asksprunkiestsimon

[asksprunkiestsimon]

“... Alright.” — He came on over, proceeding to sit on the chair and lean back on it as far as he could. “I sure do hope this won't end poorly, and I'll regret this.”

" ok dude.. what are you jonesing for.. " " mountain dew ? " " or the doctor "

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do you want some ibuprofen?

" i don't have a headache, though ? " " i just feel a little off is all " " kinda fuzzy in the head.. stomach kinda hurts .. LP came over and said that he was projecting his period cramps onto me and then he pressed his two fingers to his temples and started straining really hard " " i definitely don't feel crappy 'coz of him ! but i did pretend to curl up in pain on the floor for his benefit because i thought he was going to rupture something "

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“Wuh- gghuh?” “Hey, sorry I- I'm really thirsty... do you have anything to drink? ... I also heard that you were sick, uh, hope you get better.”

" dude do i EVER have things to drink ! " " you came to the right simon.. " " i got dr pepper diet dr pepper creaming soda coca cola ginger beer and hard solo.. but i'm not really so big on that, because it tastes kinda funky "

[ Rolls out a chair, patting at it ]

" here ! lay your head back and i can pour all of it into your mouth at the same time. it'll be sooo sick "

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“... Simon.”

“...”

“Gllugblrrgbllgglughblg.”

" ?? " " clukr ?? "

[ Races towards. Slides to on knees, clutching around him ]

" ..clukr buddy, speak to me.. ! " " SAY SOMETHING !! "

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Quick question, did you eat the cake too fast?

" maybe .. ? idunno.. not sure. i should go down and get some groceries " " and a mangonadaaaa "

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wait... simon have you ALWAYS been unable to eat chocolate?

" no way ! " " i love chocolate .. " " it's my favourite thing "

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did you like the cake-

" man ... " " can't have nuffin in this economy ... "

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”Hey, Simon! Have you seen my brother anywhere? It’s okay if you haven’t!”

Funbot said, implying about Mr. Fun Computer.

walks away with suspiciously mr fun puter shaped bulge in throat

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*looks around and gives youbthis 💔*

(I tried drawing your simon with my brud desgin)

AH! WHAT? IM SO SORRY I ONLY SAW THIS NOW!! THIS IS SO CUTE IM GOING TO CRY. your brud is so cute im going to squeeze him RGRHRG /aff

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[ Simon noted how they bristled at the mention of food. Gotcha! Nothing brings folk together like a plate of warm food ]

" sweet ! get dressed and i'll lead you down " " it's got the good stuff, believe me .. and mangonadas.. "

[ His eyes fixed on Monroe. Slightly psyched out, he knows this spider might have it out for him.. ] [ Finger guns at him ]

" ..you can even bring monroe. maybe the outside breeze will loosen him up a bit. ahaa.. "

[ squishes face into window ]

" FAREN "

*Faren jumped at the voice, a loud yet short yelp leaving their mouth simultaniusly.*

*They turned around with a confused look, only to see Simon's squished face staring at them. Faren sighed with relief before glancing at the plush they were so close to finishing.*

*Once they looked back, their expression was different from the serious and focused one they had seconds prior.*

"Hey, Simon!" *They said cheerfully. Monroe, only now being noticed by Faren, began to crawl onto their face. From how he moved, it was clear that Monroe was deliberately trying to block out Simon from Faren's view.*

*He didn't really succeed, though. Faren brought their hand up and repeatedly tried to get Monroe onto their hand instead, to which he hesitantly did.*

[Angry fast Vibrations]

"We talked about this, Monroe." *Their voiced showed slight disappointment, their expression doing the same.*

*Faren changed their expression after a bit of Monroe staring at them and began to lightly pet his head before looking back up.*

*They got up and walked towards the window, though a bit slow for some reason.*

*They gently opened the window, a small smile on their face. Faren hadn't seen Simon in a while, being much too focused on creating other things.*

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ooohhhh huh - now I feel silly, and no not all the time, sometimes I never see any green period. man this whole time I thought you were leaking either blood or some "infected juice" if you were sick, like those times you hallucinated alot or were ravenously hungry

" huuh .. " " i don't recall any of those times, actually .. " " --but i can assure you, i was born with these markings ! they've gotten more prominent as i grew up " " maybe you went through a time where you couldn't process the color blue and green .. "

[ He stretches himself out a little. The markings seemed to glow a little brighter. Obviously Simon has a little control over that ]

" ..it's more teal than anything ! " " i can match with my girlfriend :) "

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by the way uh... I always thought this only happened because you were sick at times but, is the green stuff coming out of you supposed to be your blood?

" the green stuff ? "

[ He touches his face ] [ Nothing smudges ]

" ..you mean my markings ? " " hehehe.. silly dude. while yes my blood is a shade of blue, i'm not bleeding right now " " i've always had them ! ..have you just thought i was constantly bleeding since we met ? "

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ME ME ME I WANNA RUB YO BELLY- I mean

*Clears throat* Who said THAT?!?!

" all yours man !! go ham heh " " just be nice, yknow ? "

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M!A SIMON TIME HE'S SO CUTE

" yayaya. it's simon time !! " " whas that mean again .. "

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simon your uh... doing me a concern... how and when did you get the flu? and, you said your getting THINNER? are you so sick that you can't stomach anything you eat anymore?

“ not incredibly but it is happening. and i don’t have as much energy, but i have been walking around and also eating “

“ it’s annoying.. where does it all go .. ? “

“ i picked this up from the pastry chef, i swear .. i hope vinnie doesn’t get it .. lucky we have been keeping our distance “

[ He says, fully knowing that he’s been sleeping in Vinnie’s bed for the past 5 days and cuddling and kissing him. Vinnie is toast ]

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hi

" ..for me ? " " i'm awesome ? " " for meeee .. ? idunnoo dude.. "

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" life update.. ! ahha " " i'm getting over a really bad flu, so i'm not 100% .. things have been weird lately " " i've been giving viney some space recently so she can heal " " but i miss her .. " " vinnie lives with me now ! so now i have near constant company ! it's really nice .. " " i've also been losing like.. a ton of weight. which i'm not too happy about, especially since i haven't done any working out for the longest time " " it might just be because of the killer sickness i contracted " " just in time for hot boy summer, i guess .. but i don't feel like a hot boy :( " " do i still look cool ? do you think vineria still thinks i'm pretty .. ? god, i miss her .. " " i'm hungryyy .. "