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ASL As Things My Family Says
My family (me, four siblings, and parents) say some pretty funny stuff sometimes, and I thought mixing my family's chaotic energy with ASL's family's chaotic energy would be hilarious. Thus this blog. **DO NOT USE QUOTES OR REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION**
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Dadan: *pulls out a bag of peanuts randomly* This is my stash of peanuts.
#one piece#curly dadan#dadan#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#mom
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Sabo: Why didn't you say before that my hair looked dumb?!
Ace: You didn't ask! I don't just walk up to people and tell them they look dumb!
Sabo: That's the point of family, Ace!
#one piece#sabo#revolutionary sabo#portgas d. ace#fire fist ace#asl brothers#asl pirates#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#brother#sister 2
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Ace: I failed our mother
Ace: Sell me back to the store you got me from
Ace: I was discount for a reason
Garp: *nods*
#one piece#portgas d. ace#fire fist ace#monkey d. garp#garp#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#sister 3#dad
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Ace: Luffy. You look dumb.
#one piece#portgas d. ace#fire fist ace#monkey d. luffy#luffy#asl brothers#asl pirates#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#sister 1
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Ace: *does something wrong*
Sabo: *sighs*
Ace, defensive: I don't know anything!
#one piece#portgas d. ace#fire fist ace#sabo#revolutionary sabo#asl brothers#asl pirates#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#sister 2#sister 3
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Ace: I looked into the fridge and I wasn't inspired
#one piece#portgas d. ace#fire fist ace#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#sister 1
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Luffy: They messed up my order! :(
Sabo: So you didn't eat it?
Luffy: No, I just ate it sad.
#one piece#monkey d. luffy#luffy#sabo#revolutionary sabo#asl brothers#asl pirates#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#sister 2#sister 1
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Garp: Well, let's hope this works. If not, I'll just go home and cry.
#one piece#monkey d. garp#garp#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#other
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*Garp and Luffy eating Mac and Cheese in silence*
Garp: ...This stuff is better than I remember!
#one piece#monkey d. garp#garp#monkey d. luffy#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#dad
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Sabo, eating dinner: *bites his tongue* Ow!
Ace:...I told you we needed meat, you're trying to make up for it by eating yourself!
#one piece#sabo#revolutionary sabo#portgas d. ace#fire fist ace#asl brothers#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#sibling 5#dad
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Koala: You know who thinks I’m funny?
Sabo: Old men?
Koala: No, they just think I'm pretty.
#one piece#sabo#revolutionary sabo#koala#koala one piece#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#other#(mod: this is an inside joke w/ my coworkers bc this one girl has old men lowkey flirt with her sometimes so now we joke about it AKJDFKFSK
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Sabo, texting: Hey
*a few minutes later*
Sabo: You're dead to me
Ace: Good, but sorry what
#one piece#sabo#revolutionary sabo#portgas d. ace#fire fist ace#asl brothers#asl pirates#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#sister 2#sister 3
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Luffy, mock quoting Makino: “Can I eat this in five minutes”
Luffy: You underestimate my ability to shove food in my mouth.
#one piece#monkey d. luffy#luffy#makino#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#sibling 5
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Sabo, texting: Hey
Sabo: Hey come get me
Sabo: Hey
Ace: No
Sabo: Come run me over then
#one piece#sabo#revolutionary sabo#portgas d. ace#fire fist ace#asl brothers#asl pirates#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#sister 3#sister 2
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Ace: Cry harder
Sabo: Bruh
#one piece#sabo#revolutionary sabo#portgas d. ace#fire fist ace#asl brothers#asl pirates#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#sister 2#sister 3
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Luffy: Is anyone else constantly hungry?
Ace: Lately, yes.
Sabo: Doesn't help that I haven't had breakfast all week either.
Luffy: Why would you do that Sabo
#one piece#monkey d. luffy#luffy#sabo#revolutionary sabo#portgas d. ace#fire fist ace#asl brothers#asl pirates#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#brother#sister 1#sister 2
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Luffy: *accidentally spills too much A1 sauce on Sabo's burger*
Luffy:
Luffy: Sabo on a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like A1 sauce?
#one piece#monkey d. luffy#luffy#sabo#revolutionary sabo#asl brothers#asl pirates#one piece incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece quotes#incorrect quotes#do not repost#source family:#sister 1
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