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This is so Skulduggery Pleasant core.
Can just imagine him dressed as the mad hatter for Halloween with this hat; China as the queen of hearts obviously and Lenka as Alice.
Extra funny if Ghastly and Tanith both come as the white rabbit due to lack of communication and they both insist they pull it off the best. Tanith would make fun of Ghastly's rabbit ear headband always falling off. Saracen would be the Cheshire cat, and Dexter and Ravel forced to be tweedledum and tweedledee.
What about Shudder u ask? He would refuse to engage in such tomfoolery. But Ghastly would give him his rabbit headband which he would tolerate.
As for Valkyrie, she'd just dress really cool as usual and insist she's dressed as "existential horror". Or she'd go as a skeleton for funsies and skulduggery would be like "am i a joke to u".
She would bring Alice dressed as a cute princess to meet all her uncles and Lenka would be obsessed with her.
Gordon Edgley would help host the party at the house he left Valkyrie and be dressed as the smoking caterpillar.
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#skulduggery pleasant#lenka bazaar#valkyrie cain#china sorrows#kingdom of the wicked#i miss lenka bring her back pretty please#saracen rue#dexter vex#ghastly bespoke#tanith low#erskine ravel#anton shudder#alice edgley#the dead men#gordon edgley
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I JUST REALISED THE NOTE AT THE END OF THE HAIKU BOT'S POSTS IS. A. HAIKU.
Beep boop! I look for
Accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
AGGHHHHHHHHHHH!,!,@(×(×*=*%>[=[(3$~¥|¥
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WHY IS BREAKING THE CYCLE SO HARD AND PAINFUL MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT EASIER MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT EASIER MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT EASIER MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT EASIER MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT EASIER
#siblings#this is a cry for help#mentally unstable#healing#breaking the cycle#1st generation parents#succession#siobhan roy#the horrors
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Being the person I needed in my childhood to my younger sibling is... hurting more than anticipated👺
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls sleep 2 hours and shitpost with the energy of 8 hours
#this is a cry for help#this can't be healthy#but at the same time#sleep is for the weak#👹#sleep deprived beyond comprehension
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Due to circumstances involving motivation, I have come to the logical conclusion that I will not be doing any substantial work today thank yew 🥰
#the horrors#are keeping me occupied#i have somehow installed grammerly into my keyboard and it has told me to add the#oxford comma#and I listened like an embarrassingly obedient child#absolutely mortified
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...Fortunately not apparently🤠
If I wear this will I undergo society conforming metamorphosis...?
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Why are all horrors "beyond comprehension"? All my horrors suck the everliving life out of me *because* they are within my comprehension. Normalise horrors you can understand😌✊️
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If I wear this will I undergo society conforming metamorphosis...?
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