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The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid

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they're meant to die by each other's sword why are they in a coffee shop

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completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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"I want him" not sexually not romantically but a secret third way (squeaky toy)

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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eating some chunks in the yard

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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

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*emerges from headphones covered in blood* the album's really good you should listen

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Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.

One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause

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cities of cyrodiil

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Horse Life 3 ✮ 2010

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reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material

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my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

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"I'm always saying this" --me when I've never been saying this

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my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me