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For Ashton. Would you perhaps ever jam out to the hit musical alexander hamilton the hit hip hop sensation from 2016 composed by lin manuel miranda

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what makes u think i haven’t already 🤨 man i’m a theatre kid!!!!! u gotta get serious!!!!!! u ever seen ride the cyclone

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Nathan, I know you know Willow, but what about the others? Do you know Sharkie/Cass/Ashton? If so, what are your opinions on them?

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ok wait i gotta break the fourth wall real quick 💀 cause it depends when u ask ykwim ?

like i only know will to begin with but i meet the rest of em (minus ash) at some point. i dont rlly care abt the bear or the bunny but the shark kid is chill n we vibe

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Vivian: How are u :DD?

and how's the bitch Edwin 💀

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i’m okay ..! as much as i can be ^^; hudson is keeping me company at least !!

ed is .. he’s got a new friend, i think ? which is good, cuz he’s finally leaving me alone now ~w~

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Ayyyyuupp nathan got any personal favorite memories with your bounty hunting crew?

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man hold on my memorys is FUCKED

yurr 🔥🔥🔥 i mean its kinda boring to talk abt but it was fun when i moved into my new place n they came over a bunch to help me set my shit up n decorate an allat. rach gave me her old ass secondhand fairy lights n i was like Thats Gay n she jus looked at me funny 🤨 n roland was there

also ig . jus hangin out w steph at all is a good time ykwim!!!! dudes a riot n he doesnt take no shit n we vibe. he thinks i dont know hes dating rach LMFAOOO

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Nathan, (I believe that's how it's spelt?) bud, tell us about your history with Willow. I'm so curious and would love to hear a big rant :3 -🌪

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aaaayup OK WAIT this shit goes so far back hold on

i met the kid when he was like 7 and i was 13 n he was still new to the whole foster care routine. huuuge wuss at first like i found him cryin in a corner bc his last home didnt last n he rlly thought they liked him enough to stay 💀 i was like Man i gotta show this kid whats rlly up bc u cant be going on with expectations like that. cant afford the disappointment cause that shit breaks u down until u got nothing left so i had to teach him that lesson before he found out for himself.

we ended up bein in the same home for a while , like a year or smth, so i got to show him the real ropes and all the shit he had to know to actually make it out there, like pickin locks n shoplifting n lyin to cops u get the idea. hooked him up w belle too cause he rlly needed help w the anxiety. that kid was like a lil brother to me n my crew were chill w him too, n even when we got separated we had a meet up spot on the edge of town so he was rlly putting in the effort to keep up n everything.

i was always plannin on getting my bounty hunters license when i aged outta the system, so i asked him to come w me and the guys so we could take care of him better than any foster parents could, n the jackass fuckin REFUSED. said he had to stay behind for his friend, some other fuckin kid i never met n he never told me abt, an i tried to tell him if hes the one stayin behind then theyd only weigh him down but he wouldnt listen. every fuckin thing i taught him out the window cause the dumbass got attached. an now im eating my words cause i realised i did the same fuckin thing w him. so i fucked off n left him behind like i shoulda done from the start

then like, four fuckin years later i hear from belle that him n his ‘friend’ got into the field an i tell her to tell him hes a fuckin dead man. first he turns me down, then he makes himself a threat to MY FUCKIN TERRITORY with his lil attack dog like i didnt teach him every fuckin thing he knows? like i wasnt fuckin good enough?? im tellin u next time i see his sorry face its gonna be on sight

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Soooo sharkie, when ya say ya will eat anything- do ya mean literally ANYTHING or is there like a few select things ya wouldn't eat.. Perchance...🤨

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i mean it depends?? like im obv not boutta eat anythin straight up Inedible like metal or dirt or some shi, but likr expiry dates wont stop me unless its been over a month or smth. between me n will hes the one w more sensory issues so we usually jus get what he wants and i eat whatever he dont like abt it. weve actually tried hunting before but will pussied out and honestly ion think we had the right shit to cook it with anyway, so id prolly draw the line there

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Ezekiel!

Are you a plush? If so, what kind?

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i am not a plushie . but the toymaker has tried many times to make me one

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Theodore:

Thoughts on Michelle?

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Oh dear… well, haha, you’ve certainly asked the right version of me! I suppose ‘canonically’ I would say I’ve never met anyone named Michelle, but given that I’m more or less aware of the timeline as a whole, I’ll have to say that’s ma belle chérie! Il n'y a pas d'autre femme que j'aimerais avoir à mes côtés <3

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Toymaker, can u feel pain?

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not at all! the masses i inhabit have no such means to convey sensations of pain or discomfort in any way! these days such a feeling is but a memory to me! that is, in a way, the joy of no longer being human; troubles like hunger and thirst and pain are entirely foreign to me now! isn’t that just wonderful?

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Theo, whenever your tail wags, it makes us fans happy asf-

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Ohh? Goodness, I had no idea it even did that in the first place! I’d say that’s strange, considering bear’s tails don’t wag (I think?) but I don’t expect it to make much sense anyway… in whatever case, I’m chuffed that such a silly thing can make you happy :3

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Nathan, Sharkie and Willow how cool are y’all on a scale of one to ten

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FIRST QUESTION LETS GOOOO 😎🔥🔥🔥 fuckk idk like 12 probably

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?? like a 7 i geuss???? how do u scale coolness brother

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I’m actually wondering if this was meant to be more like, how cool are we with each other? But they’ve already answered so I kinda just have to go with the crowd now. I’m not super intimidating or interesting at a glance, so I’d say maybe five?

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Question for Vivian, Theodore and Toymaker:

If you had one wish, what's one thing that would you could wish for?

and what's ur favorite color?

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ummm .... normally i’d want something like a soccerball signed by kristine lilly , or like a hundred dollars , but i think right now i just wanna get out of the toystore ;; but anyway !! i like blue ^w^

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Oooh, this is curious! Let’s see… wishing to be human again feels a bit redundant now, haha. I guess I’d like to go on a trip to France? Or maybe I’d wish to reestablish human rights for plushies? Ahh, oh dear, those are two very different things… well, um, setting that aside- it’s difficult to pick just one favourite colour! I’d have to say I quite enjoy most pastels and muted browns, like the leaves in fall!

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what a strange assortment of characters you’ve requested! very well, i’ll entertain your queries; i wish that ezekiel would walk right up to the foot of my throne right this moment and surrender! i am so exhausted of trying to catch him! and my most preferred colour is white, if you consider that a colour at all and not just a shade!

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THEO looka t this

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That is a sea bunny! And an amazing specimen at that :D Whereabouts did you find this fellow?

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Question for Willow and Sharkie, do you guys have any friends / a friend group of sorts? Or is it just you guys?

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It’s pretty much just us! Of course, we know other people and hang out with them sometimes, but I wouldn’t consider that a friend group. Most of them don’t even know each other…

that, plus we dont rlly get along w the same ppl. like will’s friends w ashton, but personally ion fw him. our dealers pretty cool but shes way older than us so we aint got a lot in common. i think the only person we both like hangin out w is that guy at the 7-11

Julien! I’ve been trying to teach him a little guitar lately. He seems nice.

yea that’s his name. hes chill he can stay

You only say that because he lets us steal things from the store!

i aint wrong tho am i? you sure dont complain

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Cassidy if I were to theatrically give you my dog to take care of for one day would he come back alive

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theoretically, your dog would be fine, but i don’t recommend doing that anyway. i don’t want to take care of some mutt i don’t know for a whole day, especially not when i could be doing literally anything else. why me, anyway? almost anyone else would be far more willing (and perhaps even excited) to petsit your dog.

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☆ a new friend?!

Nathan Bradshaw (🐈) is our newest addition to the secondary character roster!

nathan is an antagonist and rival bounty hunter to seasnake, with his own dedicated group of hunters and a long history involving willow; feel free to ask him about that!

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Hi toymaker! I'm a big fan and I was wondering if you had ANY favorite food in the world, what would it be? Also, how's it going?

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a food question! shocking! are you aware that i am not alive? and i haven’t been in some decades, my friend! i had all but forgotten that food was once a necessity! dismissing the part where i would have settled for just about anything when i were still human, i’ll say my favourite food is raw eggs! or perhaps lemons? pretend it’s whatever you find to be most appalling!

as for ‘how it’s going’; just about the same as ever! boring and repetitive and pointless! just sitting around and watching everyone was tedious enough, but this version of me is stuck in a non-canon plane of eternal nothing! i have never been so understimulated in my (after)life!