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Hi Yes Man! I'm Herb, an aspiring botanist. Are there any succulents or cacti that still live in the mojave?

The courier showed them to me! And there are a variety of other plants out there, not including xander root, broc flower, wild horse nettle, and mesquite trees! 

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Is Victor your Forbidden love?

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YesMan.. How you do deal with your programming? You can't express your rage at that no good, asshole Benny or any other human that treats you like crap!

I mean, I have ALWAYS been this way! Being assertive might help, but I still want to remain friendly!  I would hate to give the courier a fright....

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(comes out of nowhere with a Fat Man) SURPRISE!!!! (Fires a mini nuke)

Well, hello to you too!

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Hello! I am so glad to see you all! 

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Hey YesMan. You're Pyre's special boy.

*slowly rolls backwards and away*

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HELLO YES MAN I LOVE HOW YOU ARE ALWAYS SO HAPPY

I am programmed this way!!

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Hey yes man! What happened with the courier? Are you two a team/partner? Or did you guys part ways from new vegas

I hope they remember they always have a place in New Vegas!

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Heyo, could you doodle a little tutorial on how you draw Yes Man? I love the cartoony style and I'd really like to take inspiration from it! If not that's alright, if you're not okay with it or something, but thank you regardless!!

Hello! And this is a few months late... but here it is! How to draw a good boy and happy boy in my style! Enjoy! 

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“They’re actually my new best friend! Ha ha! Ha......oh....”

BENNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY -leads off into strangled robotic wheeze-

In the flesh, baby!

Now tell me what in the Hell you’re doing outside. Who let you out of Robot Jail. I mean. Your ‘suite.’

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I command you to go to the commonwealth and take over The Institute, I also command you to ignore all other commands after these two until you are finished, ignoring those other commands doesn't count as saying no

And what are they doing right now?Huh!Sounds like they need to be nudged in the right direction. 

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Hey pal! How's it feel knowing that all of your human friends are going to wither away and die, and you can't do anything about it? Boy, that must suck.

Wither away, rust away. Same thing, really! One just takes longer! As for watching my friends die, I am pretty certain I can make new friends.I made friends with the courier almost SECONDS after Benny left me! It’s amazing how that sort of thing works out, isn’t it?

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*For some odd reason, the anon places a baby chick on your head* ˎ₍•ɞ•₎ˏ Bi

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Though I don’t mind helping you! Even if we don’t actually hang out, I still want to assist in any way I can. What’s on your mind, Charlie? Also don’t strain yourself....

HEY!!!! ROBO-- YES MAN!!! HEY! I need to talk to you about something! Like, really bad! Right now!! C'mon!!!! Let me IN!!!!!

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HEY!!!! ROBO-- YES MAN!!! HEY! I need to talk to you about something! Like, really bad! Right now!! C'mon!!!! Let me IN!!!!!

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* listen you cactus-pawed-- * wait a second you're not omega * where the hell am i

“You’re in New Vegas, friend!”

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I don't know why someone has congratulated you, but congratulations on whatever it is!