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Heyy!!!! R u guys on good terms w/ Lunala nd Sogeleo? Also, how come Necrozma hates u guys?

Hanabi: Wow. Our first ask. Cool!

Hanabi: Anyways, yeah, Lunala and Solgaleo tolerate us just fine and vice versa.

Denry: Who are you talking to?

Hanabi: We got an ask.

Denry: Wow! Really?

Hanabi: Yeah. Do you want to answer the second question they asked?

Denry: Sure.

Denry: ahem

Denry: Basically, Necrozma always thought most of us were nuisances for whatever reason.

Denry: Once we invaded Aloha, I guess we interfered with his plans to steal the world's light or whatever his plan was. So he basically challenged all of us to a fight.

Hanabi: Yeah! He was weakened by his fight with Kris when he arrived to fight him, so we had the upper hand.

Denry: Hehe. Yup. Despite that, the fight we all had with him was pretty close. We were actually really close to losing. But in the end, we won.

Hanabi: Because we're awesome.

Denry: Yup!

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Lmao remember this blog?

Yeah it's back. I suppose. Idk. Anyways, I thought I'd share the official pride hcs about the specific ultra beasts on this blog (note) I have give some of the ultra beasts names. I'll say what ultra beast they are in parentheses). Without further adue, let's start.

Nihilego- Genderfluid (she/they) aromantic/lesbian

Buzzwole- Genderfluid (he/they) bi-curious/heterosexual

Pheromosa- Genderfluid (they/she) bi-curious/heterosexual

Xurkitree- Genderfluid (he/they) bisexual (males and non-binary people)

Celesteela- Genderfluid (they/she) asexual/lesbian

Kartana- Genderfluid (they/he) Aroace (aromatic asexual)

Gaz (Guzzlord)- Genderfluid (they/he) bisexual (only feels attraction to non-binary and male folks [note: I was going to say he's only attracted to non-binary people and call him gay since Gaz can non-binary themselves but I didn't know if that would be offensive so I just said they're bisexua])

Poipole- ( He isn't fully introduced to the whole sexuality thing since they're basically a small child. I will, however, list what he'll discover his sexually and gender to be in the future) Genderfluid (they/him) Panromantic/demisexual

Stakataka- Non-binary (they don't mind about being called a male since they sound more male than female) demiromatic/asexual (the genders they are attracted to is non-binary people and males)

Hanabi (Blacephalon)- Genderfluid (They/he/sometimes she [note- Hanabi does not give a fuck about what pronouns you call them. All they care about is being a fabulous motherfucker.] Pansexual/polysexual

That's the entire list. Hope you enjoyed. Please your thoughts about this list and any pride hcs about any of the ultra beasts wether it be the actual Pokémon or your ultra beast oc.

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Nihlego: Me? A jealous hoe? Absolutely!

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Blacephalon's headcannon voice

I know this is random and all that but I thought I might give you this.

Blacephalon's headcannon is @pmseymourva

Why p.m. seymour? Because it just fits. That's all.

An alternative would be Jontron. Either one both fit him really well.

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And here's the blog. Seriously, please send in asks. This is an ask blog with no asks. XD (oh the irony). I also forgot to mention that this blog also does incorrect quotes as filer/ to get to know the characters a little better.

I have a pokemon ask blog you should check out!

I usually don’t like self-promotion/self advertising(it makes me fill guilty for some odd reason like I’m being narcissistic or something) but I have an ask blog you should check out. It’s called @asktheubs . It’s obviously an ultra beast ask/rp blog that features my version of the ultra beasts (they don’t look different from their respective species. It’s their personalities and experiences that make them different) It’s a text-post blog because

A. It saves me time

B. I can’t draw the UBs very well (except for maybe Blacephalon) and

C. I’m a little lazy.

Anyways if your curious or just plain bored, go check it out. Again it’s

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Blacephalon: I'll do that when I'm dead

Happy New Year! :^)

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Guzzlord: Why is eating people bad?

Stakataka: Because it's people.

Guzzlord: But other people seem to enjoy eating other people.

Stakataka: ...

Stakataka: That's what that means.

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Blacephalon: Huh? 

Blacephalon firmly grabs your blacephalon’s hands and and dashes after Deoxys and stops when they reach Nihlego’s body.

Deoxys: Oh..I see.....

Deoxys forms his hands and lifts Nihlego over his shoulder. He turns around a notices two fireworks. 

Doexys: Oh.. Sorry I butted in, you to go back to what you were doing.

Blacephalon’s face blushes a bit.

Blecphalon: We weren’t-! I was just helping him up so we could we could find Buzzwole, that all.

Deoxys: Sure you were..... 

Blecphalon groans a bit. This is new, you never saw him ticked off a bit before.

Blacephalon: Anyways, let’s go find Xurkitree, he must be around here somewhere.

Deoxys; Ya and don’t worry...other...blacephalon...if Nihlego attacks me, the wounds with regenerate. 

Blacephalon: Yup, you can basically shoot him in the head and he’ll be just fine.

Deoxys: I’m still mad about that.

Blacephalon: It was an accident. 

Deoxys: No it f***ing wasn’t! I know you know how to use a gun so don’t give me that bs.

Blacephalon: It’s all in the past.

Deoxys: That was literally a week ago- you know what?! It’s not even worth arguing about with you.

Huh. It apperes an incadent happened involving Blacephalon, Deoxys, and a gun. Wonder what that’s all about. 

While Ryan and Kartana are on their little adventure, you over hear to people talking in the distance. You go and check it out. You see Blacephalon and a Xurkitee looking around, almost as if they’re looking for something. You notice they also seem a little on edge.

Blacephalon: Gahh! Where is she?!

Xurkitree: I don’t know man! She would be anywhere!

Blacephalon: How did she even escape!

Xurkitree: I don’t know ether!

Blacephalon: Well be better find here before she k-

Before the Blacephalon finishes he and Xurkitree sees you turns around and instantly bolts in the opposite direction in a panic.

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Deoxys: (Did he just call me-)

Deoxys: listen here you little- 

Deoxys pauses and realizes that finishing that sentince isn’t a good idea.

Deoxys: Well...

Deoxys flies up to Buzzwole. (If want a more accurate description of exactly where, Buzzwole’s eyes are up to Deoxys’s chest)

Doexys: I already got what I need, well, except this Nihlego, have you seen her.

Meanwhile with our two clowny boys. 

Blacephalon sits next to your blacephalon and gives him a comforting hug. He then stands up and reaches out his hand. 

Blacephalon: How about we walk back to Buzzwole and calm down.

Our Blacephalon give your blacephalon a warming “smile”.

While Ryan and Kartana are on their little adventure, you over hear to people talking in the distance. You go and check it out. You see Blacephalon and a Xurkitee looking around, almost as if they’re looking for something. You notice they also seem a little on edge.

Blacephalon: Gahh! Where is she?!

Xurkitree: I don’t know man! She would be anywhere!

Blacephalon: How did she even escape!

Xurkitree: I don’t know ether!

Blacephalon: Well be better find here before she k-

Before the Blacephalon finishes he and Xurkitree sees you turns around and instantly bolts in the opposite direction in a panic.

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A british voice calls from above. (There’s no reason why I added that detail other than because reasons)

???: Calm down you f*ckwits, I’m not going to hurt you, heck I’m not even the one causing those tumors. I don’t even know earthquake

Blacepalon: Guys it’s just deo- aaannnddd they’re goen..sh*t.

Deoxys: Sorry about that mates; wanted to get a better view...

Xurkitree: It’s alright.

Blacepalon: Now if you’ll  excuse me, I’ll get going.

Deoxys: Where are you going?

Blacephalon: Just to calm the others down.

Blacephalon goes to find the other blacephalon

While Ryan and Kartana are on their little adventure, you over hear to people talking in the distance. You go and check it out. You see Blacephalon and a Xurkitee looking around, almost as if they’re looking for something. You notice they also seem a little on edge.

Blacephalon: Gahh! Where is she?!

Xurkitree: I don’t know man! She would be anywhere!

Blacephalon: How did she even escape!

Xurkitree: I don’t know ether!

Blacephalon: Well be better find here before she k-

Before the Blacephalon finishes he and Xurkitree sees you turns around and instantly bolts in the opposite direction in a panic.

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Meanwhile at the mansion (A.K.A the really big and plain looking house)

Big explosion happens

(Our) Buzzwole: Welp that’s them. Better go pick them up. 

???: Wait!

(Our) Stakataka: What?

???: How do you it’s the signal?

Buzzwole: It’s a really big mind blown. I’m sure that’s the signal.

???: It could be something else.

Stakataka: Well if that’s the case we really outa check it out.

???: I’ll go check it out.

Buzzwole: Why won’t you let me or Stakataka go.

???: You’re both really quick to attack, and there really is other ultra beasts, that’s really not a good idea.

Buzzwole: But-

Stakataka: He’s got a point ya know. You are really quick to attack.

Buzzwole: You’re not much better you know! You ki-

???: Enough! Both of you! Look...I’ll go check it out and you two stay here.

Stakataka: Well you were worried about the two earlier, so I guess you going makes sense. 

Buzzwole: Don’t get your self killed. 

???: I won’t.

Meanwhile with our ‘heroes’ 

Blacephalon: WOW! That was really big. Wonder if anyone saw that.

Xurkitree: Probably.

(It won’t let me reblog on mobile again) 

While Ryan and Kartana are on their little adventure, you over hear to people talking in the distance. You go and check it out. You see Blacephalon and a Xurkitee looking around, almost as if they’re looking for something. You notice they also seem a little on edge.

Blacephalon: Gahh! Where is she?!

Xurkitree: I don’t know man! She would be anywhere!

Blacephalon: How did she even escape!

Xurkitree: I don’t know ether!

Blacephalon: Well be better find here before she k-

Before the Blacephalon finishes he and Xurkitree sees you turns around and instantly bolts in the opposite direction in a panic.

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Blacepalon: It's ok. It's no big deal, it's happened before, multiple times.

(Ya it'll let me reblog this on mobile)

While Ryan and Kartana are on their little adventure, you over hear to people talking in the distance. You go and check it out. You see Blacephalon and a Xurkitee looking around, almost as if they’re looking for something. You notice they also seem a little on edge.

Blacephalon: Gahh! Where is she?!

Xurkitree: I don’t know man! She would be anywhere!

Blacephalon: How did she even escape!

Xurkitree: I don’t know ether!

Blacephalon: Well be better find here before she k-

Before the Blacephalon finishes he and Xurkitree sees you turns around and instantly bolts in the opposite direction in a panic.

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While Ryan and Kartana are on their little adventure, you over hear to people talking in the distance. You go and check it out. You see Blacephalon and a Xurkitee looking around, almost as if they’re looking for something. You notice they also seem a little on edge.

Blacephalon: Gahh! Where is she?!

Xurkitree: I don’t know man! She would be anywhere!

Blacephalon: How did she even escape!

Xurkitree: I don’t know ether!

Blacephalon: Well be better find here before she k-

Before the Blacephalon finishes he and Xurkitree sees you turns around and instantly bolts in the opposite direction in a panic.

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Xurkitree: Huh? Oh! Ya, he can use mind blown but...

Xurkitree bats blacephalon’s head off. 

Xurkitree: If he were to use mind blown now, blood would splatter everywhere, and the knife might fly off somewhere and we don’t want that.

Blacephalon regrows his head. 

Blacephalon: Yup. I’ve taken bullets to the head and came out fine. Actually..still do.

(I had to use my computer in order to reblog. :’3)

While Ryan and Kartana are on their little adventure, you over hear to people talking in the distance. You go and check it out. You see Blacephalon and a Xurkitee looking around, almost as if they’re looking for something. You notice they also seem a little on edge.

Blacephalon: Gahh! Where is she?!

Xurkitree: I don’t know man! She would be anywhere!

Blacephalon: How did she even escape!

Xurkitree: I don’t know ether!

Blacephalon: Well be better find here before she k-

Before the Blacephalon finishes he and Xurkitree sees you turns around and instantly bolts in the opposite direction in a panic.

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(@the-ultra-gang sorry it's taking so long to reply. Tumblr won't let me reblog.)

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Blacephalon: Listen, we got what we came for but the only reason we're is because-

Nihlego groans. Xurkitree drops her onto the ground. Blacephalon picks her arm up with his arm.

Blacephalon: So~ how was your nap~

Nihlego says nothing and stabs a THIRD knife into his head. Blacephalon drops her and says nothing, almost like he's a statue.

While Ryan and Kartana are on their little adventure, you over hear to people talking in the distance. You go and check it out. You see Blacephalon and a Xurkitee looking around, almost as if they’re looking for something. You notice they also seem a little on edge.

Blacephalon: Gahh! Where is she?!

Xurkitree: I don’t know man! She would be anywhere!

Blacephalon: How did she even escape!

Xurkitree: I don’t know ether!

Blacephalon: Well be better find here before she k-

Before the Blacephalon finishes he and Xurkitree sees you turns around and instantly bolts in the opposite direction in a panic.

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Blacephalon: Nope.

Xurkitree: We were already a bit crazy, if that's what you're talking about.

Blacephalon: And mind giving an explanation about earlier?

While Ryan and Kartana are on their little adventure, you over hear to people talking in the distance. You go and check it out. You see Blacephalon and a Xurkitee looking around, almost as if they’re looking for something. You notice they also seem a little on edge.

Blacephalon: Gahh! Where is she?!

Xurkitree: I don’t know man! She would be anywhere!

Blacephalon: How did she even escape!

Xurkitree: I don’t know ether!

Blacephalon: Well be better find here before she k-

Before the Blacephalon finishes he and Xurkitree sees you turns around and instantly bolts in the opposite direction in a panic.

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