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The first cryptic cryptid for Cryptober 2020
Making up for lost time. Sorry about the multiple uploads.

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Some of the most Chernobyl-level TOXIC people you will ever meet will call themselves an "Empath" and cry, manipulate, and gaslight their way into a constant state of victimisation for the attention it brings them.
If somebody mistreats you, dont give in if THEY'RE the one who starts crying, even if others look at you like the bad guy. If you know you're right, just walk away and take the hit.
It's better than the alternative.
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In other news, it is now not only morally acceptable but the morally correct thing to do to pirate the fuck out of Adobe’s software line.
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That live action Sonic looks better every day.

#sonic the hedgehog#cats trailer#bad cgi#nightmare fuel#live action sonic#cat in the hat#memes#oh my god i'm having a panic attack#kill it#dear god please
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#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba#always sunny#danny devito#vento aureo#golden wind#if you dont know#now you know
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#ziggy stardust crusaders#merry christmas mr kujo#jojo kimyou na bouken#jojos bizarre adventure#david bowie#ryuichi sakamoto#jjba
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Cthulhu’s favorite pet
In case you didn’t know: Cat GIF Central on Facebook.
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Ok originally I posted this on its own but Who Wore It Better: 8 year old me or Nick Cave
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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joestar tour grop + shit people say in until dawn
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These

Tables

Are

So

Freakin

GOOD!

Shoutout to Lady Tiefling for being kickass.
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I was minding my own business checking the hourly numbers at work, when I hear what sounds like a European ambulance approaching the register.
I was instead met with a woman, ready to purchase Deadpool pint glasses, shuffling at me at top speed without lifting her feet from the floor, giving me one of these:
She then swiped her card at a 45* angle to the reader several times and said "I need a new card, it always does this, I don't know why it won't read."
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"I wonder if Disney will make a terrible CGI Will Smith Genie"
Expectation:

Reality:

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