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ASL As Things My Family Says
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My family (me, four siblings, and parents) say some pretty funny stuff sometimes, and I thought mixing my family's chaotic energy with ASL's family's chaotic energy would be hilarious. Thus this blog. **DO NOT USE QUOTES OR REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION** Queue: 1 every other day | Run by @misslydian
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 11 hours ago
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Luffy: Crayons
Sabo: you better not be eating them again
Luffy: But they taste so gud
Sabo: They really don't sweetie
Luffy, texting: Sabo :(
Sabo: Yes child
Luffy: I ate all the crayons
Luffy: Now I don’t have any to color with
Sabo: Bruh
Sabo: Pls tell me you're not being literal rn
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Luffy, texting: Sabo :(
Sabo: Yes child
Luffy: I ate all the crayons
Luffy: Now I don’t have any to color with
Sabo: Bruh
Sabo: Pls tell me you're not being literal rn
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Luffy, texting: Go eep
Luffy: U hug Sabo for me :>
Ace: Ok
Luffy: Yuh give him a smooch
Ace: Naur
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Koala: THANK YOU SABO!!
Koala: THANK YOU HACK
Koala: Our ancestors ended slavery so we could come together at times like this!! 🥰🥰
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 10 days ago
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Sabo: You're just doing it and going through the motions...
Sabo: and you're like okay. The motions are bad.
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 12 days ago
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Ace: I'm trying to think of a boy band name that goes with cats
Ace and Luffy at the same time: Nya Direction
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 14 days ago
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Dadan: *mutters indistinct phrases and waves hands*
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 16 days ago
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Ace: ARE YOU DYING OR ARE YOU BEING STUPID? CUZ I WANNA KNOW
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 18 days ago
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(Driving down the highway late at night)
Sabo, laughing: I didn’t know cars could be salty.
Ace: What?
Sabo, pointing out the car window: The duck duck—
*Sabo’s brain short circuits*
Ace: ???
Sabo: The . . . whatever the quack—
Sabo: THE CAR PLACE—
Sabo: DUCK PLACE?
Ace: Quick quack?
Sabo: Yeah! *both dissolve into giggles*
Sabo: On their bulletin board—
*Brain short circuits again*
Ace: The billboard.
*Sabo becomes possessed by giggles*
Sabo: . . . The billboard . . .
Sabo: It said “you don’t want a salty car” and I was like, “I didn’t know cars could be salty.”
Ace: I think you need to go to sleep.
Sabo *wipes tears from his eyes* HNGGGGGGGHHH
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 20 days ago
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Sabo: *points* That's a social construct
Ace: That's the SUN.
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 22 days ago
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Luffy: I didn't say fight me, I said fight these hands
Ace: *grabs wrists*
*sounds of struggle*
Luffy: What are you doing??
Ace: Don't you know that they unscrew?
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 25 days ago
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Ace: You're so much of a loser I had to spell it out with my body.
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 27 days ago
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Luffy: He cannot outrun a fish!
Luffy: *screams* Dammit he can—
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 29 days ago
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Luffy: *looks at a vitamin bottle* D3. Your move
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 1 month ago
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Ace: What do you mean you wouldn't have known I was good at stealth just by looking at me?
Ace: Is it cause I'm wearing banana yellow?!
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 1 month ago
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Sabo: Come again?
Ace: WHAT again??
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asl-bros-incorrect-quotes · 1 month ago
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Dadan: You guys could go on a cruise together 
Dadan: ...and take me with you
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