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Donald Trump from Hell has been assigned The Guillotine!

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what knife would you assign to Big D of hunter: the parenting fame

And this video has important context to this character.

Big D has been assigned the Rough Ryder Bumblebee (sheepsfoot blade)

Knife chosen for its color scheme and hefty handle

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you've done a garfield so how about an odie and/or jon :]

Odie has been assigned the QSP Chefmaster (Ivory handle)

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What knife would you give to Iris Wildthyme?

Iris Wildthyme has been assigned the Kershaw Leek (Peruvian Opal Handle) !

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can garfield the cat of garfield fame get a knife please? :^O

Garfield hs been assigned the Böker plus Subcom 2.0 (orange)!

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the straw hats! also i love your posts theyre fascinating since i love balisongs (though i dont own anything but a squiddy)

Thank you! I'm not going to do all of them because that's a lot of characters, but I hope you enjoy!

Knives listed below

Monkey D luffy was assigned the Benchmade Necron (Ruby Red colorway)

Nami was assigned the Kershaw Leek (Creamsicle colorway)

Zorro was assigned the Cold Steel Recon Tanto (OD green handle)

Sanji was assigned the Benchmade meat crafter (Maple Valley colorway)

Brook was assigned the Spyderco smallfly 2

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nux and furiosa from mad max?

Furiosa has been assigned the Kershaw Launch 19!

Nuz has been assigned the Kershaw Strata!

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hi ! discovered this blog just now and loved it a lottttt the knives you choose are so awesome !!!

can i request dagur the deranged from riders of the berk? (it's a part of how to train your dragon franchise) he'd appreciate an extra knife or two

Dagur the Deranged from Riders of Berk has been assigned the CIVIVI Voltaic (Stainless Steel and wood)!

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what if. snoopy knife.

Snoopy as been assigned the CRKT Squid!

Knife chosen for its big nose :o)

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what about. the addams family. I was thinking maybe cousin itt or uncle fester but also whoever you like/have a good idea for 👀

Knives listed under the cut!

Gomez Addams was assigned the Spyderco Vallotton sub-hilt

Morticia Addams was assigned the Benchmade Auto Fact

Uncle Fester was assigned the CIVIVI RS71

Cousin It was assigned the CIVIVI Synergy3

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if you're up for an oc knife: fools! <3

she is big and strong and a little intimidating but also a sweetheart but also would not hesitate to punch your teeth out if you piss off her family <3

Of course I am down, I assign her the CIVIVI Vaquita II !

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Glados from Portal has been assigned the Kershaw Launch 20!

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Pochita from Chainsaw Man has been assigned the Spyderco Pochi!

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Revolver Ocelot from the Metal Gear Solid series has been assigned the CRKT Walker Blade Lock!

What is there to say? It's the revolver of knives

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we're out here celebrating the jojo festivities can i get a knife for gyro zeppeli and johnny joestar (do not separate) please and thanks!!!!

Johnny Joestar has been assigned the Paul Perfecto (Mother of pearl handle)!

Gyro Zeppeli has been assigned the CRKT Snap Lock (Stainless Steel)!

More info under the cut!

Okay, I really focused on finding knives with unique opening mechanisms for these two, which I will do my best to explain!

First, the perfecto is opened by holding that gold circle in the handle, and then the handle and blade "drop" out in a very satisfying spinning motion.

Here's a gif of a different knife but with the same mechanism:

Secondly, the Snap Lock also has a very cool mechanism. You open it by pressing the level which "spins" open the gears, allowing the knife to be flicked out sideways.

(This gif is a bit stilted but I've seen videos of people who can open it in an instant. Its very sexy. This video shows it off pretty well if youre interested)

I wish the Snap Lock came in more jojo-esque colors, but ultimately I thought the physicality of it was too good to pass up.

Gifs sourced from here

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omg ... what a cute and fun blog. id like to humbly request a knife assignment for me n my friend's ocs this is carmelo (older, long-ish hair) and his doggie boyfriend marcius. carmelo is the captain of a freighter spaceship and marcie works for him.

carmelo is rather prideful. he has a lot of things in his brain but has low EQ. he often thinks hes better than others

marcie is half-alien. hes a bit stupid & prone to anger/violence. but hes been domesticated lol. quite a bit taller than carmelo

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE ...

Carmelo has been assigned the CIVIVI Nuerohaptic (Green Handle, Black Blade)!

Marcius has been assigned the CJRB Afficionado (Blue titanium handle)!

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