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hey FRIDAY, what are everyone's sleeping schedules like?

“Mister Stark’s average sleeping hours are four-and-a-half every forty-eight hours. Captain Rogers and Agent Wilson both typically eight hours, falling asleep at nine-PM and waking up at five-AM to attend the gym with Sergeant Barnes. Miss Romanoff typically has three hours of sleep from three to six-AM. Miss Maximoff usually has six hours of sleep. Doctor Banner has between nine and ten hours whilst Sergeant Barnes manages two-and-a-half. Does that answer your question?” 

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Tony, how do you feel about everyone referring to Peter as your son? 😅

Tony shrugs.

“I feel more sorry for the kid.” He comments, but the faint smile that covers his lips hides nothing.

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Steve, Tony. Are you two aware of Earth #3940?

“That’s Cap’s personal favourite.” Tony smirks, resting his hand on Steve’s shoulder. 

“You said no-one knew about that other than us!” Steve hisses, slapping the man’s hand from his body. 

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Steve Rogers? I'm Genis-Vell, I have the same powers as Carol plus she told me. Where do I sign up? Is there paper work?

“I don’t know why you’re asking me, I ain’t the boss around here.” Steve chuckles. “You’d have to organise a meeting with Tony and Nick.” 

“Or do some training against me and Buck.” Nat grins.

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Good morning sergeant Barnes, I hope you'll have a very pleasant day! May I ask you, how are you doing in the new era?

“Bucky.” The man corrects, smiling kindly. 

He shrugs. 

“It’s weird. So many things are new and different yet I can see where they’ve come from. All these crazy ideas from my era adapted to make such an incredible modern world. It’s fascinating really. I’m looking forward to understanding and learning all of it.”

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Hey Natasha. Out of Steve, Tony, and Carol, who would you marry and why?

“Ooh, Carol! I like this selection.” She grins before thinking about the question. “Probably Steve in all honesty.” 

Tony scoffs and rolls his eyes. 

“Why Capiscle over a man like me?!” He asks. 

“You’d get me a diamond ring bigger than your ego and that’s too heavy a weight for me to carry around.” Natasha winks before repeating the action toward Steve who chuckles and shakes his head. “Besides, Steve’s domesticated.” 

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Hello Miss Romanoff. You are forced to marry three people. Those three people must also marry each other. Who out of your friends do you choose, and why?

“That is, without a doubt, the wildest question I’ve ever been asked.” The woman comments, smirking. 

She looks around the room and analyses everyone in it. 

“Assuming that everyone’s single,” She begins. “Clint, Steve and Bruce.” 

“So, I have to marry the big guy now?!” Clint exclaims, Tony chuckling. 

“It was between Bruce, Barnes or Tony.” Nat clarifies, shrugging. 

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Hey Steve. Fuck, Marry, Kill, and all of the above with the four parts of your heart. Sam, Natasha, Bucky, and Tony. Choose wisely.

“I’m sorry, what?” Cap stumbles over his words, looking around the room for anyone to help him out of his but they’re all simply smirking and looking at him with curiosity. “Brilliant.” He sighs, thinking over the answer. “You know, back in my day-”

“We don’t care, old man, just answer the question.” Nat interrupts, chuckling afterward to show she’s joking. 

Steve smirks and sighs. 

“Marry Buck,” 

The Winter Soldier is immediately nudging Sam and laughing. 

“This is hard, how am I meant to kill either of these people?” Cap groans. 

“You gotta answer it, Rogers.” Tony pushes. 

Steve sighs again. 

“Fuck Nat, kill Tony, all of the above to Sam.” 

There’s a variation of shouting and yelling at the blond’s final answer, to which he shakes his head and covers his face whilst Bucky pats his shoulder. 

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I like that anons question for Nat. Hey Tony, fuck, marry, kill between Steve, Bruce, and Rhodey 😅

“For God’s sakes,” Tony grumbles as he thinks over the question. Nat chuckling to herself in the corner alongside Pepper who is trying hard to hide her grin. 

Tony throws her a mock frown before thinking about his answer once more. 

“I’d marry Rhodey, definitely, but I’m stuck with Bruce and Cap. I would be quite content with killing Rogers but not so sure I’d want tap Hulk’s ass.”

“Jeez,” Bruce shudders in humiliation. 

“Kill Bruce, fuck Cap. Final answer.” Tony finishes, Steve choking on his own spit at the words whilst Pep and Nat continue to laugh. 

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So with Valkyrie as the new king of new Asgard, who’s going to be her queen? Any volunteers???

“I assure you, I really don’t need a queen.” The woman comments, a light smirk on her face as she quirks her brows. “Then again, it depends who volunteers.”

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For Natasha! Fuck, Marry, Kill between Tony, Steve, and Bruce

The woman grins and thinks over the question.

“Kill Tony, Fuck Steve and Marry Bruce.” She affirms, watching Steve’s jaw drop at how nonchalantly she said it whilst Tony’s jaw drops at the fact she said she’d kill him.

“Fuck you too, Romanoff.” Stark curses, tutting under his breath whilst Bruce blushes and scratches the back of his head.

“Steve would be fun to toy with in bed - he hasn’t had any since nineteen-forty, if even then.” Nat jokes, receiving hearty laughs out of Sam and Bucky whilst Cap himself groans and walks out the room.

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Hey Tony out of all the avengers who do you think has a daddy kink 😂

“Rogers, definitely.” Tony states without hesitation.

Natasha bursts into laughter.

“And Barnes, lets be real.” The man finishes. “Daddy issue forties boys”

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Peter I’m going to keep calling it the Peter tingle because I want to feel you tingle inside of me while I ride the fuck out of you

“You- You wanna- You- I- what? You- I-” The boy stumbles over his words as he stares at you with wide eyes. “My bedroom’s that way if you wanna go- like- um...” He trails off, simply pointing in the direction of his room with a curious, scared yet intrigued gaze.

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Can Loki fill me with his glorious purpose?

“Now, now, I am curious as to what you could possibly be talking about...” The man’s lips curl into a mischievous grin. “Do tell, darling.”

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hey thor, I gotta ask, how is korg doing after the noobmaster69 stuff? is he good? Also how are you doing now?

“Korg is doing very well, thank you! Noob-master-sixty-nine is yet to come back around but I think he learnt his lesson.” The God grins. “I’m as well as ever, obviously.” 

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Thor have you and Jane had sex? Can’t imagine what it would be like to sleep with a god

“My, my... a brave question for a mortal. Yes, we have - don’t let her I told you that. I’d love to offer but I believe that’s frowned upon by you Earthly beings.” He grins, flashing you a wink.

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Thor, how are you and Jane doing? Ever thought about marrying her?

“Oh, you have no idea...” The God trails off, fantasising about the one thing that he loves so much. “We’re good. Very good. And yes. Yes I have.”