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[asksaru]

BAHAHAHA-! SUITS HIM RIGHT! Damn gorilla had it coming! I’d frame this image if I wouldn’t be certain that he’d try to kill me.

Thanks for taking the blow, Hitoshi. This deserves to become a national treasure!

The people spoke so I delivered ☆☆ It took… a lot of will power but I finally got Hajime to do this for me!! Us?? For us! I fear for my life every second I’m in his vicinity now but I think it’s worth it hehe~

Done for this poll (❛◡❛)✿

Real footage of Hajime and me after taking a picture of him in a dress for the 2nd time.

[asksaru]

for muses that are getting to know each other

❝ what's your favorite color and why? ❞

❝ can i come with you? ❞

❝ you have a nice smile, has anyone ever told you that before? ❞

❝ how do you take your coffee? ❞

❝ sorry, what was your name again? ❞

❝ it just occurred to me i never asked you what your last name is. ❞

❝ actually we've met before. ❞

❝ i've heard a few things about you. ❞

❝ care to join me? ❞

❝ i'm not really sure why i trust you. ❞

❝ i don't usually talk this much, it just feels easy to say stuff when you're listening. ❞

❝ i know we don't know each other that well but if you wanna talk about it... ❞

❝ could you help me with something? ❞

❝ do you like it here? ❞

❝ are you new around here? ❞

❝ you can ask me anything you want. i promise i'll answer truthfully except the things i feel like lying about. ❞

❝ i don't mean to be too forward, you just seem like you could use a friend right now. ❞

❝ you can come with me. i mean if you don't have anyone waiting for you. ❞

❝ we're friends now. you can ask me for help. ❞

❝ do you like this music? i can change it. ❞

❝ what are your favorite snacks? ❞

❝ really? i wouldn't have guessed that about you. ❞

❝ do you mind if i ask about it? ❞

ACTIONS:

VISIT: for sender to go to receiver's home for the first time

VISITED: for receiver to go to sender's home for the first time

CRYING: for sender to see receiver cry for the first time

CRIED: for receiver to see sender cry for the first time

BEGIN: sender and receiver are on their first date together

TRIP: our muses go on a group trip but end up stuck together, away from the rest of their friends.

SITUATION: our muses are acquainted because one of them is their friend's roommate. muse a shows up when their friend isn't there and ends up hanging out with muse b one on one.

GO: our muses go to a zoo or theme park together and get lost.

INVITE: sender cooks for receiver for the first time

INVITED: receiver cooks for sender for the first time

TOGETHER: our muses spend the night for the first time

TRY: our muses hooked up and are hanging out the next day

COMFORT: sender is going through a break up and receiver offers to cheer them up

COMFORTED: receiver is going through a break up and sender offers to cheer them up

OFFER: sender gives receiver a ride to the airport/picks them up

OFERED: receiver gives sender a ride to the airport/picks them up

AID: sender helps receiver redecorate

AIDING: receiver helps sender redecorate

[asksaru]

Announcing….

MITSURU HITOKOE, CHIEF BROADCASTER OF NANBA PRISON

askblog intro

↻ ◁ II ▷ ↺

“I just can’t help wanting to surprise you~ ���”

ooc intro under the cut

you may recognize me from @silvertrashpanda as the biggest mitsuru fanatic so here's a fun little rp acc for anyone to get a chance to send asks and get a chance to interact with nanba's chief broadcaster! i do my best to keep my portrayal as accurate as possible but consistency is not my forte..

that being said here's a few ground rules! negativity will be ignored faster than you can say 'but that isnt canon!' this is all for fun so there's no room that all that here. writer may be an adult but nsfw will NOT be posted here. however suggestive content may be allowed but will be properly tagged.

this isn't my first time roleplaying but it is my first time running an askblog so bear with me not knowing how certain things work. everyone is free to interact don't be shy! especially other nanbaka rp blogs!! personal headcanons will be very present here since mitsuru doesn't have much lore to him so please send asks about him i love to share headcanons! if any ships come up it'll be very open bc i am a hard believer of pan+poly mitsuru. this isn't my main blog so if i send any asks i'll end them all with '~🎤' for y'all to recognize me.

that's about it, i hope you all enjoy the shenanigans to come!!

⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆

[asksaru]

I know that, you don’t gotta remind me. But I can’t be as calm as you guys when they’re practically insulting the people I care about — I’d behave the same way if you were severely disrespected, of course.

And that doesn’t mean I’m easy to pick on!! 💢 💢

You’re as optimistic as always, so I don’t that’s likely to happen, seeing as you’re all buddy-buddy with everyone; I’m nearly certain that you have no enemies.

About time you made one of these! What you said would be “interesting” has turned to be irritating or stupid! Or both!

I believe I even intersected with one of the intruders once (or someone impersonating them) and they’ve done nothing but mock me, THIS IS HELL!

@asksaru

Aww no need to be so negative, Saru-chan!!

This is your chance to talk to people and get to know ‘em better ♪ Nothing beats making new friends!

Though I can’t blame ‘em for wanting to pick on you when ya make it so easy hehe

If they are one of those intruders then how about you try and get a little more information about them? Seems like the perfect opportunity if you ask me~ If you manage to get anything be sure to deliver it straight to me or the warden, ‘kayy?

[asksaru]

You are! You’re basically a tree, y’know! So even if I don’t want to do it I have to, I seriously don’t get how I’m this short compared to you, there’s nothing wrong with my diet and I always exercise!

Anyway, thanks Aniki! I knew I could count on you!

Aniki! I didn’t think you would actually make one of these, it’s definitely… something? Anyway, can you please tell Inori to stop playing around and do his work already?! He keeps brushing me off…

@asksaru

"Momoko didn't exactly offer me the choice.

Also, you have to be more firm, you'll never get respected as the Deputy Supervisor otherwise. I have better things to do than that, do it yourself."

[asksaru]

“I tried! It’s probably because of my height or something, why do you have to be a giant, Aniki?! I gotta climb on Inori just to talk to ya without my neck hurting…”

“I’ll get my displeasure across somehow, or I can just break the mahjong table he likes to play on, but then I’d have to pay for the damages.. doesn’t matter! I’ll definitely think of something!”

Aniki! I didn’t think you would actually make one of these, it’s definitely… something? Anyway, can you please tell Inori to stop playing around and do his work already?! He keeps brushing me off…

@asksaru

"Momoko didn't exactly offer me the choice.

Also, you have to be more firm, you'll never get respected as the Deputy Supervisor otherwise. I have better things to do than that, do it yourself."

[asksaru]

Really? I thought that level of endurance must’ve come from some rough training.. is it a natural talent you have? That’s pretty impressive, I’ll tell you that. Good resilience can’t be good enough for a fight on its own though, you have to train your body until it can keep up with itself.

But that’s all the more reason to train, right?! We’ll be sure to find a training routine that fits your needs without it being too overwhelming for you (that dog would bark at me all day if I trained you using my methods). Maybe you’ll give Inori some motivation to actually do his job for once.

We tend to have tea and snacks during breaks, since it’s important to keep your body fed and hydrated when handling intense training. Maybe I’ll have Houdzuki supervise you sometimes too, I’ve heard that you two get along well.

As fellow younger brothers, do you get along with Samon?

I'd say we get along nicely enough! As much as I'd love to say we 100% acquaintances, we don't particularly interact much considering my big brother is Hajime, his sworn rival.. (｡ì_í｡) Though every time we have talked it's been right pleasant, I think!! Hopefully, in the near future we can be closer (˙˘˙✿)

[asksaru]

Hi samon^_^ I heard somewhere you like gardening? I was wondering, do you name your plants?? (◕◡◕)

I do, it’s something I picked up to kill time but then I ended up genuinely enjoying it, I usually my plants after someone or something I know , but not all of them.

Of course, I don’t call them by the name I’ve given them in front of others like an idiot, I use their scientific name or the one that’s most common.

[asksaru]

When you put it like that, it sounds really childish… it’s just that he’s annoyingly strong and I want to be stronger than him, I don’t have any personal grudges against him though.

You’re (surprisingly) his polar opposite, but I guess that me and my older brother are the same as you two, in that aspect. I haven’t got any problems with Hajime’s acquaintances, much less you. So if you have any problems, or if you just want somewhere to train, you know where my building is.

As fellow younger brothers, do you get along with Samon?

I'd say we get along nicely enough! As much as I'd love to say we 100% acquaintances, we don't particularly interact much considering my big brother is Hajime, his sworn rival.. (｡ì_í｡) Though every time we have talked it's been right pleasant, I think!! Hopefully, in the near future we can be closer (˙˘˙✿)

[asksaru]

Send 💬 + [character name] for my muse to talk about that character!

[asksaru]

It’s the spider guy!!-🎀💊

Oh. Right. What do you want?

[asksaru]

SORRY! But wait..someone who works here looks like noriko, same hair….-🎀💊

(Is it okay to have headcannons in this blog?)

..the hell are you on about?!

(OOC: heck yeah!!)

[asksaru]

I mean…all I act is security so…but didn’t you see the torches? Mei & ido brute force ikkaku electrify, and the others…-🎀💊

I don’t give a shit if you didn’t personally do anything, the fact you’re working for them is enough.

[asksaru]

Awww jeez that sad! Makes sense after noriko :3-🎀💊

Fuck off, do you have any idea how many people you’ve hurt?! You make me sick.

[asksaru]

Does Samon mind sharing his ice cream with people? (If not, would Samon like to share sometime? sorry for the double questionx)

No, unless they deserve it.

[asksaru]

How do you feel about isou…? My name is tsu-in he’s my sensie !-🎀💊

(Too lazy to make a proper blog sooo)

..You have some guts to ask me that. We’ll find all of you bastards and make sure you never hurt anyone else ever again.

[asksaru]

YOUR FAV ICEPOP FLAVOUR⁉️⁉️

Berry Punch or Blue Raspberry. The peach ones are also good.