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[askthedadler]

👁️👄👁️ he had a one night stand and doesn't want to admit it- cause a baby popping into existence is just as believe able as storks bringing your child to you-

Why would you ever think such a thing.

Is this some form of blackmail.

[askthedadler]

:O Mallow is a doorstep darling! It’s so sweet that you took her in like that, compassion is so important for good parenting. You’re going to be a great dad, I can already tell

Well gee, you're making me blush here... that's awfully nice of you to think and say!

[askthedadler]

Who's the mother?

Oh.

Um..well

I've gotta be honest with you all I really don't know.

marshamallow sorta came motherless?

(As all babies who appear unannounced do..)

Which was quite suspicious really.

I mean there was no note or anything she was just...there.

But I've made some pretty GREAT speculations as to why but that's a conversation for another day.

[askthedadler]

I just found your blog and it is so cute!!

Marsha is adorable :)

(I did have a question, though. I had stumbled across your blog because I had a similar idea and was looking around to see if someone else has done this. Would you be upset if there was another dad-onceler themed blog? ^^;)

Awe that means a lot to hear that and I think Marshamallow agrees!

((ooc: no I wouldn't be upset at all! I think seeing another dad onceler around would be pretty neat so I say go for it!))

[askthedadler]

Hey dad-ler I got a dirty joke 3 white horses rolling in the mud

Wait.

3 White horses rolling in the-What does that even-

Oooh!

But first there's just something I gotta get off my chest. Something that I've noticed and it's starting to bug me ya know?

Just Why do truffula trees seem so suspicious on sunny days?

They just seem a little

shady.

[askthedadler]

It’s been about a week love

A WHOLE week? and I've done absolutely nothing?

How did I let this happen?

[askthedadler]

Oh my- how long have I been out?

What day is it?????

[askthedadler]

Little update from last nights event :

After many hours of tears and comfort

I finally got her to sleep but by the time I did.

It was time for me to get up.

I love this.

[askthedadler]

No I take it back.

Why on earth would I do that-

[askthedadler]

That's it.

I'm throwing her away.

[askthedadler]

I'm going to lose my mind.

I was going to go bed to you know, get some rest so I can go into town in the morning.

But I don't think that's going to happen .

She just won't stop crying and I don't know why.

I swear I've tried everything what am I doing wrong?

[askthedadler]

Give us the dad jokes!!

You ask and you shall receive!

WAIT, WAIT ONE MORE

Okay.

What did people say about the donkey that graduated from college?

*snorts*

Wow what a smart as-

I WILL RIP OUT YOUR ANKLES-

[askthedadler]

So tell me dear, what’s the little one’s name?

Why Marsha?

Because she's small and cute like a marshaMELLOW

Get it? You, you see what I did there?

(Look I know what you're thinking. It was a good idea at the time okay? don't judge me.)

[askthedadler]

Hello, Hello everyone

Yes that's right.

I'm the Dad-ler.

(Trust me, I can't believe it either.)

Ask me anything you want to know!

I'll even give you my special parenting advice for free.