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siblings ever

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i painted my nails.

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hey mod here. im projecting and in class doing math right now and I fucking hate it.

im projecting onto him. hes doing volume and surface area questions

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shwarma. or however its spelt

🤤🤤🤤🤤

I got iced tea with it too ^_^

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That’s so scary because what if I try to get water from the fridge at night only to find this. this fucking creepy look a like staring back at me

I would scream oh lord

guys I think team fortress 2 might be real I found this guy in my fridge and he told me all about it....

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Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

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It’s questionable. I don’t hate it though.

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My thighs hurt. owwww ownow ouch it hurtssssss

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! OOC POST

This is Mod speaking, HIIIII!!!!!!!!!! So I’ve made a new blog for an AU fanfic im working on, it’s called Crimson RED (woah so creative right) and thats because there’s two RED teams—normal tf2, and my own AU! Unsurprisingly the shade of default red my AU uses is obviously crimson or something akin to that. sorry I don’t like the sort of dull-ish red tf2 uses.

BUT ANYAYS. once it’s done i will be posting it on AO3, and possibly wattpad idk yet. Spoiler alert: i only have two full chapters. and i am writing on google docs. during school.

I would also appreciate if you guys could give me stupid sayings or ideas for chapter titles because that would be really helpful thank you

anyways WORD COUNT

Eating a shit teleporter (chapter one): 449

[YOU] paragraph: 112

Teufort (Remastered 1964) (chapter two): 2239

The YOU paragraphs are something I took inspo from The Naturals series, and my friend thought it was a really good idea to include them. so yeah those are there.

I’m in progress of writing chapter 3, which is currently called Airplane Mode. im going to change the name eventually I PROMISE

Anyway…….yeah.

The account for this fan AU is @cr-tf2 , and I would appreciate it SO MUCH if you guys could send random asks or whatever. anyways thank you

this blog might still be up, but I’m sorry for not posting so much because I’m still in school, and after all I have SHIT to work on

edit I deleted that blog😓

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pssssssttttt.

happy lunar new year

Happy lunar new year…uhm….stick person? I’m not sure. Anyways.

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scout! what’s your zodiac sign?

My zodiac? Well, I was born in December, so it’s Capricorn. But following the Chinese zodiac system, I’m a fucking rabbit.

I guess it fits, per the role I serve..

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Thank you! It normally isn’t, but eh, who cares. We can bend the rules sometimes.

Happy Chinese new year Pyro!

[Hands you a five dollar bill]

As per tradition. It’s all I have

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Aww thank you! Happy new year!

If thats all you have, you should of kept it :(

Here! I dont know your tradition very well, but you can have as many cookies as you like!👀🍪

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happy Chinese new year you guys :DD

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i am back :D

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THERE’S SO MUCH BLOOD DEAR GOD

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It’s so cold today :(( i never liked winter..

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Reblog this to gently slap tf2 Heavy’s bald ahh head

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[ @rengineer ] "God complex? The only complex I got is a multi-level sentry setup with perfect line o’ sight."

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….My point kind of stands. Please don’t shoot me.