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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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What would happen if you and vetinari had a staring contest? -sincerely, interested Quirmian...

/stares

/fails to raise any eyebrows on account of not having any

#discworld #ask the luggage #the patrician has the advantage of having both eyes AND eyebrows

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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what would happen if you were standing in the tardis and then it materialized halfway through a portal, 1/2 of which opened into yourself

/stares incredulously

#discworld #ask the luggage #portals are only man-sized #the TARDIS would never fit through one #also #sapient pearwood is hardly an ideal portal conductor

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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which is your fave DiscWorld book?

#thedesinja #asks #do you know how hard it is to read without hands #or eyes?#discworld #ask the luggage

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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Doesn't the fact that your name is just "the luggage" bother you? Don't you find it annoying that they have just basically labelled you as an item?

#Anonymous #asks #no #it fits #and objectification is not such a concern when you ARE an object #discworld #ask the luggage

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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how would you fare as an aperture test subject?? :0

#Anonymous #asks #they couldn't find enough long-fall boots #and if i never eat another lemon again it will be too soon #discworld #ask the luggage

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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YOU ARE MY OTP

/stares

#puppy-juggling #asks #discworld #ask the luggage

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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Out of asks or busy chasing students around?

#you know how i have always described this as #the laziest ask blog?#meltingpenguins #ask the luggage #discworld

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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i don't suppose i could tempt you with a sausage inna bun

/backs away

#tried it once #even sapient pearwood has standards mate #sausage inna bun is currently listed below my own legs when it comes to things i'd eat #Anonymous #asks #discworld #ask the luggage

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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do you have an ~enemy

/stares

#you mean like #people who ask too many personal questions?#Anonymous #asks #discworld #ask the luggage

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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do you have a ~crush

/shuffles feet

#Anonymous #asks #ask the luggage #discworld

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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How are you accessing our roundworld internet? Are you going through hex like the other discworld ask blogs? (excluding those that can travel between dimensions obviously)

"those that can travel between dimensions"

/stares

#i don't have eyes but i've seen some shit #a keyboard is not so hard when you have this many toes #puppy-juggling #discworld #ask the luggage

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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y u no anser mi ask

/GLARES

#patience anon #patience #a lot of people have questions #there are only so many ways to stare at people #discworld #ask the luggage

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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How do you stare without any eyes?

/stares balefully

#that's how #nuvasquad #ask the luggage #discworld

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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Are your feet made out of wood as well? or are they like maniquin feet? or are they digested human feet?

/wiggles toes

#they're made out of feet #puppy-juggling #ask the luggage #discworld

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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/stares　

#discworld #ask the luggage

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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How does the laundry work? Is it like indigestion, or...?

/stares

#you just set the machine to 'cottons' and 'heavy stains'#discworld #ask the luggage #aceofblueheart

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asktheluggage · 13 years ago

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How many legs have you actually got???

/stares

#too many to bother with buying socks #discworld #ask the luggage #thedesinja

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