#one piece incorrect quotes

[asl-bros-incorrect-quotes]

Sabo: Why didn't you say before that my hair looked dumb?!

Ace: You didn't ask! I don't just walk up to people and tell them they look dumb!

Sabo: That's the point of family, Ace!

[talesofhestia]

ASUL Siblings: Incorrect Quotes XX

Ace, Sabo, Uta and Luffy are sitting together in the same jail cell. Again. Ace: Well… Sabo: Whatever you're thinking, don't say it. Ace: *snorts* Luffy: I don't even know why they arrested us this time. Ace: Sabo: Uta: Luffy is right. The Marines had no reason to arrest us. At least this time. Sabo: We started a fight in a bar. Uta: No, that was self-defense. They threw the first punch. Sabo: We destroyed the theme park in the fight? Luffy: Self-defense, Sabo. Sabo: All four of us punched Akainu!? Uta and Luffy: Self-defense. Sabo: But… Ace: In fact, it's true. The punch was going to be for those idiots who attacked us. Sabo: But… Ace: No, Sabo. Don't say any more. We'll keep that version. Hopefully Shanks and the others will understand. Ace: By the way, who is the brave guy who wants to make the call? Sabo: Uta: Luffy: Ace: Sabo, sighing: I guess we'll do what we did last time, wait for the Marines to contact whoever's relevant.

[koolaidmansb1tch]

CW: Suggestive Content kinda???

Law: I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired, I’ll be fine.

Y/n: But, Darling, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Law: O-oh. Well- wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Y/n: Is it working?

Bonus:

Law: … Maybe

[livstarlight]

bonus

(I need someone to explain to me the CHOICES behind these faces, the line delivery of this scene, I NEED TO SEE A SCRIPT)

[httpsclarye]

Nami: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Zoro without him noticing?

Sanji: Hey, mosshead, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Zoro: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Nami: ...

[jake-is-screaming-in-tune]

Luffy: If you don’t like your surname, you should take Zoro’s. It would suit you.

Ussop: Yeah.

Sanji: *sputtering* That’s not how it works.

Nami: Roronoa Sanji sounds good.

Zoro: It does sound good. You should keep it.

[luxthestrange]

OP Incorrect quotes#4 Shopping day

The Strawhats resting on an island to restock

Y/n: I will find us a map to move around this city

Y/n: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone!

Zoro*Rolls eyes* Oh, please, We're not children

Sanji*Smilling at you* Oh my darling, I will wait for you for a thousand years~

Y/n*Leaves the two alone*

Zoro:, casually: ...Eat shit and die

Sanji, also casually: Yes, fuck you

[rkiveinmarvel]

basically WANO

Usopp: Zoro is not answering.

Sanji: I'll call him.

Usopp: Franky and I have been calling him again and again, what makes you think he---

Zoro: Oi, stupid cook.

[shanksxbuggy]

Buggy: Next time we meet, we’re enemies!

Shanks, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[zoros-bandana]

One Piece x Articles

[mothdude00]

Drew some of my favorite quotes from my favorite dumbass

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[stillxnunpxidintern]

Shanks: Why does Mihawk always do the laundry so loudly? Reader: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house. Mihawk, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut*

(Some crack in the form of incorrect quotes. Mihawk also doesn't trust them to do the laundry)

[andaniellight]

Sanji, visibly distrusting: Listen. Even though our stupid captain trusts you, we have ONE major rule here that you must obey at all costs. Usopp: At all costs! Your life is on the line here! Nami and Franky: [nodding solemnly] Law: Law: Alright, let's hear it. Sanji, points at Law with his kitchen knife: You are NOT, at ANY circumstance, allowed to kiss Luffy. Law, confused: Okay? Is that all? Sanji, deadpanning: That should be all. We'll be watching you. Usopp: Yeah, don't even think about it! Law: That's easier than I tho- Robin, smiling, somewhat pitying: Good luck, Law. Law: Law: Law: What's that supposed to mean- ... Law, during and after Dressrosa: Jesus fucking Christ, okay I get it now-

[ideas-4-stories]

Buggy: Nothing lasts forever. Change is inedible. Shanks: *Trying his best not to giggle* Rayleigh: ... Rayleigh: Don't you mean 'change is inevitable'? Buggy: *Who has been using this entire conversation as a setup for the world’s worst magic trick because he thought of it in the middle of the night; spits out coins* No, I do not. Roger:

[livstarlight]

has this been done yet

[httpsclarye]

Zoro: I've only ever said I love you to three people: Luffy, Kuina, and a dying Sanji. One of those I regret.

Bartolomeo: which one?

Zoro: Sanji. He survived the gunshot wound and now I look like an idiot.