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March: I will destroy everything and everyone for the revenge of my country!

Edyon: *exists*

Holywell: March don’t even try it.

March: Well this is going to be an obstacle

Edyon: *falls or does something embarrassing as per*

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Tash: So new boots yes?

Gravel: Sure missy. Right after I sell your head on a stick.

Tash: ...

Tash: So new boots?

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Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

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81 days before the 100

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if this is how we react when we get a random bts picture of blarke, we’re all going to fucking DIE when the trailer finally drops

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(photo by fistfullofcookies)

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Does it really take 2199 years to make a 3-minute trailer or do y'all want us to lose it?

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Can’t wait for the moment when I’ll casually log into Tumblr, see that the s5 trailer was dropped, and have a massive coronary.

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Dear Sarah J. Maas

After reading Tower of Dawn, I now need a whole book about Borte and Yeran and what went on at the Gathering games. Thank you in advance.

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book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

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You halfway through Dinner w/ parents when she says "Daddy can you pass the yams"...

Out of instinct you reach for it the same time her pops do…sooo now her dad looking at you like..

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He always wore a gold earring in one ear, it was an old gold engagement ring melted down and remade.

He smelled of leather and sawdust.

His wrists are still the widest ones I have ever seen, and his hands were rough, big as a bear’s and the safest place I knew.

He had a melody to his voice that could never settle on danish or swedish.

He didn’t always understand, but he always listened and encouraged.

His tattoos were greyish and blurry but still beautiful.

He didn’t have a lot of money so he built me his own barbie dream house out of wood. It was the prettiest thing I had ever seen.

He had hundreds of scars on his body, my favourite one was a perfectly round and smooth scar on his forearm, because it had the best story behind it.

He made the world’s best pancakes.

He never once turned his back on me when we said goodbye and I left - by car, bike or bus. I would turn around and he would always still be waving and sending me kisses until he was out of sight.

I miss him so very very very much.

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Calling everyone to help us on Twitter! Every tweet counts! Every RT is important! HELP US TO GIVE VA A SECOND CHANCE!

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*walks through my dark room without tripping on anything*

Me: it is I, High Lady of the Night Court, I am not afraid of darkness, I am darkness

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I think we can all agree that

“Castle” by Halsey is the unofficial theme song of the Throne of Glass series