“Ahem.  Welcome to Paradizna, the wonderful tourist city of Arstotzka!” Vanya said the words and tried to sound excited, but he’d said them enough for them to lose their luster. “Do you have your papers, sir?”

(ooc: Vanya was born in West Grestin but immigrated east, just fyi. And he works in Paradizna because I didn’t want him to be a carbon copy of my other inspector, Yuri.)

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Are you married? Do you have any children?

No. Am Uncle though! My brother doesn’t talk to me all that much. I think he disagrees with my life choices.

Cute kids. I have to tell them not to say I was there when I come and visit

Little Maxine is very fond of chocolates.

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Jorji, have you ever gotten really angry? And if so, why?

Rarely,  but yes.

I remember one time I went to United Federation in hope of finding good sale there, but as I found out when I came to checkpoint, it was all done by computers. It detected my uhm… dirty passport almost immediately!

And when I finally had all my papers in and correct, I came out of it with only measly sale. Nobody in United Federation wants pharmaceuticals. When I got home, I nearly ruined my good table. It still kinda frustrates me to this day.

I have weird recollection of Arstotzkan checkpoint, but that may have just been dream.

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Papers, Please × Gundam AU

heyyyy its a long shitpost about that gundam au yoooo (ill read more this later)

I’ll add more pretty soon!

i had my own headcanon (or canon??) about which Mobile Suits would the characters use…

So…

Mavos would use 00 Shia Qan[T] (just because of the “cat ears” :“D)

Askali would use Gundam Airmaster for speed or Gundam Heavyarms for extra firepower (aka gun murder)

Hassinov and Maishal (before they die) would use GM Ground Type and GM respectedly (because of their inexperience)

Ava would use Deathscythe Hell Ver. EW (because she’s not to be handled lightly >:Dc but she still needs some practice :Dc )

Alexsy would use GM Command “Space Type” and F91 (GM being used during the war, which was badly destroyed and F91 being a current used)

Vonel would use a (Blue) Sinanju (He’s,,,,,,,not to be messed with,,,,,) (the pic is a customized sinanju btw)

Im not sure if Vonel would allow Anna to pilot a Mobile Suit but if she insists I guess she’ll use Build Burning Gundam (because she’s good at close combat (?))

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Do not forget Jorji! Actually, don’t hit me. These drugs are really expensive.

Papers, Please × Gundam AU

heyyyy its a long shitpost about that gundam au yoooo (ill read more this later)

I’ll add more pretty soon!

i had my own headcanon (or canon??) about which Mobile Suits would the characters use…

So…

Mavos would use 00 Shia Qan[T] (just because of the “cat ears” :“D)

Askali would use Gundam Airmaster for speed or Gundam Heavyarms for extra firepower (aka gun murder)

Hassinov and Maishal (before they die) would use GM Ground Type and GM respectedly (because of their inexperience)

Ava would use Deathscythe Hell Ver. EW (because she’s not to be handled lightly >:Dc but she still needs some practice :Dc )

Alexsy would use GM Command “Space Type” and F91 (GM being used during the war, which was badly destroyed and F91 being a current used)

Vonel would use a (Blue) Sinanju (He’s,,,,,,,not to be messed with,,,,,) (the pic is a customized sinanju btw)

Im not sure if Vonel would allow Anna to pilot a Mobile Suit but if she insists I guess she’ll use Build Burning Gundam (because she’s good at close combat (?))

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Headcanon Jorji Voice.

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No idea where the idea that Kolechians are bad comes from. They are quite good customers!

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Hello, Jorji. I'm Dimitri Dawoski; the inspectors supervisior and manager of the border. It's great to meet you. The inspector said you're a really good man. And you're from Obristan, huh? This is really good, I really love Obristan people. They are so funny and hospitable. So, what are you doing? *Dimitri really don't knows how he can speak with people* (Omg Jorji I really love you sooo much <3 I'm happy to see you here! And sorry if I write any word wrong. English is not my first language :3)

Working, yes that’s it. I work in… Pharmaceuticals?

Yes. That is it.  

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“New inspector? Unsurprising. Old is probably past Kolechia by now.”

Hello good friend Vonel? Doing well, I bet you doing well. Very good country you have here, very good, but very hard to get into! Ha! How has my friend Inspector been doing?

I think it’s best if you come with me.

((OMG JORJI HI!!))