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Peter after Endgame: hey, can you lend me a glue?

Ned: what for?

Peter: I need to hold myself together *ugly sobbing*

Ned: bro :(

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Peter: are we gonna have sex or what? :/

Tony:

Peter: >:)

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Movie

Ned: Bet you'll cry on this movie we about to watch.

Peter: Bet ten dollars on this. This movie ain't worth crying over.

Ned, in the middle of the movie: *smacks Peter's face*

Peter: HEY WHAT THE FUCK *teary eyes*

Ned: Never said that you'll be crying because OF the movie. My ten dollars please?

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Too much cuteness I-

u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good 

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Just started reading this manga called Yukoku no Moriarty. So far is good, though I don't expect that we will have three Moriarty(s) here lmao. But the smartest one was this guy called William James Moriarty. I think he is the 'Moriarty'. He's also have the job as criminal consultant beside teaching at college as a mathematician but his kind of crime is quite different than I thought.

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SHE👏DID👏THAT

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♡ HANAKUMAMII 20 MALE CHARACTERS ♡

Day 19 : Favorite Male Supporting Character ↪ Levi Ackerman (Shingeki no Kyojin)

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出づる月、招宴の唄 , Dedzuru Tsuki Shouen no Uta（Japanese + Romaji）

Artist: 歌仙兼定(CV:石川界人); 燭台切光忠(CV:佐藤拓也); 鶴丸国永(CV:斉藤壮馬); 三日月宗近(CV:鳥海浩輔) Album:TVアニメ「刀剣乱舞‐花丸‐」歌詠集 其の三 - EP Writer:ミズノゲンキ Composer:稲毛謙介

天(あめ)が下(した) 佇む星は 当て所(ど)なく うたかたの旅愁の果てに 消ゆ Ame ga shita tatazumu hoshi ha atedo naku Utakata no ryoshuu no hate ni kieyu

ようこそおいで さあ始めよう 驚きが 弾けて跳ねる 風も歓迎して 好きに自由に空へ 振舞おう どうぞ Youkoso oide saa hajimeyou Odoroki ga hajikete haneru Kaze mo kangeishite suki ni jiyuu ni sora he Furumaou douzo

素敵な宴に招待を 最上級のおもてなし 癒しと高揚を一緒に 胸いっぱいに笑おうか 美味しい料理と風流に 舌鼓(したづつみ)をぱっと鳴らして 愉快さ溢れるように 今宵は 歌えや皆の衆 Sutekina utage ni shoutai o saijyoukyū no omotenashi Iyashi to kouyou o issho ni mune ippai ni waraouka Oishii ryouri to fuuryuu ni shitatsudzumi o patto narashite Yukaisa afureru you ni koyoi ha utae ya mina no shuu 疲れたなら癒しを  傷ついたなら手入れを 薬湯に浸かるのも 心地が良いだろう Tsukaretanara iyashi o kizutsuitanara teire o Yakutou ni tsukaru no mo kokochi ga yoi darou

土産話を さあ持ち寄り 飽きるまで 語り明かそう Miyagebanashi o saa mochiyori Akirumade katariakasou

過ぎてゆく一瞬を 変わる季節たちを 楽しもう もっと Sugite yuku isshun o kawaru kisetsu-tachi o Tanoshimou motto

雅な祭に招待を 無礼講も悪くない 明かりを灯(とも)して順番に お手を拝借 叩いたら 優しい音色と演奏に 心音(しんおん)さえちょっと澄ませて ��しさ感じるように 今宵は 踊れや皆の衆 Miyabina matsuri ni shoutai o bureikou mo warukunai Akari o tomoshite junban ni ote o haishaku tataitara Yasashii neiro to ensou ni shin on sae chotto sumasete Ureshisa kanjiru you ni koyoi ha odore ya mina no shū

夜もすがら霞ゆく嗚呼 空蝉(うつせみ)の 世に見えるもの 終わる先で 月に祈る明日を 奏でよう きっと Yomosugara kasumi yuku aa Utsusemi no yo ni mieru mono owaru saki de Tsuki ni inoru ashita o kanadeyou kitto

素敵な宴に招待を 最上級のおもてなし 癒しと高揚を一緒に 胸いっぱいに笑おうか 美味しい料理と風流に 舌鼓(したづつみ)をぱっと鳴らして 愉快さ溢れるように 今宵は 歌えや皆の衆 Sutekina utage ni shoutai o saijyoukyuu no omotenashi Iyashi to kouyou o issho ni mune ippai ni waraouka Oishii ryouri to fuuryuu ni shitatsudzumi o patto narashite Yukaisa afureru you ni koyoi ha utae ya mina no shuu

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Rfa(plus v and saeran) + MC finding out she's pregnant and being super nervous about telling them.

Zen

Oh boy

You guys were so careful, because neither of you felt ready for kids yet.

For days, you’re freaking out.

Days.

Freaking out.

FOr DaYS.

“Oh god, what if he doesn’t want it?? Should I just get rid of it and save the time??? Oh, but what if he does want it??? That’d be even worse…”

After you had time to make your peace and be prepared for whatever he had to say, you gather up the courage to tell him.

“Zen, I’m pregnant.”

He chokes on his water.

“You’rE whAT”

“Look, it’s up to you what we do. I’m not sure how I feel but I just thought- Zen?”

He’s done choking now and he’s just staring at you.

“We have to keep it.”

“What.”

“We can’t just throw something so… gorgeous away.”

 o h b o y

Yoosung

You know he’s going to be either super psyched or terrified, and there’s no in-between

Of course you have to have to tell him, because you cant hide it forever.

But maybe…..

No

“How the hell do I tell him this?”

After rehearsing a couple of lines in your head, you got a bit frustrated and let out a long sigh.

“Hey, Honey! I know this is the last thing you expected to hear after work, but I’m pregnant and absolutely horrified and…. Jesus, that was bad.”

“YOU’RE WHAT???”

You nearly jumped out of your skin holy shit Yoosung when did you get home

“MC, you’re going to have a baby?????”

“I’m going to be a dad!!!!!!”

Yeah and you’re going to have two babies

Jumin

You’re fairly certain that Jumin is not ready to have children.

He’s not the best with kids.

No offence to him of course, he’s just

He just seems so clueless when it comes to kids.

Not that you knew much better..

Oh my god, you both knew nothing about kids how the hell were you going to do this??????

“Hey Jumin, how do you feel about kids?”

“Hm? I’m not sure… They’re-”

YOU DON’T CARE

“Jumin, I’m pREGNANT WHAT DO YOU thINk WE ShOuLD DO ABOUT It????”

“….pardon?”

“I’m pre-”

“No, I heard you.”

“Then why did you-”

“Elizabeth 3rd will be their best friend.”

“Okay honey.”

707

Alright.

Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright.

This is fine. This is okay. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

You know about how fucked up his parents were, so you’re afraid that he’s going to be scared.

Of course there’s also that little part of you that thinks that he might act the way his parents did, but you know he would never.

He’s really good with kids though. Like,,,,,, he’s basically an overgrown kid,,,,

One night, you’re watching Little Rascals, and he makes a comment like “Oh man, these kids are hilarious!”

“So… you… like kids?”

“Of course! And kids love me!”

“Oh, that’s good….”

You guys continue watching the movie, but after thirty seconds he gasps.

“MC ARE YOU PREGNANT?????”

“Whaaaaaaaat?? Pff, no. No way. Absolutely no. You don’t think I’d tell you if I was pregnant?”

You just get a look.

Why does MC end up with one more child than she signed up for wtf

V

Y’all ain’t even married yet.

Sex before marriage,,,,,,,,, sinful.

He sort of wanted kids, but the thought always came after marriage.

You end up pacing around the bedroom after you find out. He’s in the living room doing who knows what.

“How the hell are we gonna go about this?”

“Go about what?”

“noThIGN HONEY”

“….. okay.”

“Should I take care of it…?”

“Darling, who are you talking to?”

“n o b o d y”

You thought that maybe since he couldn’t see you very well, you had more time.

You fool.

V knows everything.

One day, out of the blue,

“MC are you pregnant?”

“Uh…. Yes…..?”

0:

“Oh, that’s great! They can be part of the wedding.”

Saeran

Oh god, neither of you are ready for this….

His past + your lack of knowledge in the children department = bad

For a few days, you’re freaking o u t.

Every time you think about it, you feel like throwing up.

He notices your strange behavior, but when he asks about it, he doesn’t get a legit answer.

“MC, I accidentally knocked over the waste basket.”

OH NO

“What is this?”

O H N O

“That’s um…. Why,,,,, That, my dear Saeran is a pregnancy test.”

“I know what it is, I just meant-”

He sorta squints at it again.

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“I was scared you’d be upset.”

“Upset??? MC, I don’t know anything about babies, but if we work together, I think we’ll be just fine.”

“I’m not worried about us. I’m worried about the baby.”

“Oh”

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omgomgomg

The Taemin Han AU (Inspired by Myetie)

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2gXDEfG

by Missjena_may

Taemin Han and his friend Jincheol Kim, are both in love with the same girl, unfortunately her heart is not easy to hack.

Especially when she thinks her only love is gaming, and LoLoL being the true love of her life. That is until she bumps into a school friend at a gaming convention, Seojun Choi, the man behind the username Seo-Wizard from the game.

What can Taemin and Jincheol do when a gamer comes into their love triangle? It gets worse for them when they discover their parents are all part of the RFA.

Words: 1657, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Mystic Messenger (Video Game)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Yoonri Kim, Taemin Han, Seojun Choi, Jincheol Kim, Hyun-ae Ryu, Zen | Hyun Ryu, Jumin Han, Saeyoung Choi, Saeran Choi, Jaehee Kang, Jae Keun Kang, Unknown Child - Character, Yoosung Kim

Relationships: Yoonri Kim x Seojun Choi, Yoonri Kim x Taemin Han, Yoonri Kim x Gaming, Yoonri Kim x Jincheol Kim, Yoonri Kim x SUPRISE NOT TELLING WHO

Additional Tags: Mystic Messenger AU, inspired by Myetie (Tumblr artist), Gaming, First Love, True Love, ships

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2gXDEfG

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707 Call Times (707 Route Only)

Here’s a list of the times you can call 707 in his route without fail. I’ll be using chat names rather than time since it seems to work anytime before the next chat appears. Make sure you call him first to be safe since I couldn’t do one for calling Jumin first at one point? If anyone’s interested in his call times across all routes, I can report on that but it’ll take some time. Zen’s call times for his own route coming up when I can sort out the times! I’ll edit this in the event I come across any missing calls.

Day 3: After “Stayed Overnight T_T”

Day 4: After “Zen’s Imagination”

Day 5: After “Strange Alarm”, “Distract Your Attention”, “Seven’s True Feelings” and “Bus Driver Yoosung”

Day 6: After “Mysterious Email”, “I’m Recovered!”, “JUMIN!!!!! T_T” and “Unexpected Fact”

Day 7: After “Seven is Depressed…?”, “Sentimental Morning”, “Do not move”, “Unbelievable” and “The only hope”

Day 8: After “What is V doing?”, “I cannot believe Rika did that”, “What can I do” and “The secrets Seven has”+VNM

Day 9: After “Shaking Faith”+VNM, “It has nothing to do with you”+VNM, “Jaehee’s consolation” and “What a relief”+VNM

Day 10: After “Everything I believed in”, “Betrayal”, “I can’t get over this” (The time needs to be double checked, but for this one, it’s actually a call to Jumin if you don’t miss his previous call. Seven briefly participates and it’s quite entertaining!), “Please Remember” (needs to be double checked) and “Goodbye Greetings”

Day 11: Call him back when you finish talking to him when he calls after the 8:00am chat

(By after, I mean it makes more sense if you call after completing the chat, but as long as you’re in the time frame for that chat, you’re free to call! )

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Art by さば・鮫

Posted with Permission

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waifu all the time

Kirishinyan 😻

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'I' Novel by RADWIMPS [Romaji]

Zuibun nagaraku aruite kita yo na Sonna kigashite tadakenanda Shousetsu ni shitara seizei Mada sangyoume atari no kono jinsei KABAA mo mada daimei mo mada Kimarazuni kaki hajimechatta kara Doko de doushite dou natte tte Junjo yoku osamari tsukanaiya

Kyou wa tada tada mou Saa dara dara shou to mou no omoi ni fuketetemo Hayaku mo boku no fune wa mozo mozo to ugoki dashitatte Shinzou wa myakuuchi nan CC ka no chi o zenshin he to okuridashi o kurikaeshi Kyou mo yasumazu boku wa boku o ikashi

Tsujitsuma awanu SUTOORII imi hodo nigai kao de miru SUTOORII Hokoreru hodo no mono wa mada nai ga Boku dake ni hikari mo no wa anda Nuritsubushitai yaburi sutetai Kako ga arou to mo kegarenonai monogatari nado boku wa hikarenai Aa isshun saki no jibun Sae mo mattenai yo Ima sugu demo aitai yo Uka uka shiterannai no

Hamidashita kimi no itami ga kowarenai you ni to namida shita Hyoutoshitara Moshikashitara Sore wa itsuka no ano boku datta Kagayaita asa no hikari ga mizu tamari o kette tobichitta Ano dore ka ga ima no kimi nara Ii na ii na..

Dokka no dareka ga katte ni kimi ni koto o Aa toka kou toka ittari Itsu no manika kimi no bukku no hyoushi ni namae katte ni tsukete Atama kita yo atama warui kedo anta ni wa deru sujiai wa nee kara Tottoinaku nattokure Kore densachin uketotto kure

Dou ni mo kou ni mo ikanai toki demo dou ni ka kou ni ka Koko made kitandayo Ima jishin o motte ieru no wa Boku o nori konasen no wa koitsu no katte ga sou wakan no wa Hoka no nainda Kono oira ni wa kono ponkotsu kurai ga choudo iinda Demo awayoku ba itsu no hi ka Kono boku no koto Kono boku yori mo Yori wakatte waratte kureru hito to deaeru to ii na Nante sono toki made mattenai yo Ima sugu dakishimetai yo Kono te de atatametai yo

Tobidashita shiroi hikari ga Kiseki to awasete me o dashita Sore ga boku nara ii sasore nara Issou kiseki tsukai hatasunda Afuredashita kimi no namida ga Uta ni naranu you ni to kakedashita Sore o mita boku ga mune ni idaku kimochi nante utsukushiinda

Ichibyou saki de kagayaite Mieru mono dake oikakete Machigai nante naindakara Sonna kotoba o mani ukete ZERO de umareta boku na no ni ima namae o yobu hito ga ite Atarimae nado na noni Umiotoshite kurete arigatou arigatou arigatou

Tatoe 1 PEEJI de owaru inochi mo Sen PEEJI ni oyobu inochi mo Kuraberareru you nani mo dewanai Onaji kagayaki o hanatsu ni chigai nai Aimai na mon akinai Kotoba eien tsumugu hima nado nai 1 PEEJI o ikita shounen mo Hon ni wa dare yori mo hikaru ichihyou ga tsudzurarete iru nda sou shinjite yamanainda Mou JITABATA shitetainda Boku mo dore dake nokosenda Nee dore dake ikirenda Jikan igai no tani de…

Hamidashita kimi no itami ga kowarenai you ni to namidashita Hyoutoshitara Moshikashitara Kimi no yasashisa no kage datta Kagayaita asa no hikari ga mizutamari o kette tobichitta Ano dore ka ga ima no kimi nara Ii na Ii na Ii na…

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My loli. ♡