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Muffet - Roxrezi

Lyrics by Josh Kynaston

Art by Donna Paella

Mixed by Roxrezi

Edited by Josh Kynaston

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Hello Dearies~

Apologies for not being online all that much recently! However, I have been busy preparing this lovely song for all of you!

Please, do enjoy this; and remember! It costs 99999G for every time you listen to it!!!

Personal  // Youtube // MOI

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How close are you to your goal of helping the spiders?

Not close enough!!!

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Well, I love your voice!! and I would love to hear what you think of the drawings I did on Muffie!!! X3

This is going to be OOC because oh go d why did you make me look at this

Thank you so much for the compliment but I have absolutely no desire to look at NSFW images, and honestly would’ve appreciated if you’d let me know beforehand. Here i am just a personontheinternet i wanna keep it safe for waluigi and all the under 18′s okay.

I’m also posting this publicly because I need to make it known that I absolutely do not want anything NSFW sent to me on any kind of blog. I find it fucking vile, and honestly you should warn people better before sending them your art. 

Frankly? I’m disgusted.I am over 18, but you had no way of knowing that. If I hadn’t been, you’d be sending porn to a minor and that’s even fucking worse. Do not do this again, ever.

I can’t stop you from drawing what you want to but I don’t appreciate being sent this kind of stuff, and I’m sure most people don’t - especially without any hint to what it is. And to anyone else reading this, if you’re under the age of 18, don’t look at their blog just please don’t. 

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Love your voice!

Ahu~ Thank you, anon!! I do try -;;]c

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Download here!!

Someone once asked me if I was ever interested in dating someone in The Underground. I am in fact!! But only if you count glittery gold as a person~

Art credit // Personal  // Youtube // MOI // Original song 

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My pet?? Well, it’s actually a hybrid of a muffin, a puff pastry, and around 60 spiders! That lizard lady in Hotlands made my precious little pet for me!!!

@sanicspeed21 // Art credit // Personal // MOTI // Background music

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Oh no, as long as you give me your money I won’t feel a slight bit of malice towards you!! Run along now, Dearie.

Art credit // Personal // MOTI // Background music

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Why not?? Spiders don’t have a long life expectancy and the dead bodies have to go SOMEWHERE. Plus, it leaves a delightful aftertaste!

@uraniumx29 // Art credit // Personal // MOTI // Background music

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My spider donuts are a classic amongst the inhabitants of the ruins and underworld. And my kiddie croissants were a huge hit back in the day, but APPARENTLY it’s IMMORAL to kill humans these days!!

@jordanthecat11 // Art credit // Personal // MOTI // Background music

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Well then why are you here??? I don’t run this blog for free!

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Well, @askmttvoice the way I see it (with my many, many eyes ahu~) is that at least 300 of that covered the expenses of a kiss and being pickpocketed!! 50 hardly coveres any kind of uncountable money you owe me. ::::)c

As for @ask-goatmom I-

hmm

I’m still not dropping the debt though

“Too much to count,” eh @askmuffet? How about “too much to count, minus three hundred fifty dollars?”

YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS DIDN’T YOU

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We’re hard at work on Spider Dance!

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Two, Four, Six, Eight, I think it’s time for a date…

Muffet - @roxrezi

Flowey - @digitalized-nightmare

Chorus - April-Ann Tass, @baritoneblur, @gentlemanwalrus,@invidebitsunshine, Shyner_24, @thesym, @tenebrismo, @uprisingattorney, Yousif Najem

Art by Shyner_24, which you can check out here!

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It seems you’ve found yourself tangled up in my part of the web! I must say, I am always pleased to see your face, Dearie, as long as you cough up some payment in the form of questions!! 

Gold will do too, naturally.

Don’t hang about too long though! My little pet grows hungry when he can sniff out a fresh human on my web. Especially a STINGY one, so I would highly suggest giving me that payment sooner or later!!

Goodbye dearie!!

Art credit // Personal // MOTI // Background music