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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

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I miss her hole (the headphone jack on the cell phone)

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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

[asocialesbian]

more fictional characters should have bad awkward sex with each other

[asocialesbian]

The most evil person you know is posting about being a people pleaser

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[asocialesbian]

unpopular opinion: everything matters it’s real and it is that deep

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[asocialesbian]

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

[asocialesbian]

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

[asocialesbian]

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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[asocialesbian]

"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

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[asocialesbian]

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

[asocialesbian]

feminism shouldn’t be about patting housewives on the back for making that decision but it should be about making sure that if that housewife’s husband starts cheating or slapping her around that she can be taken seriously, get a divorce, not have everyone in her life turn against her, not force her to send the children back to his house every other weekend where he starves them just to send her a message, and not be left in financial ruin