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[asmodios]

okay but saying "i wish i had known you sooner" — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

[asmodios]

monaco gp is like. what if something happened. it won’t but what if

[asmodios]

sometimes when your sports guys are doing badly, you will get struck with the idea that if you just got into a different, better sport !!! it will dilute the feelings you currently have. all of your problems will be solved. please remember that is the DEVIL SPEAKING. you will now have DOUBLE THE CHANCES of being miserable. and baby the chances? were already 100%

[asmodios]

monaco means nothing if charles doesn’t win

[asmodios]

are they lovers? worse. they have an athletic article about their friendship

[asmodios]

Because you’re selfish. Because I love you. In a way you… you can’t understand. Maybe you never will. But if that day should come, if you should ever have one of your own, well, then… I hope you do a little better than me. THE LAST OF US 2.06 "The Price" (2025) // THE LAST OF US PART II (2020)

[asmodios]

i forgot Joel was a man that lived in texas in 2003

[asmodios]

no offence but i think some ferrari fans genuinely enjoy feeling miserable and treating being a ferrari fan like it’s some sort of shakespearean tragedy and the complains about nothing ever changing are just for show

[asmodios]

listening to music… and having a little coffee

[asmodios]

the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame

[asmodios]

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

[asmodios]

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

[asmodios]

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

[asmodios]

theestallion: MISS FEBRUARY ♒️ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 🎂🍰💕

[asmodios]

stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. pick one sports team you hate and blame them for everything

[asmodios]

can’t tell if house is /srs or jk/ about having cancer