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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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Homestuck is a very messed up webcomic even before the teens start murdering each other because in Act 3 you're already introduced to a character like "This 13 year old girl lives alone on an island with the taxidermy of her dead grandpa and her god-like dog. She is the most optimistic and lighthearted character of the group"

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I'm watching the only valid version of Lilo & Stitch and I completely forgot they didn't draw a cartoon version of Elvis for this scene. They just used an actual portrait of him. This movie is so great.

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she is a beautiful triangle

she is beautiful triangle

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mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know

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man. i wish a snapping sound still had physical copies for sale. i guess one of these days ill just have to print my own copy or smth cuz man i want a book so bad

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i like when you watch a video essay from 5+ years ago and they make a joke/apologize for how long the video is and the runtime is like. 35 minutes. when we now live in an era of 3 hour intricate breakdowns of bad kids shows being everywhere.

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From my Twitter

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an unwanted legacy

upd: btw go check out my jan faust and alcor animation!

(the boy is still angsting)

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alcor iz angy

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The real reason GC had to spend decades in the matrix is because if she hadn't she'd have clocked affogato's fake ass in 2 seconds flat.

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might have to become a furry. wasn't interested before but my brain just spit out the worst fursona and i feel obligated to manifest it into existence. (she's a husky racefaking as a wolf for social media clout)

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All ships are better when you make them weird and aromantic about it I fear

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RIP 4Chan, i'll never forget this post that instantly cured my social anxiety upon reading it 🫡

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New favorite character dynamic: loser aro guy and his way cooler lesbian bestie

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New favorite character dynamic: loser aro guy and his way cooler lesbian bestie