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Imagine if Harry figured out how to use that telepathic link he had with Voldemort

*is like 2 am*

Voldemort: Potter? You awake

Harry: No, what do you want??

Voldemort: Th....the nose isn't THAT noticeable, is it?

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^^^That is her tumblr page and her play!!! Check her out <3^^^

The eBook version $2.99 of the play The Classroom Alienation, an educational and comic play about a teacher struggling with a messed up dchool system, who encounters a mysterious man who claims to be an Aline with some “friends” that have the answers for proper teaching techniques.

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It....its weird how easy it is to tell when someone needs help, but getting that help yourself? I'm an emotional wreck ;;-;; I really hope this stuff helps, because I am so sick and tired of being sad, and sick and tired of everything, and alltogether numb..........

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my brother: I still remember the first time we ever even found out what bacon was when mom finally stopped buying healthy shit halfway through our lives... we were like 16 and I was playing video games upstairs and then all of a sudden I just smelled this amazing smell and I was like "what is that" and mom was like "it's bacon" and I was like "what's bacon"

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Jinx tho xD

pokemon drawing challenge! (x)

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tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL

BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL 

AND THEY UNSUSPENDED ME 

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DUDE OMG

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When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

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What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

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Look at his face, lmaoo

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“How seals move on land” -bubbubbubbubbubbub-

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me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep

me, at 3 AM: 

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apparently some lemons are very round and not diamondish anD NOW MY MOUTH IS SCREAMING