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Okay but the way he stared her down while standing up???
i’m weak. ive started watching Hollyoaks just because of neil. Got to love that this would be my reaction too.
#Oh I need him. like deep in my throat type of need. preferably balls deep as well#wanna bite him and shake him around like a chew toy#anyway i think i need to be put down old yeller style i'm not well 🙃#neil newbon#simon walker#hollyoaks#bbc hollyoaks
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I've wondered down the Halsin TikTok rabbit hole again and I am, once again, feral about him 😩
I've also come to the conclusion that this man is perpetually horny. Like down to clown 24/7. And honestly? I'm here for it 😏
I've already had a few ideas of Halsin being horny in general but specifically grabbing his Tiefling mate's horns for a...variety of reasons...because I fully believe he wouldn't let the opportunity pass 🥴🤭
Now if you excuse me I'm going to go scream into my pillow 😌
#need him to pick me up by the throat and carry me like a Walmart bag#i see a big man and my brain shuts off like windows 97#Halsin Silverbough#Halsin Silverbough headcanons#Halsin headcanons#baldur's gate 3#bg3 halsin#baldur's gate 3 headcanons#halsin x reader
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"I want to know what the world sees when it looks at me. What you see"
#amazing fanart#!#astarion#baldur's gate 3#bg3#dnd#baldurs gate astarion#bg3 astarion#astarion art#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate#baldurs gate fanart#astarion ancunin#neil newbon
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Neil Newbon’s Stream on Twitch (April 22nd, 2025)- “The Headliners” with Tom Deville
#he's just so 😍😩❤️😘😈🥰🥺💋🥵#wanna bite him and shake him around like a chew toy#Oh I need him. like deep in my throat type of need. preferably balls deep as well#neil newbon#astarion#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate astarion#simon walker#karl heisenberg
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Okay but I ABSOLUTELY love this idea and is now my favorite headcanon 😍
He would make such a pretty mermaid 🥺
mermaid!ernst who just like ariel is obsessed with the surface and books and all the little objects he finds in the ocean. he loves peaking his head out and hiding behind a rock to watch you walk around on the beach and collect seashells.
#ernst stranded#Ersnt Robinson#stranded 2002#neil newbon#Ernst Robinson headcanon#neil newbon headcanons
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Neil Newbon in D&D Live at Magic Con
#he's just so 😍😩❤️😘😈🥰🥺💋🥵#GRR BARK BARK#i'm going feral#wanna bite him and shake him around like a chew toy#neil newbon#baldur's gate 3
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His little fangs in the first gif 🥺
#need him to pick me up by the throat and carry me like a Walmart bag#wanna bite him and shake him around like a chew toy#GRR BARK BARK#simon walker#neil newbon#hollyoaks
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new gender just dropped
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Okay listen...I know I'm romancing Astarion but
H A L S I N
This man has bigger biceps than my head, he's a certified "older man", and he can turn into a big fluffy bear. Not to mention the way my Tav has to look waaaaay up at him when they speak to each other 😩
I'm McFreakin' losing it, my guys 🥹
#i see a big man and my brain shuts off like windows 97#halsin silverbough#astarion ancunim#neil newbon#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate astarion#Baldur's Gate Halsin#BG3#the void rambles
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Me: *Finally gets Baldur's Gate* Can't wait to meet and romance Astarion! 😁
Also me: *Spends 3 days trying to design a character*
#guess what I finally bought#i really am too indecisive#weep#baldurs gate 3#bg3 astarion#astarion bg3#baldurs gate astarion#astarion#astarion ancunin#neil newbon#the void rambles
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ﾟ✧˚₊ Royal Blue ₊˚✧ ﾟ
Painted baby vamp to keep my brain sane 😪
This art will be available as a print at Toronto Comicon 2025 as well as my online store (stay tuned for the grand opening haha)
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Some sketches of Neil Newbon. God blessed us by sending this man.
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HDSzzZ on Twitter
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Neil's just gonna do his own puppet show at this rate. Meet Cheezus.
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His eyes 😍
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