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May I request over messages I have another soulmate au idea

I’d love that! I don’t know tumblr very well, do I need to do something for messaging to work?

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Do you have any rules and what fandoms do you write for ?

I don’t think I have any besides the obvious ones, like being kind and not wanting bigots around and things like that. I’m happy to have requests I just might not do them 🤷‍♀️

I’m on a big snape kick rn, but previously I was on a big stardew valley kick, and sometimes I’m very into Star Trek characters. So in short I’m not sure the full list but for now it’s gonna be mostly snape I think.

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Severus Snape Soulmate AU Imagine

(au where no one i like died :3)

Imagine Severus waking up after the war in a crowded hospital wing bustling with people doing triage on patients to the left and right of him. He looks around and sees Dumbledore speaking quietly with a hurried-looking Madame Pomfrey. He tries to sit up and finds, to his surprise, that he can. At his movement, Dumbledore and Madame Pomfrey turn to look at him. She looks exhausted, but Dumbledore is beaming at him.

Imagine Severus sitting and drinking too-weak tea with a perfectly blank face while Dumbledore tries to explain why he is still alive and how he came to be here. The old man tries his best to build up slowly to his point, but as soon as the word 'soulmate' is uttered, Severus shoots him an icy look. As he goes to snap at Albus for bringing up a sore subject in a crowded room, he sees Dumbledore looking at him imploringly.

Imagine that in a moment of weakness, he relents to hearing the rest of Dumbledore's ridiculous story. He waits, biting his tongue, as Dumbledore yammers on about how his soulmate saved his life with 'the power of true love' and 'unrelenting heart'. The whole time, Severus' mind is awhirl with ugly thoughts. How could someone he has never been able to find care for him so deeply? Until now, he was certain his soulmate was avoiding him!

Imagine...

Somewhere far away and across the world, in a cold, damp cave, a scientist looks up from their work at the sound of various people shouting for them. As they rush off, the humanoid suspended in the vat hanging from the ceiling rotates slowly. Carved into one of their many arms is the name Severus Tobias Snape.

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Severus Snape x chatty!reader Soulmate AU

Writers block with stardew valley stuff so im trying something totally different to shake the cobwebs loose

do ppl still need to say they dont fuck with jkr or is it a given at this point? (genuine question)

*meet-cute!!!*

*this reader has titties and gender neutral pronouns*

Walking quickly, your eyes are glued to your phone as you round the corner of a street in London. You are already running late for a meeting but you absolutely refuse to deal with your coworker's bullshit without something caffeinated in your hands.

Just as you are about to look up and find the entrance to the cafe you frequent, you slam into something. You squeak out a nervous gasp when you realize it wasn't a lamp post, but a person.

"Ohmygosh I am so so so sorry!" You say, frantically digging in your bag for your horde of cocktail napkins. Your eyes flit nervously over the stranger, realizing you're both covered in his drink order. Dabbing at his torso with your little napkins, his silence makes you about a thousand times more anxious.

"I really am so so sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going, it's totally my fault." You stammer out, glancing at up at his face while you pat pat pat his chest with your napkins.

Your poor little heart, already beating like a hummingbird in your chest, leaps into your throat at the sight of the hottest fucking guy you've ever seen in your life. The kind of hottie you would chase down the street to throw yourself at. You've done very embarrassing things to get a chance to know people who are far less good-looking than this man in front of you now. And because you were too preoccupied with your phone, you're almost certain you won't be walking away with his number.

And he's frozen, staring at you with a weird look on his face. Definitely the worst first impression you could have possibly made.

Never one for fits of grace, you frown and say, "People as attractive as you should come with an escape lever." You throw the soggy napkins in the trash nearby and add, "I hate embarrassing myself in front of hot people."

Still not getting a response, you turn and look up at him. "You gonna say anything handsome?"

-

Severus Snape has never been rendered this speechless in his entire life.

The day the courts ruled him not guilty enough for Azkaban was certainly shocking, but even that paled in comparison to what he was experiencing now.

He was leaving his favorite coffee shop when he bumped into a muggle. People are clumsy, it happens. But then, instead of apologizing and running away from the tall scary man, they started talking to him. The sweetest, softest voice Severus had ever heard, telling him he's... hot. Attractive. Handsome.

Every single time anyone has ever shown interest in him in public, Severus has immediately and viciously shut them down. Far better to come across as an asshole upfront than to be humiliated and heartbroken later.

But now, he had this sweet little muggle running their warm hands all over his chest in a matter of seconds. Before he could snarl at them to back off, he looked down and, well.

What was already a very low-cut top was now soaked with tea, becoming slightly translucent. Half of Severus was now laser-focused on the stretch of the damp fabric over your tits, while the other half was screaming at him to get a hold of himself.

You asked him a question, he realizes. Jerking his head around to face you properly, he blurts out, "Huh?"

Oh he's doomed, he thinks.

-

You gasp and grab his arm, "Oh no I'm already so late I need to go right now but listen, here's a bit of money to buy yourself a new drink it's the least I can do I'm so so sorry for running into you and dashing away but I really am late it was nice to meet you bye!"

Hustling away, you sigh and hope you run into him again. Such a shame you couldn't stay and flirt longer. Checking your watch, you growl and break into a jog. Fuck this day, you think.

-

"Fuck this day" Severus mutters, before heading down an alley to dissipate home. Just like him to meet someone who actually thinks he's attractive only for them to be so late they have to literally run.

It was only a fraction of a moment, but Severus knows it'll be the thing keeping him from falling down a pit of despair some nights.

Hating himself as he does it, he sniffs the money you handed him. It smells like your perfume. He sets it aside on his dresser.

Pathetic virgin, he thinks.

Later that night, however, he wakes with a gasp. "Idiot idiot idiot!" He snarls, yanking the covers away from himself. "You were so focused on them you forgot to check your soul mark" He glowers at himself in the mirror before lifting his tongue. There, on the underside, is a swirl unique to him and his soulmate.

His heart skips a beat when he sees it glitter in the dingy bathroom lighting. It's activated. And the only people he spoke to yesterday were you and the exhausted-looking barista.

He thinks of the look on your face when you saw him, how you pouted so cutely when you threw the napkins away. The way your clothes stretched over your body.

I've gone mad, he thinks, as he throws on some clothes and dissipates to an alley in London.

-

I am literally insane, you think.

You've been sitting on a bench outside the coffee shop you almost went in yesterday for about half an hour now. It's too early for anyone else to be up and about yet, it's about 3 in the morning. You woke up last night realizing you didn't check your soul mark after meeting that stupidly hot guy. Sure enough, it was activated.

You twist your fingers anxiously, hoping and hoping that he will show up eventually. You'll be so sad if it's not him.

Suddenly, you hear an odd noise in a nearby alley. Nervously, you run your hands along your pepper spray.

Turning your head to look, you see him. Disheveled and breathing heavy, he locks eyes with you and storms over.

Feeling slightly lightheaded, you rush towards him and lift your tongue up so he can see. Tears of happiness and overwhelm run down your face when he nods and shows you his activated mark.

"Can I...?" You open your arms, asking for a hug.

Hesitating, he steps into your embrace, standing like a stiff board while you sniffle into his shirt and squeeze him tight.

You have a good feeling about this.

(not sure how to end it so ill call it here 🤗)

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Stardew Valley Harvey pt. 3 (end)

**very nsfw!!!!!

Harvey's loud breaths echo slightly in your farmhouse. The sound makes your stomach do a summersault.

You're at the foot of your bed, kneeling in between his legs. He is covered in red marks and a light sheen of sweat. You smile up at him as he watches you closely.

Feeling a bubble of joy burst in your chest, you lean forward and press your face into his balls. Rubbing your cheek on them and kissing them softly, you start lapping at them with your tongue once you hear him gasp. Soft and warm, the feel of them makes you almost lightheaded with arousal.

Soaking his balls with your saliva, you rub your tongue all over his sack, grinning at his slack-jawed expression. You move your hand from his hip to his penis, grabbing it and squeezing gently.

His pink cock is dribbling pre-cum everywhere, so you gather it in your palm and use it to slick your grip, twisting your hand around his cock while you rub your face on his balls. Moaning loudly, he wheezes out a sudden curse when you turn your head and lick the crease between his thigh and pelvis. Smiling, you lick the other side, and then sit back a little to look at him.

He looks at you with an open mouth and furrowed brow, twitching his hips up into your steadily moving hand.

You decide he isn't ruined enough, and slow your hand's up and down motion to a snail's pace. The sound of his whimpers makes your heart feel lighter than a feather. After instructing him to lay all the way down, you place your hand on one of his thighs and push them far apart. Still slowly pumping his wet cock, you lick a fat stripe up his crack.

With a cut-off shout, he jerks and twitches hard. What a cutie.

You burrow your tongue into his musky hole and groan at the taste and feel of him. You bob your hand and head in time, tasting him and relishing in his warmth. Squeezing the head of his penis on each stroke, you start to pick up your speed.

You nuzzle your face into his hairy ass and shiver at the sensation. Your tongue swirls quicker, your hand pumps faster, and Harvey's loud noises ring in your ears. Your hand is keeping his thigh from closing in on your head, and you dig your nails in a little to stay grounded.

Harvey is positively thrashing on the bed now, his noises getting higher pitched and more desperate sounding by the second. He cums with a wail, and you pull away from him gasping, more horny than you've ever been in your entire life.

You shuffle to the side, and grind your sopping, underwear-covered crotch onto his foot. You grip his ankle and angle him to catch on your sensitive bits, furiously mashing the top of his foot into your dripping area. You pinch your nipple and speed up, finally cumming in your underwear as you ride out your high on the shy doctor's foot.

You fall back and sigh, catching your breath as you watch your ceiling fan go round and round.

A short while later, you get up and fetch Harvey and yourself some water and washcloths. Patting each other dry and blushing at all the marks on him, you and Harvey cuddle up on your bed to watch the sunset out the window.

He kisses your forehead and thanks you for paying so much attention to him. He whispers in your ear that he'd like a turn, as his hand inches closer to your chest under the blankets.

You smile so hard your cheeks hurt, and throw your leg over his hip as he begins to pay attention to your neck.

The rest of the night is spent in a similar fashion, until you both decide to take tomorrow off so you can sleep in.

The End.

im not good at ending stories yet, i think

i hope you enjoyed it!!! i know its not everyones cup of tea but i hope enough ppl like it that it doesnt come across too weird <3

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Ooooh I'm so excited and intrigue by the specific farmer fanfic. Does that mean somehow in the future, the Wizard/Rasmodeus going to give us a legs. Or will the farmer can already switch form easily?

Either way. I'll be watching ����👀👀

MY FIRST REQUEST

I give you a big digital high five

Thank you for watching 👀👀👀👀

We already have legs tho maybe I need to work that into the second part more obviously 🤦‍♀️

It’s supposed to be mysterious like ‘ooo why is a human living below water’ I guess there’s no reason why it would be obvious that it’s not a merperson tho 🙃

Writing is hard but I will try my bestest ✨✨✨

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Stardew Valley Harvey x veryspecificbackstory!farmer

buckle up whores its time to get crunk

this story is going to have extremely dark themes and also sexual content with a (gender neutral) afab farmer who has a backstory that isn't the same as the one the game gives you

Enjoy!

Part One - THE DISCOVERY

Every year since he became a resident of Pelican Town Dr. Harvey has worn two pairs of socks to the festival of the moonlight jellies.

One pair is usually enough for obvious reasons, but sand requires an extra barrier between Dr. Harvey's toes and the beach. He has detested sand on his feet for the entirety of his life, but it is only recently that he shared that fact with his therapist. Much to his surprise, when he mentioned it in passing, she interrupted to ask more questions about his sock-layering habits. Over the course of their appointment, he began to realize that it wasn't a sensory issue, as he had assumed, but rather a link to a bad memory from his past. "Thank Yoba for the mental health profession" he told her as he stood to leave. "Thank Yoba for receptive patients!" She said with a cheery wave.

Leaving his appointment with a bounce in his step, he resolved to make some changes to his summer festival footwear choices.

Weeks later, Dr. Harvey stood on the pier to the far east of the Pelican Town beach with crocs on. Leah had smiled and nodded to him when he walked over, so he tried his best to tell his anxiety that he wasn't bothering her. Rocking back and forth on his heels, he decided that he'd dip his toes in the water to rinse them off. Baby steps, he reminded himself with a deep breath.

Feet in the water, eyes on the floating jellyfish, Dr. Harvey didn't notice the redheaded artist leave early with a big yawn. He was so absorbed in the feeling of his toes being sand-free again he didn't notice the others on the eastern beach leave early either. Not until a strong gust of wind blew in his face did Dr. Harvey look up to see the last of the villagers leaving the beach. "Guess the wind is too much for everyone tonight" he said aloud.

Sitting in the dark, watching the jellies bob away, Dr. Harvey removed his glasses and placed them on the dock. He looked at the stars above and whispered "You are not lonely, Harvey. The townspeople care about you. You are not alone." He looked at the sky and then covered his tired face with his hands. Softly, he started to cry. "Yoba, I'm pathetic." He said. Sniffling, he looked at the stars some more, trying to calm himself down. "If there's anyone out there, listening, please. Give me someone, anyone, to love." He said to the stars.

(The stars didn't hear him, for they are too far, and too uninterested. But someone else did. Someone more cunning and more desperate than all the stars combined. They heard him and reached for a string, a thread they watched day and night. And pulled. Hard.)

With self-loathing thoughts now swirling in his head, he reached to grab his glasses and leave. But... they weren't there?

Dr. Harvey snapped his head to the dock beside him. No glasses. He leaned closer, and his brow furrowed. A bundle of glistening leaves sat on the dock, close to the edge.

Gingerly picking it up, he turned the damp lump over in his hands, and watched wide-eyed as it slowly unfurled to reveal a pair of cracked spectacles. Cradled in strange-looking leaves, a shiny pair of odd glasses sat harmlessly. He stared at them, the wheels in his head turning slower than usual due to how strange his night became. Someone took his glasses and left him a pair of broken ones. Who...?

Dr. Harvey stood abruptly, no longer feeling alone at all. In fact, he felt watched.

The feeling he was feeling was not a good feeling, the anxious man decided. To loose your glasses in the middle of the night on the beach was one thing. To be given another pair in complete silence was another. Jogging back to his apartment, it wasn't until he was double-checking the locks on his windows that he realized he hadn't thought about the sand in his shoes at all since he set his glasses down.

~

"Doc! What happened?"

"Maru?" Harvey squinted across the desk.

"Yes, Maru. Are you alright? Where are your glasses?" Maru dropped her bag on a chair and quickly made her way over to her boss and friend. "Um, I dropped them... in.. the ocean?" Dr. Harvey's voice got quieter as he spoke. "Why is that a question? Are you trying to lie to me, doc? If its really embarrassing I'll be serious, promise." Maru flashed him a grin as she teased. "Do you know how to fix glasses that aren't like other glasses?" Dr Harvey blurted. Maru's brow furrowed as she spoke, "Dude, I've fixed your glasses before, remember? Why're you being weird? You know you always feel better when you tell me why you're anxious, so spill the beans already."

Half an hour later, Maru and Dr. Harvey stood side by side in front of a table in the back of the clinic, staring at the glasses and the bundle of leaves. "And you're absolutely certain you didn't hear or see anything?" Maru asked for the third time. "Yes." Dr. Harvey responded for the third time.

Scratching her chin, Maru started pacing the room. Seeing her start to really chew on the situation calmed Dr. Harvey's nerves immediately. Maru always knew what to do when he didn't. And when she wasn't sure, she acted like she was because she knew it helped him feel less nervous. Dr. Harvey liked that about her. She didn't try to lecture him on his breathing exercises or baby talk him, she just took charge until he was calm enough to navigate himself.

"Alright, here's what I'm thinking. I think the only thing to do is for me to replace the lenses on these bad boys and then for you to return them to exactly where you found them." Maru declared, turning to face Dr. Harvey. "Really? You don't think I'm supposed to keep them? And some creep will jump out of the brush and attack me if I try to give them back?" Dr. Harvey said, squinting at her. Maru stepped closer and squinted back, making his mouth twitch at the corners.

"Your glasses are a completely different prescription. Chances are they aren't able to see too well right now either."

~

This is the stupidest thing I've ever done. They thought.

Deep, deep beneath the Gem Sea, a very regretful person stood in front of a large shard of glass, squinting at their reflection. Not only had they risked their life going up near the land people, they did so for nothing!

When their only pair of good lenses got broken after a nasty fall on some nasty rocks, they thought getting a new pair of glasses would be as simple as stealing one from a land-dweller. Using the glowing jellies as a distraction, they had waited under the shadowy dock until there was one person left. Only... he had seemed so sad. And so, so pretty.

Dumb little pretty person, making me feel bad for stealing. They thought. Just remembering the way his hair moved in the wind, the way his sweat smelled. It made them feel warm inside. So yes, they did the most foolish thing possible and gave him their glasses instead of just getting the hell out of there. So now they stood squinting at themselves in the mirror, wearing glasses that hurt their eyes.

Removing them, they decide to return them that night. Better no glasses than glasses that belong to someone else. They sigh. Then turn and walk to another room in the cave, where they keep their eating things. Maybe some apology food would make up for it. As dangerous as land-dwellers are supposed to be, their gut tells them this one in particular is no threat.

~

"Maru, I don't know if I can do this." Harvey whispered on the beach by the tide pools.

"You say that about everything. You said that last week when I made you try oat milk for the first time." Maru responded. turning off her flashlight with a click. "Now go over there and leave the package. And don't forget to-" Dr. Harvey huffed a nervous breath, "I know, I know, don't block the camera." A small pocket on his favorite green sweater had been fitted with a clip-on camera, courtesy of Demetrius and Maru's Science Shed.

With a small push from his bolder friend, Dr. Harvey walked nervously to the pier that just last night he sat and cried on. Kneeling down, he slowly sets the leaf-wrapped repaired glasses on the edge of the dock. He pauses, and looks out at the ocean. Strangely, he feels like he ought to say something. Quietly clearing his throat, he murmurs, "Th-thank you?"

Hustling back to Maru, they crouch behind a rock and wait, Dr. Harvey's pocket facing the darkness of the dock.

~

Hours later, Dr. Harvey is jostled awake by a hissing Maru, "Look, look, there's something there!"

Sure enough, as they hurried to the edge of the dock, Harvey's pocket in front, he began to make out a blurry shape, larger than a pair of glasses. Crouching and squinting, he picks up a jar, wrapped in thick, bumpy paper. Tied to the side are his glasses! Intact and cleaner than he remembers them.

"Oh my gosh!" Maru gasps. "What!? Where?" Says Harvey, shoving his glasses back on his face. "No, look at the jar, the paper..." Maru trails off, turning the jar for him to see. On the side of the paper is a damp handprint, with unusually short fingers.

They lock eyes. "I can't wait to watch the footage" Maru says, an intense look on her face. "But first, we need to make a pact." "A pact?" Says Harvey, thrown off-guard by the scientific woman's statement. "We need to agree, right now, that if we discover something... someone... new. Or, different. We need to make sure no one else finds out. This could really damage the town, the ocean, potentially a whole new life form, everything, if- if we talk about it, it's gotta be just us." Dr. Harvey places a hand on her shoulder. "Consider us pact-ed." He says with a smile.

Rolling her eyes, Maru takes the camera and bids him goodnight.

~

The next morning, Dr. Harvey nurses a steaming cup of coffee as he watches Maru plug a flash drive into his computer. "Ready?" She asks. "Yep." He replies.

She fast-forwards to when Dr. Harvey places the package on the pier. "There's nothing after, it was covered when you fell asleep, but look here!" She says eagerly, pointing to the screen.

As video-Harvey stutters out his awkward thank you, a small, blurry form grows slightly larger under the waves. He looks at Maru, and she smiles and says, "I have no idea who could be diving at this time of night, but it seems like they liked the sound of your voice." "How can you even tell? I just see a blob." He replies. "Trust me, where you see a blob, I can see something coming slightly closer to the surface when you speak." She tells him.

As Maru excitedly tells him about the cold temperature of the ocean during fall, and about how well-insulated diving suits can only be worn for so long, Dr. Harvey's mind starts to wander. Maybe it's just his lonely mind grasping at straws, but maybe... Maybe this mysterious diver would like it if he came back? Just to talk. Just for a little while... He shakes his head, trying to brush away the dangerous thought.

~

Of course I can't resist the silly, vapid idea of someone on the flipping land wanting my company. They angrily think to themself.

All day they've been plagued with thoughts of the pretty, pretty man murmuring something sweetly to the water last night. They couldn't understand him, but the way he spoke made something deep inside them feel slightly lighter. Like a knot loosening. And even though his scent was soured a bit by fear, he's still the sweetest-smelling land-dweller they've ever encountered. Surely that means he's at least a little less dangerous, right?

Exhaling through their nose, they resign themself to another nighttime visit to the dock. Just one more visit to see that he doesn't come back because the food made him sick or something, and then they'll have no choice but to move on. To move on and continue their solitary life, without smelly land-dwellers that look sad and handsome at the same time.

As they put on their fall swimming clothes, they wonder if the land-dweller hated their food so much that he'll try to hurt them. Land weapons are strange to them, but they know how much damage they can do.

Before they grab their water-breathing necklace, they stop by one of the exits to pick up a weapon. Long, curved, and sharp on both ends, they sheath the blade along their back. Pausing before the wall of ocean water, they look at their reflection. They have many, many more scars than any land-dweller they've ever seen.

Just to be safe, and because they don't like the thought of scaring someone who smells so sweet and cries so softly, they tie some cloth around their head, covering everything but their eyes. Ready for anything. They think.

Pushing off into the wall of water, they leap up and quickly swim towards the dock, trying not to get their hopes up but failing hard.

~

Feeling rather ridiculous, Dr. Harvey unfolds a thin blanket onto the dock, and places the unopened jar of mysterious ocean food in the center. A lantern is next to be put on the blanket. He takes out crackers and cheese from his bag, and sets them down as well. Lastly, he takes out a folded up medical journal and sets it next to him. Sighing, he looks at the last-minute picnic and wonders if the mysterious ocean person will be intimidated or welcomed by it.

Taking a deep breath, he looks out on the dark waters. "Hello!" He says, immediately cringing at his volume. "If you'd like, we could eat together?" He says, quieter this time.

A soft thump draws his attention to the other side of the dock.

A hand, and then a forearm, rest on the wooden edge. And then another. Slowly, the lantern light reveals a head, raising above the water. But, it's not a diver. The figure is covered in a shiny, dark, scaly material that seems to be acting like a diving suit. They have a rune-covered necklace around their neck and many small pouches and items attached to them.

When Dr. Harvey makes no move towards them, just smiles nervously, the figure tilts their head. "H-hi" Harvey whispers, his throat now dry.

Reaching up, the figure removes the fabric from their head in a way that Dr. Harvey has never seen. No zippers or buttons, just a light tug and it falls away. Revealing a cloth-covered head, and a pair of eyes.

AN: im so excited aaaaa

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Stardew Valley Harvey pt. 2

One night at the saloon, you walk in to find Harvey alone in the corner. Very unusual for the kindly man, you are concerned immediately. When you walk over and ask him if you can sit, he shrugs and sniffles.

You gently coax the truth out of him; he's had a bad day thanks to a rude phone call from his parents. You gather it was a painful reminder of his solitary life, hence the sitting alone in the saloon. Your heart clenches, and you decide it's about time you did something to make it clear how you feel about this sweet man.

Leaning closer and ducking your head to meet his gaze, you quietly ask if he'd like to spend the night at your place. He jerks back, so startled and asks multiple times if you're certain. You reassure him, and he blinks at you when you rub his hands. Suddenly worried you're reading things the wrong way, you start to retract your hand and apologize, but he lurches forward and grabs your wrist. Stammering and staring at the table, he bluntly tells you he's been attracted to you since you met, and that he isn't used to being desired, only teased or ignored.

Grinning, you tug him away from the table and out the door. You and Harvey walk briskly to your farmhouse, giggling and jostling each other along the way.

When you reach your front door, you grab his waist and press him against it. He squeaks and his hips jerk forward, making you smile. He blushes and bends down to kiss you, inhaling sharply and how quick you are to pry his mouth open with your tongue.

Kissing him hard, you run your hands up his sides, feeling your underwear grow wetter at how warm he is. Gasping for breath, he leans back from the kiss, and you hear his head hit the wooden door when you lick his neck and then suck, hard.

Breaking away from him for a moment, you unlock your door and shove him inside. You take a moment to look at him, eyes wild and lips wet. You tell him what you'd like to do to him and he nods, eyes bulging out of his head. When you tell him you need a verbal response, he huffs and runs his hands down his face.

He catches his breath and tells you, rushing and stumbling over his words, that he would like very much to be absolutely and completely destroyed by you, and that if you keep asking to see if he's okay, he might lose his mind.

Eagerly, you show him towards the bedroom and chuckle when he turns to look at you for instructions.

After his clothes are all piled on the floor, you push him on the bed and sit on his thighs, kissing all over his face. When you reach his jawline he tilts his head and whimpers. You work over his neck with your lips and teeth, leaving marks on as much of his skin as you can. Trapping his skin between your teeth, you only let go when his noises turn sharp. You lick a line from his clavicle to his ear, and gnaw on his earlobe. He shudders and grips your hips with his hands.

As you thrust your tongue in his ear, his hips jerk underneath you. You mouth at his shoulder and then bite, hard. His eyes look like hurricanes when you pull away, and you smile with all your teeth when he paws at your back, trying to push you back towards him.

You rake your nails down his chest, leaving light red scratches on his trembling stomach. Leaning down, you lightly nose at his nipples. He makes the sweetest sound, high and reedy, when you take a nipple in your mouth and suckle around it. You pinch his nipple, tugging it softly while you flatten your tongue over the other, lapping at his chest before alternating attention to the other side of his torso.

Harvey is squirming now, whimpering steadily and looking more teary-eyed by the minute.

You smile at him as you thumb over his puffy nipples, glistening and pink and oh so pretty. When you tell him so, he gives a little gasp and tightens his grip on your hips.

You turn your attention to his stomach, now covered in your scratches along with his stretch marks. You dip the tip of your tongue into his belly button, and knead his soft sides. Groaning at the feel of his warm, soft body, you bury your face in his middle and dig your fingers into his hips. Nuzzling the patch of curly brown hair under his belly button, you slide down until you're kneeling before him on the floor.

He pushes up on his elbows to look down at you, and begins to tell you that you don't have to do that if you don't want. You make sure he sees you roll your eyes before you shove your face in between his thighs and take a deep whiff. Exhaling with a groan, you feel your insides grow heavy and hot at the scent of this delicious man.

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Stardew Valley Harvey pt. 1

When you first meet, he is as timidly polite as can be. He shakes your hand without meeting your eyes and smiles at his shoes when you tell him your name. It's cute; he's cute.

Later that night though, you wake up panting, thoughts of a blushing doctor's tie wrapped around your hand as you lead his head downwards flashing in your mind. About a man you only just met that day? You grab a glass of water and look out the window, thinking about how unusual it is for your brain to latch on to naughty thoughts about a stranger that fast. You decide more investigation is needed.

The next few days have you running yourself ragged, planting crops and clearing out debris on your farm. To your chagrin, it isn't until later that week that you're able to walk to the clinic with some wildflowers behind your back.

You tell Maru you'd like to help them decorate a little for spring, and show her the scrappy little bouquet from your farm. She gushes a thank you and goes to get a jar to put them in. As you lean against the counter, you hear Maru tell Harvey about your little gift for the clinic, and straighten up as he walks into the waiting room.

He adjusts his glasses and stammers out a thank you for the flowers. You give him your sweetest smile and lean in closer; he freezes. You tell him it was your pleasure, and gently tap one of the buttons on his sweater. His eyes grow wider, and you tell him he's welcome to come by the farm if he ever wants more flowers.

As you're leaving the clinic, you catch a glimpse of his reflection in the window; his face is bright red, and he's grabbing the button you tapped so hard his sweater is twisted. Any thoughts about you going too far are forgotten.

The next several weeks are some of the most tiring you've ever had. Farm work from morning to evening, and throughout the day any chance of breaks are often replaced by fulfilling a villager's request or trying your best to socialize at the saloon.

The one thing keeping you going is getting to see Harvey every now and then at the saloon, which you notice he's frequenting more and more as the days pass. You hope it's because of you, and when Emily gives you a wink and a thumbs-up behind his back, you think it probably is.

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Stardew Valley Alex Blurb

It's the week before your two-year anniversary with Alex, and he's worried. He's been stressed out lately, too many bad dreams and too much caffeine making his head foggy. He knows you well, knows that you're happy with him, knows you like his hair and his dumb little jokes.

Today, however, it doesn't feel like enough. He doesn't think you're bored of him, not really. Not logically. But his nightmares and his jittery thoughts are making him feel otherwise.

He approaches you during your morning routine and helps you pet your chickens and lizards dutifully. When you ask him what's wrong, why he's been so quiet lately, he starts fidgeting with his hoodie strings. After a few minutes of watching him, you reach over and take his hands in yours. "Alex, honey bear, whatever's bothering you, we'll deal with it together, yeah?"

He tells you everything, all his nightmares and his fears. About how he really likes being married to you and doesn't want you to get bored of him. When he says that, you tear up a little. You don't want him to feel so low and unsure again, not without telling you sooner. He agrees, and with a hug, you decide to spend the rest of the day together, watching some old movies on your sofa.

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Stardew Valley Shane Thoughts

I think Shane would go nuts for a farmer that manhandles him.

Someone who picks him up and carries him into the farmhouse on their first night as a married couple. Someone who ignores him protesting how heavy and big he is, how he probably doesn't smell good right now, and how he's a grown man for fucks' sake, blah blah blah. Someone who chucks him on the bed and then moves his arms and legs until he's exactly how they want him.

Or how he would get so surprised at the farmer suddenly grabbing him and tossing him on the sofa or bed. He'd be talking about his day and the sunlight would hit his eyes a certain way or something and the farmer is immediately yanking him onto the nearest soft surface and covering him in bite marks.

If the farmer really wants to push Shane's buttons, they go in for a hug. And as he's wrapping his arms around them, they lift him up against the nearest wall. Pressing their full weight into Shane's body, they have him pinned, his legs wrapped around the farmer's waist, arms clinging to their back, and already breathing heavily. The farmer then waits, not moving an inch, just staring daggers at him until Shane says "pretty please". Then, of course, the farmer moves and doesn't stop until tears are rolling down his cheeks. <3

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Stardew Valley Harvey Thought

I think that Harvey would fall incredibly hard for someone who brings him food.

Like, imagine how his little face would light up when you stop by with a cupcake you made or a coffee from the saloon.

Hugging him and sneaking tangerines and crackers into his coat pockets so he can snack on his walks.

Or if once you've been dating a while you use your spare key to sneak into his apartment just to start his coffeemaker before he wakes up.

He'd get all red and thank you over and over again if you made him a whole meal, or took him on a lunch date somewhere nice.

And one morning after he had an especially rough week at work, he woke up to a fully stocked fridge with a scantily-clad farmer slicing veggies at his kitchen table. ;)

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Little Stardew Thought

Imagine making wreathes out of all the crocuses and holly you collect in winter and leaving them on the townspeople's doorsteps one night.

As you walk around Pelican town running errands and completing quests you watch everyone gush to each other about the lovely wreathes and wonder who could have made such a pretty thing.

You're so wrapped up in seeing your friends' beaming faces you don't notice the pair of eyes on you, watching you as you trot home.

To your immense surprise, you wake up the following morning with a wreath on your doorstep. Only this wreath is made from candy wrappers, shards of glass, and strange, twisted branches. With a sniff, you realize whomever made it must have done so in the sewers.

You almost break down the wizard's door to ask him about an appropriate return gift for an unusually thoughtful shadow person :)

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Stardew Valley Imagine

Imagine baking cookies with Alex to give to his grandparents for Winter Star. You're dancing around your little farmhouse kitchen, throwing chocolate chips in each others mouths, and having such a blast you don't notice when it starts to snow.

You package up all the cookies, dodging his kisses and grabby hands just to rile him up. He squeezes you in a hug and lifts you a few inches off the ground as you squeal at him to put you down. You spend a few lingering moments stretching out your goodbyes and planning the next time you'll see each other.

It's only as you open the front door that you see the abysmal state of the land. The wind is screaming, blowing flurries left and right.

You turn to ask Alex if he wants to stay the night, and in response he reaches behind you and shuts the door.

... to be continued?

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Stardew Valley Imagine

Imagine dating Shane, and not knowing Jas very well. You try your best to bond with her, but due to her shyness and your anxiety it's slow progress. Until one day when you're playing dolls with her and you open up about the cows you and Marnie have.

It's going great, you're showing her pictures on your phone of the baby cows and Jas is smiling more than she ever has around you. She tells you she once fed a crawdad to a cow, and the cow seemed to really enjoy it. You're surprised, you thought cows wouldn't like seafood, but Jas just shrugs and asks you to not tell Marnie.

Later that week, you and Shane are planning to have a picnic on your farm with Jas, a little group bonding. You decide to surprise Jas by feeding your cows a snack of crawdads before they arrive. You figure it'll help your chances of befriending her if you show that you listen when she tells you things.

So Shane and Jas arrive right when you're finishing up in the barn, watching as your cows gobble up the very last of the mushy sea bugs. The three of you watch the cows for a moment, basking in their cuteness, before Shane asks why they're inside and not eating grass right now. You beam, turning to the duo with an eager look, proudly exclaiming how you fed them a nice big pile of crawdads as a special picnic day treat!

Jas immediately starts laughing, happy to see an adult do something so silly. Shane, however, looks a bit worried. He asks if it's safe, if the crawdads were fresh, if you'd done this before, etc. You assure him that a local farming expert told you it was a guaranteed way to get your cows to love you.

Right as he turns to you to ask who the hell you're talking about, Jas starts screaming.

You both spin around, and watch in open-mouthed horror as one of your cows writes on the ground, making the worst sound you've ever heard. Shane scoops up Jas and rushes her out of the barn, as you whip out your phone to call for help.

Much cussing and crying later, you sit on your front porch with a small audience of Shane, Jas, Marnie, Dr. Harvey, and Leah (she heard the screams) staring at you with the most distressed looks on their faces. You explain yourself the best you can while making sure no one knows Jas had done the same thing to her own cows.

Marnie gives you a harsh lecture that makes you want to crawl into the earth immediately. You try and tell her that you do care about your animals, and that you thought they'd like it! She won't hear of it, however, and as she turns to leave your farm, she asks Dr. Harvey to help her transport the sick cow to her own farm to rest up in peace.

Leah gives you an awkward wave as she heads home, and you wonder if you'll still be allowed to sit with her and Elliott at the saloon if she thinks you're a danger to animals.

Shane and Jas sit beside you on your porch, the three of you stunned silent by the events of the day. When you invite them in for tea, his acceptance gives you hope. Hope that is thrown out the window when he tugs you into the kitchen to have a word away from Jas' little ears.

But when he wraps you in a hug, gently rocking you back and forth as you start to cry, your hope returns. He shushes your apologies and gives you little forehead kisses while your breaths even out. He tells you he'd love you even if you fed your cows anchovies. He tells you that you're the best thing that ever happened to Pelican Town and that if Leah snubs you at the Saloon he'll get Emily to spill a drink on her. He tells you that Marnie loves you, and asks about you all the time, and that if she stays mad longer than a day or two he'll remind her of the time she tripped over a newborn goat by accident. He tells you that you look cute when you cry and that Jas and him will host the next picnic day.

You hide your face in his hoodie and thank him for sticking around. He scoffs, and rests his head on top of yours as he calls you an idiot for thinking he'd ever leave.

You end the day in better spirits, and as Shane carries a sleeping Jas back home that night, you resolve to send over a basket of fairy rose honey and hot pepper jam for them tomorrow.

(Needless to say you don't take farming advice from children after that lol)

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Stardew Valley Headcannon

Imagine walking by the clinic one evening, and hearing muffled weeping.

You look up at the second story window, and see that it's open but the curtain is closed, so you can hear but can't see inside.

You listen to the sounds of a panic attack for longer than you care to admit and then you head home.

After a not so restful night, you beeline to the clinic with a basket of homemade pickles, aged wine, and other goodies from your farm.

You're there so early you startle Harvey when he unlocks the door that morning. He doesn't seem any different from normal, and the thought that this is usual for him saddens you a little more than you'd like to admit. As he invites you in, he fidgets with the things on the desk and tries not to look too expectantly at the basket in your arms.

When you snap out of your trance and manage to hand it to him with a somewhat shaky grin, he immediately starts thanking you profusely, blushing, and stumbling over himself to compliment your farm.

You compliment his clinic in return, and try to stamp down on the flutter in your chest at his sweet smile.

You spend some time chatting with him, and watch his hunched frame straighten up and relax. As you joke with him you watch his twitching fingers still and and the lines around his eyes recede. When you mention having to head back to the farm soon, the smile slips off his face.

Until you mention that you'll be back tomorrow with some new potatoes he absolutely must taste test for you.

You don't tell him that those potatoes will be in the form of a piping hot meal for him, but as his cheerful goodbye rings in your ears, you doubt he'll mind.

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Stardew Valley Headcannon

What if the day after you find Marnie and Lewis getting nasty in that one bush, you decide to take some insect repellent lotion to Marnie.

You're just trying to be a good friend, and you know from your own... experience... that when you want to get it on in the woods at night you gotta be prepared for bugs lol

So you and Marnie sit down for tea and a chat and you give her the lotion and explain what it's for, and all of a sudden Marnie starts tearing up

Cue the farmer panic!!! You're just trying to keep your favorite neighbor's skin bug bite free, what's wrong with that?

So you frantically apologize, and Marnie starts full-on crying. And then she starts to talk.

And you learn that it was Lewis's idea. And that Marnie didn't want to because of bug bites, her skin reacts harshly to them. She wanted to be in a warm house out of the cold night.

And then you learn that Lewis didn't care, that he wouldn't let her in his house, and wouldn't go inside her place either.

And then you learn that when Marnie mentioned bug repellent to him, he got irritated and explicitly told her not to wear any bug repellent, because he didn't like the smell of it.

So Marnie's skin is extra inflamed, and she's worried Lewis will insist on that location again.

You frown, and ask her why the hell she's with someone who doesn't care about her skin?? That's, like, an extremely low bar.

She then tells you that Lewis is the only person in town who she can date, that no one else thinks she pretty, and that Lewis is just a little stubborn sometimes, and that she's sure if she was more elegant he'd see her as 'good enough' to go public with.

Hooooo boy

You leave her house that day with a new goal in life:

Break Lewis' spine Help Marnie feel good enough to dump Lewis!