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Severance Textposts 1/idk

please try to enjoy all of them equally

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Do me a favour and reblog this with a show you like that was cancelled after only one season. I don't mean shows that were always meant to be miniseries or shows that work perfectly well as a standalone story, or shows that might still get renewed. I mean shows that are and will forever remain unfinished. The more obscure the better.

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every time i mix up my words i think of this one. ultimate classic

on 4chan's deathbed, if i had to pick i think my favorite ever greentext story is either white woman spotted, love me some pickles, or the one about the guy who goes to the club but doesn't know how to dance so he just pantomimes the reload animations from various video games, and basically any shaggy dog variation on "burst into treats" and "walk the dinosaur". i'm also 80% sure that all the "you're listening to [thing] radio (imagine dragons starts playing)" memes are derivative of an original greentext as well. and while not greentexts, who could forget "fun is a buzzword" breaking misanthropic video game discourse like a fault line finally shifting into an earthquake, "I'm straight so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman faggot" johnnybravo.png, and the ukranian guy who posted "on my fucking day off come on" on /pol/ the day that russia invaded.

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I might just be fucking stupid but it just hit me that I don't NEED my laptop to write my stories. I don't NEED to sit down on my bed or kitchen table and stare at my keyboard trying to make it type on its own. I can open the WIP on my phone and do it there. I have free will. There is nothing stopping me. There is no right or wrong way to write

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I'm disqualifying the peanut butter chocolate due to my peanut allergy. Out of the rest the cherry cordial is easily the worst.

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nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

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severance + tumblr text posts 1/?

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Ketchup n Mustard ❤️💛💥

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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

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The “mad scientist” trope is becoming a lost art, kudos to severance for embracing it so gloriously. She shows up, she kills people, she (probably) stalks you, she steals your snacks and moves into your basement, she’ll do experimental brain surgery any time any place. And she’s kind of adorable. God bless.

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reghabi: reintegration is the ONLY way to communicate with your innie!

irving:

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"came back wrong" but it's from a nap

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Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

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i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of