#alcor the dreambender

[marshmellowextract]

da-dum

[gnomewithalaptop]

Transcendence AU Dash Simulator GO!!!

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🌟 lesbianstellaconifer Follow

okay but actually block me if you ship mizcor -- 'hurr durr but we age stella up' -- SHUT UPPP she's literally a minor and alcor's canonically over a million years old so how about you stop being a freak

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Babe I hate to break this to you but Mizcor's literally one of the most famous relationships in all of post-transcendental literature

🌟 lesbianstellaconifer Follow

I could not have more obviously been talking about Mizar the Magnificent but you know what? Yeah classic Mizcor supporters can fuck off too actually.

Everybody likes to whip out Twin Souls like some kind of gotcha but have you even actually read it??? Like it's literally supporting demon worship and pedophilia -- both of which are EXTREMELY ILLEGAL btw. So yeah if I see any of my followers reblogging that shit I'm reporting you to the Occult Defense Agency idc if we're mutuals

🐟 demonologyturnedmegay Follow

*looks at my Alcorian Literature PhD* guess we better stock up on prison shivs buddy

🍃 haveyouseenmylibrary Follow

okay I'm sorry but

and Mizar the Magnificent isn't????

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📷 nature-pics-daily

Los Angeles 🏝️

#sunken city of los angeles #new california #travel #ocean #photography #lmao i almost got eaten by a kelpie trying to take this pic pls reblog it

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🧁 definitely-mizar Follow

Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that The Scepter of Vanquished Souls, the newest book in the Wanderlust Trilogy, is now available for pre order on Glamazon!

Purchasers of the hard-cover edition will also receive never-before-seen content, including a deleted scene between Princess Samia and the Shadow King!

🤷‍♂️ not-not-ian-beale Follow

Boosting because I honestly cannot recommend this book enough. Truly one of Mira's best (and I'm not just saying that because she married me!)

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⚠️ alv Follow

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You are the 6 billionth user to log into Jumblr today!! This means you are eligible to win a FREE WACBOOK PRO!!!! Click here to claim your prize and win BIG BIG REWARDS!!

#twin souls #mizar #alcor #mizcor #twin souls: reawakened #twin souls: breaking circles #twin souls: newest moon #twinner #twincon3015 #not a scam

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🌞 azarath-metrion-zinthirst Follow

So. I had a day.

📖 stanley-pines-memorial-library Follow

Okay, but consider

🌞 azarath-metrion-zinthirst Follow

I don't remember my older brother's wedding

📖 stanley-pines-memorial-library Follow

A small price to pay for no middle school trauma

🐧 selkiebael Follow

Okay so I just read the url and--

Asfdksfjk go off you funky lil intern

📖 stanley-pines-memorial-library Follow

I'm actually the senior librarian. But thanks!

🐈 alcorphabetical Follow

Posts that have 10k notes. To me

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🔮 demonoftheday Follow

Today's demon of the day is Nxlar the Antithetical! Responsible for the Florida Springs Massacre of 3007, the body count for this purveyor of madness is estimated to be over 400 (source).

🐸 that-one-half-elf-bitch

I could fix her

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🍑 lookingformygnomequeen Follow

literally screaming crying throwing up rn I've turned off 'Based on your likes' like eight times @staff can't you just get rid of him already

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🎤 rosaslittleredboots Follow

#i accidentally set my alchemy textbook on fire today and i don't even care AAAAAA this is going to be amazing #northwest mansion mystery #pacifica northwest #rosa darling #im about to be so insufferable about this just you wait

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🐸 that-one-half-elf-bitch

Nxlar SWEEEEEP!!!

#if you love me at all you'll vote for my lady love #LISTEN i could bring her to the light i nkow i could

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👻 sweetthingsaremadeofdeeznuts

Lmao so Nxlar the Antithetical totally turned my apartment complex into a pile of sentient sludge yesterday. I'm fine -- I was at work when it all went down, but uh... yeah, my situation obviously just became super not-great. I hate to ask, but I don't get paid til the 15th, so if some of y'all could float me some cash just so I can get a motel room for a couple nights, I'll fr owe you a life debt

Goal: 0/250

FundFriend

LenMo

#fuck demons fr #like seriously what'd i ever do to them 😭😭😭 #mutual aid #pls boost #don't tag as donation

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🏳️‍⚧️ gliesssse Follow

Important PSA

So idk if y'all have been reading the news lately, but the alcor virus has been making the rounds on the interwebs again. I feel like I shouldn't have to say this but PLEASE don't click any random links rn, ESPECIALLY if they're tagged with twin souls.

I know we twinners love to joke about it, but the alcor virus is legitimately dangerous and has been known to seriously ruin people's lives. Idk. Just like be smart and practice basic caution I guess? Jumblr's pretty much dead these days, so he might skip over us, but it's always better to be safe than sorry

⚠️ alv Follow

This is a good point! It is always better to be safe than sorry! That's why if you're smart, you'll click here for a list of ways to virus-proof your computer. Stay safe out there everybody!

Based on your likes!

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🌲 discogirl99 Follow

Anyone else just randomly crave connective tissue sometimes

🧁 sparkle-glitter-sideblog

no actually i think that might just be a you thing

#also i heard screaming on the other line when i called you earlier there better not be a mess when i get home #beloved demon brother tag

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👑 sameeya

Okay guys I might be crazy but what if the Shadow King was actually telling the truth when he said Princess Samia's brother is still alive??? Like, if you think about it, there's a tonnnn of foreshadowing in Crown of Ghosts and the author tweeted that there was gonna be a surprise twist in the new book sooo 👀👀

#i've connected the dots -- YOU DIDN'T CONNECT SHIT -- i've connected them #wanderlust trilogy #mira ramachandran #crown of ghosts #scepter of vanquished souls #princess samia #samia of cleves #shadow king #ahmed of cleves #bookblr

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🪨 professionalnatural-deactivated30141227

Reminder that you are beautiful exactly as you are and there are thousands who would sell their souls to imitate what you do naturally <3

👠 mizarsfrillypetticoat Follow

I actually really needed this today 💗

🦇 plsbytemevladdyzaddy Follow

Yo quit reblogging this op is a blatant human supremacist

🪨 professionalnatural-deactivated30141227

And? No one cares lmao

⚠️ alv Follow

Enjoy deactivation. Lmao.

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🕵🏻‍♂️ alcor-in-the-tardis Follow

#I sent screenshots of that one centaur post to her boss too #give you two guesses what species his wife is (tags by @alv)

Holy shit. Am I actually rooting for the alcor virus rn?

🍄 warioxreader Follow

maybe the real virus was the friends we made along the way <3

⚠️ alv Follow

No, the real virus is me. Don't take credit for my accomplishments.

🐲 retiredbus Follow

Heritage post

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🐔 old-friends-senior-griffin-sanctuary Follow

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[eggsistential-breakdown]

walk walk fashion baby

Put the cast of Reincarnation Blues in outfits of increasing degrees of fanciness for fun (billion years of hard labor)

Click for higher quality

Additional lineups under the cut

[cracklewink]

Last night I randomly remembered the gravity falls transcendence AU which I was super into as a teen...so I drew an Alcor for old time's sake

bonus my super old TAU art under the cut

I think ive gotten better at art these past 9 years!!

[alcorian-wizard]

we need more TAU mystery triplets art please do it

they definitely held an intermission on ethics after this was all taken care of 💀💀💀

(also someone in my asks mentioned AA, who's AA?)

[so-june]

three years since my last post... do demons get head injuries? questions we should be asking I think.

[gh0stbeeee]

Idk if yall remember the gravity falls transcendence au, but I do. Vividly. Like, the art was awesome, so we're the fics tbh.

HOWEVER. There is one genre in there that was sorely lacking in my experience, and that was the "slow descent into madness." Because I'm just getting into the fics again, and there are a couple that are good, but it's not what I want man.

Like, Dipper becoming Alcor immediately after Bill tries possessing him is cool and all, but what about the transcendence happening and Dipper being completely normal at first? Where's the creeping realization that his own mind isn't the place he once knew? The horror as he accidentally sparks a school assignment up into blue flames? Accidentally traumatizing a bully by showing them their worst night mare in a fit of rage? His eyes going yellow with a split pupil? His personality warping and his laugh getting just a little too close to Bill's?

Like God I could go on, but the idea of Dipper replacing Bill as a dream demon through a slow evolution of angst and horror is 🤌 if you know a fic like this please lmk!

[astralcurses]

@frozen-plasma made this to put as my phone contact picture and i love it so much. yeah thats the guy thats him you nailed it

[ori-unavailable]

he looks so annoyed lol

[alviearts]

if mabel is your wife, then dipper is also your wife

[nufinka-the-bunny-angel]

I'm sure there is a cowboy AU and Alcor would WRECK that place if he ever visited it. Just IMAGINE IT him dressed up like Barbie on a night-mare shooting and.. stuff? (Though he probably has bad aim.. sooo he would use firearm or something) -also it's my birthday yay-

[iluminaughter]

whiteboard doods!! (01/04)

some epik doods I made in the BEF server on the server between March 30th and April 6th! I didn't publish them before because I didn't know whether to put them all in one post or separate them in parts ^^')7 SOooooOOoo, I decide to separate by theme! Today I put the most elaborate ones, tomorrow I will put the most sillies and in the next few days you will see the collabs and a sub-event that I did in the middle of the event! Stay tuned...~

[fishy--friend]

I redid it but now without accidentally stolen art!

Full image for whatever you need it for

[eggsistential-breakdown]

in-laws! in-laws! in-laws! in-laws! in-laws!

Big fan of when people don't get along

Used these color palettes by @ultrainfinitepit, probably could have picked ones with better contrast but ngl also picked them based on names. All are based on scenes from Reincarnation Blues and Something Borrowed, Something Blues

Specific color palettes and textless versions under the cut

[marshmellowextract]

streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

[alcorian-wizard]

Follow up to this post!

Someone in the tags said that they're gaslighting the entire town and im screaming it's literally the funniest thing