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Guys he’s coming
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the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature
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hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with
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house and wilson smoking weed together but wilson has a panic attack for no reason and house is The Same As Usual
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AND YOURE GRIPPING ONTO HIS SHIRT WHILE LOOKING INTO HIS EYES ROMANTICALLY IS TOTALLY NORMAL.

I don’t remember this
Why are you two looking at each other so homosexually
What..? We’re just looking at each other normally. I didn’t mean to.. get so close.
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LMFAO IM SO GLAD

I would like to share this quote of mine (blue) arguing with my Mommom (grey) from earlier. Enjoy
Yeah, I’m using this on House.
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My chest hurts
I burped and it didn’t come up but it like exploded in my chest and my back hurts am I dying?
Uhh.. that’s strange. But you’re probably not dying.
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I too am in this hallucination.
I will eat you. Because you are too, in this episode. Now I am forced to eat you. Because of medical reasons.
I think I’m hallucinating.
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I think Kutner did the work for you
ok ok ok: it's normal fmk but you're having to do two people at once and the pairs available are pre-selected.
house and chase, foreman and thirteen, and taub and kutner
Oh.. alright. Sure
Uh.. okay, let’s see..
Marry Foreman and Thirteen,
Fuck House and Chase,
and then kill Taub and Kutner. Because Taub would cheat on me anyway.
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If you have verifiable proof she’s using again in certain states (don’t quote me on this I’m not 100% sure) you can forcibly admit someone to get emergency treatment. But like Wilson said, you shouldn’t force someone who is using to get help unless they’re hurting you or stealing from you. As sad as it is, it’s their decision, their life, and they’re the one who is suffering the most from it. As someone who has seen how bad addiction can be and get, I’m so sorry.
my roommate is in cancer remission, and I don't think she's taking her meds. what should i do?
-@pipertheseapancake
Well, you can’t force her to do anything, if she isn’t. I would try to remind her, but there’s only so much one can do.
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What is House’s least favorite food?
@dr-gregory-house ate my lunch. House please stop blocking me just buy me lunch. You know. The lunch YOU ate.
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…Wilson it’s a nightmare what do you think.
Had a goreish nightmare where I was killed and I will not say the rest but just know that Foreman was using an operating room for something… nefarious…
What.. was he using it for..?
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Hello
I think you're fun. Can we be friends?
-anon
Maybe, maybe not.
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Nuh uh 🤓🤓
Wilson I’ve been sick all day 😁😁
[[WASNT IGNORING YOU I PROMISE I JUST DONT WANNA GO ON DISCORD AND IM DIYING]]
Oh dear.. do you need to stop by the clinic..? I think you should.
[[OOC: DW ABT IT LMFAO U CAN ALWAYS TEXT ME ON TUMBLR]]
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