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[askstorycrow]

If I were your psychologist, I'd bring you snacks during our sessions, if for no other reason than I want to feed you delicious treats while we gossip about my idiot co-workers. Alas, they don't let the Baby Psychs near the Rogues Gallery anymore

Yes, I can see why.

[askstorycrow]

If I were your psychologist, I'd bring you snacks during our sessions, if for no other reason than I want to feed you delicious treats while we gossip about my idiot co-workers. Alas, they don't let the Baby Psychs near the Rogues Gallery anymore

Yes, I can see why.

[askstorycrow]

I do not get enough chances to draw massive amounts of red hair in a (mostly) line-less style and that is a shame. It’s also a shame I don’t get to use the “‘Unethical science’ and ‘unnecessary risk’” playlist more. So @askstorycrow has been a real gift.

[askstorycrow]

How… did…?

…always nice to see a familiar face, I suppose.

[askstorycrow]

How… did…?

…always nice to see a familiar face, I suppose.

[askstorycrow]

Fall risk? Why?

Try not to get too excited. 

It’s merely because I was recently sedated, not due to any weakness you could hope to exploit. 

[askstorycrow]

Fall risk? Why?

Try not to get too excited. 

It’s merely because I was recently sedated, not due to any weakness you could hope to exploit. 

[askstorycrow]

Do you have any allergies or such? I noticed you're wearing more than one wristband.

Oh? Well spotted.

Asprin, I'm afraid.

[askstorycrow]

Do you have any allergies or such? I noticed you're wearing more than one wristband.

Oh? Well spotted.

Asprin, I'm afraid.

[askstorycrow]

…my…? Ah. Yes.

No. I… appreciate your concern. But this is an older injury.

Call it a… wardrobe malfunction, I suppose.

[askstorycrow]

...my...? Ah. Yes.

No. I... appreciate your concern. But this is an older injury.

Call it a... wardrobe malfunction, I suppose.

[askstorycrow]

Why don't you willingly go back to Arkham? Not every doctor would be an asshole to you, maybe some of them could even help you cope with your issues in a healthy way!

...regardless of what you’ve heard, understand that the Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane is simply not that kind of hospital.

[askstorycrow]

I am constantly thinking about the @askstorycrow Scarecrow design, so I had to sketch it out. I love his fancy wig.

[askstorycrow]

Why don't you willingly go back to Arkham? Not every doctor would be an asshole to you, maybe some of them could even help you cope with your issues in a healthy way!

...regardless of what you’ve heard, understand that the Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane is simply not that kind of hospital.

[askstorycrow]

Doctor Crane, have you ever thought about getting actual therapy? I mean, you surely have some issues given your past and you're coping in an unhealthy way. Maybe you'll feel better if you give it a try!

[askstorycrow]

Doctor Crane, have you ever thought about getting actual therapy? I mean, you surely have some issues given your past and you're coping in an unhealthy way. Maybe you'll feel better if you give it a try!

[askstorycrow]

*to the crows* Caw caw caw? Caw-caw-caw! Caw-CAW! Caaaw.