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All you need to enjoy the seasons festivities is to be merry!!
You don’t need to believe in Yule, the Scandinavian fertility god, to enjoy the tradition of Yuletide carols and greetings!
You don’t need to be a Wiccan to enjoy the tradition of wreaths or decking the halls with holly!
You don’t need to be a Druid to enjoy the tradition of hoping for a kiss under the mistletoe!
You don’t need to believe in the god Saturn to enjoy the tradition of decorating a Saturnalia tree in your home!
You don’t need to believe in Thor, Odin or St. Nicholas to enjoy the tradition of a visitor bringing gifts at night!
You don’t need to believe in Sleipnir, Odin’s flying 8-legged horse, to enjoy the tradition of listening for the sound of hooves on your roof top!
You don’t need to believe in Mithras to enjoy the tradition of celebrating the sun’s rebirth on December 25th!
And you don’t need to believe in Jesus Christ to enjoy the tradition of renaming this ancient holiday to Christ’s Mass!
All you need to enjoy the seasons festivities is to be merry!!
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jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
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"Dear Judaism,
You got us into this mess, but thank you for helping us get out of it.... Also, you guys are wrong about bacon."
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”..The God Graveyard, old gods that have been worshiped throughout our history but are no longer prayed to, how many more will be thrown into the wind?…”
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The Oatmeal: How To Suck At Your Religion
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This is what happens when I have no assignments over the weekend…
The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.
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