asktheslenderbros
asktheslenderbros
We're Anything But Normal
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Trender made this blog and we all have no choice but to sit through your questions
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asktheslenderbros · 2 months ago
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it’s just relief to know you’re still alive and kicking out there hehe
take your time and don’t feel pressured💕💕
-that one splendorman obsessed anon(what I’m gonna call myself now✨)
((ooc: thx for the support. I rly need it))
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asktheslenderbros · 2 months ago
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Hellooooo:D I'm new here (came back with the milk) so what did I miss?
((ooc: well, first of all, offenderman went missing so we have that. second of all {if you haven't seen it in my main blog}, my stupid a#s broke my laptop and it's the only way I can draw digitally. I've been using my father's laptop as a temporary replacement and since I can't use my tablet with it, I tried drawing with the drawing pad we never used since I broke my last pen {ik, I'm such an idiot), and it SUCKED AS FU—))
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asktheslenderbros · 4 months ago
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Slender "If we are going to be honest I like the guy but I think he's dumb enough for it" -🌹
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"Splendor, do we still have any Hershey's Kisses, or have you eaten them all?" — 📃
"Uh, yeah? Why??" — 🌈
"Good." — 📃
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asktheslenderbros · 4 months ago
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would splendor like a hug or perhaps a slice of cake ('^' )?
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asktheslenderbros · 4 months ago
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I might have an idea of where offender could be. But I won't share :3
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asktheslenderbros · 4 months ago
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Slenderman "I don't know what poor soul the other annon brought in, but that's not him. My ideas is that we could simply lure him in, the good o'l fashion way, we could lure him in with a trail of candy, or roses right underneath a big cage" *Dramatic sigh* "It'll hurt me more doing this then it's going to hurt him but it must be done" -🌹
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asktheslenderbros · 4 months ago
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What do the brothers think of eachother
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asktheslenderbros · 4 months ago
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Slenderman "I have an idea to catch Offender! Wanna hear it? It's just not the same without him" 😔 -🌹
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"Tell me, anonymous. Before that moron destroyed something somewhere out there." — 📃
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asktheslenderbros · 4 months ago
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*Drags kicking and trashing and biting and hissing Offender into the room.* Found the rascal!
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((ooc: credits to @muttlyparasitic for this ver of offender. go check them out, they made rlly sick art))
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asktheslenderbros · 4 months ago
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Offender Are you really not accepting any more proxies👉👈
-🌹
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asktheslenderbros · 5 months ago
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Hehehe squishy face… who else has a squishy face? There is no way this experiment could go wrong!
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"Alright, time for your second shot." — 📃
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asktheslenderbros · 5 months ago
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Soooo are any of the brothers- not u Offender- looking for proxies? Is there like a form or application I can fill ouuut...? I ain't good at killing but maybe I can double as an alarm system and scream at anything unfamiliar idk. I'm sure that'd be more manageable than..
Minimum wage job
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(Went through hell n back and still had to come in at 10am. My heart goes out to anyone who works in fast food or retail or any minimum wage job.)
Proxy for hire? My skillset is pizza and 7 years of archery practice. Oh to be free from the chains of this economy.
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"Maybe you can help me track down my next prey, or do more mundane tasks like helping me do chores around the mansion...."
"And there's no complicated test whatsoever. However, you must perform this... ritual... if you want to apply. So... tell me if you're interested." — 🍷
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asktheslenderbros · 5 months ago
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Ooooo, Splendor’s face is squishy? May I play with it like slime?
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"Eeee...." — 🌈
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asktheslenderbros · 5 months ago
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who's the favourite?
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asktheslenderbros · 5 months ago
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*pokes le face of the splendorman*
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asktheslenderbros · 5 months ago
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Ono it's-a comin.
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asktheslenderbros · 5 months ago
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idk what I'm smoking
Splendorman © Neil Cicierga Meatball Man © Gooseworx
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