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So, I was doing research on the cut third floor of Vanessa's manor for a fanfiction I'm working on, and apparently there was some extra unhinged behavior written on the walls

“My prince I’m sorry what happened to your house*. I just didn’t like to see you go. It’s alright now you won’t miss it and neither will I”

“I know it was weird how I said it! I just don’t want you to get sunburned. All I asked was for you to never leave this house”

“The prince loves the moon so much MAYBE HE SHOULD MARRY IT THEN MAYBE HE CAN GIVE ME MORE ATTENTION”

Like... ma'am

Also, what did she end up doing to that man's house that made it look like this?? I was always wondering what had happened to it before I looked at the cut content and kinda got my answer

It's obviously been cut and used to refer to Moon Jumper when he was still the canon Prince, so sure it may not be fully canon, but due to the reason the third floor was cut (being that Gears for Breakfast just didn't like the puzzle and didn't have time to rework it) it's possible that everything she wrote on the walls is still at least a little canon in the game makers' minds

*EDIT (which was also edited for tone): I read the first message wrong. Apparently it doesn't say "house", but "horse". Now, should I be surprised? No. Am I? Yes. Destroying his house, while bad (and is still probably safe to assume she did a little bit, based on the ice—if that even is his house like I think it is) is very much repairable. Killing his HORSE THOUGH?? That's a whole new type of unhinged

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I hope we all make it

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Art tip: gesso your fabric before painting on it

Art tip: if you dilute your gesso with water and paint an entire hat it will take a whole ass 24 hours to dry

Art tip: paint more hats

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*Ahem*

... Anyway—

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I try to write my silly little stories and eat my pizza rolls but the haters (my cat) keep trying to stop me (demanding snuggles by not-very-sneakily laying on my chest)

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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made a picture i will use a lot

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Get tucked in, idiot

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What have I done

Can snake schmoove

Of course Snake can schmoove, they're all wiggly and noodley! When they're not being lazy, anyway..

The person behind the snakesona, though? Uh.....

No

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Can snake schmoove

Of course Snake can schmoove, they're all wiggly and noodley! When they're not being lazy, anyway..

The person behind the snakesona, though? Uh.....

No

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Oo~ cool shell, adding that to my collection :3

As for where I get them, I live in the Great Lakes region of the U.S., and there’re a lot of neat things to find there. Found a black rock with these gold streaks in it once, like someone put it back together via kintsugi-- one of the coolest things I own

*Hands you a cool rock* *Hands you a cool rock* *Hands you a river pebble* *Hands you a cool rock* *Hands you a neat flower* *Hands you a--

Wow gee uh thanks!

Where did you get all these XD

my hands are getting heavy from handling all these cool things

River pebble so round.. so smood..

Hmm.. hands you a cat’s paw shell

Maybe you’ll like this?

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No, wait, please don't encourage the snake, I draw myself like that as an excuse to not draw--

... hands

A couple nights ago I dreamt that snakes had legs. Little gecko paws.

Yes I know lizards exist. My brain reinvented lizards with extra length.