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can we just appreciate how harry potter truly gives no fucks?

he will choke you in broad daylight on a public street for stealing something from his dead godfather.

he will beat you bloody, again in broad daylight in front of his entire team and an entire stadium of people for mocking his best friend.

he will use an unforgivable torture curse on you for spitting on one of the few adults he actually respects.

he will laugh at and mock and wave at the death eater, who just killed his godfather and is trying to kill him, for how much trouble she’ll be in with the darkest wizard ever for failing to get the prophecy like he instructed.

he will call some random boy’s mother stupid for believing bullshit stated in the prophet.

he will mock the spoiled boy for his father being in jail when it was him that put the boy’s father in jail.

he will also mock the spoiled boy’s mother for her shitty husband being in jail even though he’s the reason her husband is in jail and will also dare her to take a shot at him there and then in a public store.

he will mock his dead father’s friend to his face for trying to be a daredevil like his godfather and leaving his pregnant wife behind.

he will make fun of the same girl for crying because:

1) she thought his best friend of four years was his girlfriend

2) she lost the quidditch match to him

3) her best friend who sold out his illegal resistance group and his best friend put a permanent acne jinx on her best friend

he will send his bitter teacher across the room with a protection spell and treat said teacher like he’s his subordinate.

he will throw a badge at his best friend’s forehead for not believing him and mock him for being jealous of his fame.

he will lie saying his godfather is a convicted murderer to get his abusers to abide his requests.

he will threaten to reveal his identity as a wizard to their guests if they fail to meet his commands.

he’ll act like a intimidating blood supremacist while polyjuiced as one and shove a wizard across the room to get himself and other muggle borns out of the ministry meanwhile half the wizarding world is trying to kill him.

he will carry out masterful psychological warfare using the memory of his death mother on a member of authority to get what he wants out of him.

harry’s jar of fucks is empty and collecting dust on the shelf. the fucks he gives are buried six feet under with his family. it’s so funny to me when people who haven’t seen the books call movie harry rude or bitchy or annoying because it’s like mate, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. these weaklings would NOT be able to handle book harry.

he’s so iconic.

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100 posts!

YAY!!!

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Like if you’re a #sirius black x reader fan, reblog if you’re a #sirius black x reader fan.

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Molly: You and Tonks seem to be quite close.

Remus: We are simply acquaintances. Besides, Tonks hardly seems to know I exist. She rushes past me like the wind.

Tonks: *runs in right past Remus* Merlin’s pants! Molly, have you seen Professor Lupin?

Molly: *grabs Tonks’s shoulders and turns her around* Behind you, darlin.

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All three generations 🤍

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here's a quick tip for life: if you hate someone and you have a choice in the matter, keep their name out of your mouth and the reasons you hate them out of your head. keep your head on a swivel around people who habitually break this guideline because they're just as capable of obsessive negativity about you

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Damn the Harry Potter reboot, I want a sitcom with the Order of the Phoenix.

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studying up in order to defeat the dark wizard gaea✨

their wand designs and other hcs

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Don't be evil kids ya might lose your nose.

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Amazing

Did I do this right?

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if you get this, answer with three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs! anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog <3

Okay!

1. I started reading Harry Potter after my English teacher recommended it after showing us a pdf of the first pages of the 1 chapter.

2. I am rather good at writing poems. (Yes from scratch)

3. I'm a aspiring author but I just don't have time to write stories that often. (though I do have a couple drafts and ideas)

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Have a magic nephew?? Introducing CUPBOARD BELOW THE STAIRS!!! KEEPS YOUR MAGIC KID HIDDEN!! VERY EFFECTIVE!!

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Narcissa Malfoy the savage

“It’s all right, Draco,” said Narcissa, restraining him with her thin white fingers upon his shoulder. “I expect Potter will be reunited with dear Sirius before I am reunited with Lucius.”

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yeah but like. Hypothetically