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🧡 uncle daniel (via the mclaren app)

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Mercedes delivering Nyck to Alpha Tauri 😭

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spa gp starter pack

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I hope Netflix is producing a good and longer new season of DTS, for the first time they don’t need to create any stupid drama, the drama is being served by an austrian dilf and the sixth spice girl.

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You are a GENIUS!

The real question is are the drivers staying and camping in Austria during the week?

Petition to make them all camp together and film it. Two people per tent and the pairs are randomly picked out (or picked out based on the drama). I want Nico Rosberg there with a microphone following them around and asking the questions everyone wants to hear the answers to and I want Ted Kravitz to commentate it David Attenborough style.

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As the World Caves in by Matt Maltese (depressing ik)

tagging: @itsmentalillness (one one because they are my only other moot)

QUICK WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RN

ANSWER AND TAG THREE PEOPLEEEEE AHHHH

UHH IM LISTENING TO 21 GUNS BY GREEN DAY??

FUCK UHH @anarchicmartyr @natsuonii @tenyagf

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Writing Resources #1

(Note: I’m only including free resources here, mostly because I’m broke and haven’t had a chance to try out any paid apps / programs. These are the resources I use and recommend, and is by no means a comprehensive list of all the writing tools out there. You might find something else that works better for you and isn’t listed here, and I’d love to see some reblogs from people sharing any other resources!)

For when you just need to get words on the page:

Write or Die is easily the most versatile tool for when you need serious motivation to just write. It’s a bit tricky to figure out at a glance, but you can play around with it and find out what works for you. Because of the ability to set time limits and consequences for yourself, Write or Die can help you stay focused and (if you’re like me) stop second guessing every word you write. You can always edit later.

Written? Kitten! is an alternative to Write or Die with only rewards (new picture of an adorable animal of your choice every time you hit a word count) and no consequences. It also has a very minimalist layout without a lot of distractions or customization options, which is helpful if, like me, you’re easily distracted.

For visualizing your word count & progress:

Pacemaker has a free mode and a subscription mode, but the free mode is pretty much everything you need. This is helpful if you’d like a visual representation of your word count. It can make it easier to see your progress on a project.

For editing:

ProWritingAid is… everything. You do need to make an account to use this site, but oh boy oh boy is it ever worth it. (Just make sure to sign up for the free option; it has everything you need.) I use this tool in tandem with my own editing process, and it has an amazing algorithm for catching things that weaken your writing - adverbs, overused words, passive verbs, etc. You don’t need to take all of its advice, but it can help draw your attention to things about your writing that you may have missed. I would recommend this to anyone who is considering trying out a paid program like Grammarly. It’s by far the most useful editing tool I’ve ever come across.

Hemmingway App isn’t for everyone. I feel called out by it, but that’s the point - sometimes we need to hear that our writing is getting a bit verbose and ostentatious, and to consider if toning it down a bit might help our story and meaning shine. Again, you can decide not to take any or all of its advice, but it’s a useful tool. (For example: I put this post into the app and it yelled at me for the word “ostentatious” and suggested I replace it with “showy.” That’s not exactly what I meant, so I kept “ostentatious”, but it was a nice suggestion. Does that count as irony?)

As always, happy writing!

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Due to recent events (aka Baku) I would just like to come out and tell you all that Checo is a dilf

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YUKI LOOKS SO SMALLL

Alpha Tauri <3

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hello!! ( about the question game )

what name would you give your daughter / son?

( love your account!! 🤍🥺 )

Thank you so much! 🥺

I love the name Merrill (like Meryl Streep) for a girl, so probably that

But for a boy I'm not really sure

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get to know the blogger

anonymously (or not) ask me any question you’d like to know about me

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racing with him on twitch ; g.r. blurb

hey guys! This is my first time writing fanfiction in a really long time, so sorry if it isn’t super good. If you have any constructive criticism that would be great! :)

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You watched as your boyfriend George laughed with his friends on Twitch. He had been streaming every Wednesday night for the past couple months with Lando, Alex, and Charles. Just like every Wednesday, they were playing F1 2019, but none of them were taking it very seriously. 

You often watched from him from the doorway, careful to not get in view of the camera. That last thing you wanted to do was come off as clingy to everyone who was watching. But you did love to watch George have fun and do what he loves without any of the pressure. 

After the boys finished one of their races George noticed you standing in the doorway, “Love do you need something?”

“No I was just watching,” you answered, “but I can leave if you want.” You didn’t want him to think you were being strange.

“You can join us. The other simulator is all ready set up.” He tells you. At this point the Twitch chat is going wild, with everyone saying how they want to see you drive.

“I won’t be any good,” You chuckle as you sit down in the chair. George gets up and goes over to where you are sitting. After a couple minutes of showing you what to do, George sat back down and a new race was started.

The Quartet were joking with each other as well as you during the first couple laps. You were swerving all over the place trying to get used to the controls, and of course you were in dead last. “I told you I wouldn’t be any good at this,” You said to the group while the whole chat was cheering you on.

Once the race ended, you had been lapped by all four guys. You were all making jokes about how bad you had driven while Charles got the next race set up. You were determined to do better after a few comments from the chat said that girls couldn’t drive. 

Once the race started and you finally got used to the controls you were flying. You started from the back and after 3 laps, you were in third. 

“George, your girlfriends is better than you!” Charles jokes and a cheeky grin creeps on your face.

“Better watch out George, you might loose your seat.” Alex adds laughing.

“Yeah right.” George responds to his friends looking over at you.

“Formula 1 here I come! There’s a new Lewis Hamilton in town!” You tease you tease and the voice chat erupts with laughter. 

“I think you should stream with us every week.” Lando says and everyone agrees.

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I- 👁️👄👁️

Not me, wrong bitch

"my child is fine"

Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like it's the morning paper.

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about me 🪐

Hello, I’m Marina! I am a huge F1, and top gun fan, and love to meet people all over the world.

Requests are: OPEN 🏁

Send ideas to my inbox and I will write them as quick as I can

Drivers I write for

Carlos Sainz Jr.

Lando Norris

Charles Leclerc

Daniel Ricciardo

George Russel

Esteban Ocon

Mick Schumacher

Alex Albon

Max Verstappen

Nicholas Latifi

Pierre Gasly

Characters I write for

Pete ‘Maverick’ Mitchell

Nick ‘Goose’ Bradshaw

Bradley ‘Rooster’ Bradshaw

Natasha ‘Phoenix’ Trace

Robert ‘Bob’ Floyd

Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin

I do not write smut (at the moment)

Prompt list: Coming soon

Masterlist: Coming soon