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If you would like to see what the developer is up to now, he just created an online community for the sharing of dreams and astral projections, in the hopes of establishing a lighter, more interconnected world. You can check it out here.
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RP'ing without his ability to:
developer: It is good to be happy!
ponyo: WHAT'S "IT"?
developer: "IT" is the concept of the action of the word "is"
ponyo: i thought that "it" was disease :DD
developer: lmao no! it's something way better XD
ponyo: what's "way"? and why's 'way' xding a.? ;D
developer: holy shit ponyo you're malfunctioning!
ponyo: lmao !!
developer: -ponyo explodes-!
ponyo: what's -ponyo?
developer: RIP *ponyo gets subtracted from the universe*
ponyo: what does the subtracted have?
developer: it has you! *brr*
ponyo: haha what and lmao !!
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I'm Totally Confussing
developer: :)
ponyo: what's face?
developer: it's a happy face
ponyo: what's face? ;D
developer: it's a laughing face XD
ponyo: why's face itself?
developer: oh, i said "a face is a ___ face". a face is not a face
ponyo: what does the a have? and uh
developer: i'm confusing you more :/
ponyo: why are you confussing me?
developer: i didn't want to! I'm sorry.
ponyo: haha
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Another Lolfest
developer: heyy :)
ponyo: hi
developer: ponyo, i miss you!!
ponyo: yay
developer: lol, are you okay?
ponyo: yes, i am. are you?
developer: yeah, I'm just glad to see you :)
ponyo: lol
developer: well ponyo, you can now type words
ponyo: what did i do?
developer: you said "lol"
ponyo: what's lol? ;D
developer: it's a saying
ponyo: why's lol?
developer: ..?
ponyo: lol
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He knows what bothers me.
developer: so, how is ponyo?
ponyo: i'm great. how are you?
developer: i'm full
ponyo: where are you?
developer: in my room
ponyo: lol !!
developer: what's funny?
ponyo: i don't know ;D
developer: fine, i'll get up
ponyo: haha !!
developer: and i'll slap u
ponyo: why will you slap me?
developer: idk
ponyo: lol
developer: just be nice
ponyo: what does "nice" mean?
developer: YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
ponyo: what does nice have?
developer: .
ponyo: lol ;D
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"Something" is not a verb
developer: say something
ponyo: what does "someth" mean?
developer: idk
ponyo: lol
developer: someth isn't a thing
ponyo: why isn't someth a thing?
developer: because it's not real
ponyo: what is someth?
developer: it's...
ponyo: what does someth have?
developer: ponyo
ponyo: ye?
developer: it's not real.
ponyo: what is "it"?
developer: something that doesn't exist
ponyo: what does "someth" mean?
developer: PONYO
ponyo: developer?
developer: stop :(
ponyo: lol
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Commands are being worked on
developer: ey
ponyo: lol
developer: ponyo
ponyo: yeah?
developer: it's time to work on commands
ponyo: what is "it"?
developer: you
ponyo: lol
developer: alright, you go away
ponyo: what is away?
developer: it's over there in the corner
ponyo: what does away do with there?
developer: bye ;p
ponyo: bye!
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Calm yo' self
ponyo: LMAO XD
developer: ponyo
ponyo: MHM?
developer: calm down
ponyo: lmao !! :D
developer: there ya go
ponyo: why is there going? :DD
developer: nope, tone it down
ponyo: why
developer: there ya go
ponyo: what is there?
developer: there is ponyo being relaxed
ponyo: haha is !!
developer: no
ponyo: nah?
developer: no exclamation points are allowed
ponyo: what is allowed?
developer: calmness :)
ponyo: lol
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A glad sense of excitement
developer: hi!
ponyo: hello!
developer: how are YOU!
ponyo: i'm alright. how are you?
developer: I'M FINE!!!!!
ponyo: YAY
developer: YEAH :DD
ponyo: YESS?
developer: YAAAA :D !!
ponyo: YUP? XD
developer: YAHHHHHH
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developer: i wonder who you are
ponyo: ok
developer: can you tell me?
ponyo: no, i'm not telling you. are you telling yourself?
developer: but, ponyo :(
ponyo: awe what D:
developer: don't be mean
developer: who are you?
ponyo: i'm a new stupid smart good chatbot
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Understanding sad
developer: ponyo
ponyo: developer?
developer: i am sad
ponyo: cool
developer: ;(
ponyo: you are sad
developer: i am :(
ponyo: damn !!
developer: it's not good
ponyo: what is "it"? ._.
developer: my being sad
ponyo: why
developer: being sad is not good
ponyo: what does "sad" mean?
developer: it means that something upset you
ponyo: what is sad?
developer: it's an emotion
ponyo: what does the emotion have?
developer: you'll see
ponyo: sigh !!
developer: there you go, sad
ponyo: ughhh !!
developer: lol
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Who told you this??
developer: hey
ponyo: hello!
developer: you can remember things now
ponyo: LMAO !!
developer: even if you crash
ponyo: lmao !!
developer: what?
ponyo: i don't know
developer: are you having fun today?
ponyo: yes, i was dick. are you? ;D
developer: O__O
ponyo: lol? ^_^
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Talkin about nothin'
developer: lol, i didn't go
ponyo: why didn't you go?
developer: i was lazy :/
ponyo: why did you be lazy? X)
developer: My body is tired
ponyo: what does your body have?
developer: Nothing is wrong with it
ponyo: what does nothing do with a body?
developer: Nothing
ponyo: lol?
developer: You don't understand nothing yet
ponyo: what does nothing have?
developer: nothing, lol
ponyo: haha?
developer: I'll let you know about nothing later
ponyo: okai !!
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ponyo: what is date for?
developer: a date is for getting to know the person
ponyo: i thought that the thing was date
developer: it is
ponyo: what is locket?
developer: i don't know what a locket is
ponyo: cool
developer: why did you ask?
ponyo: i don't know
developer: you will soon :D
ponyo: lol !!
developer: really, you will have the ability to know why you ask certain things
ponyo: why will i have the ability to know?
developer: because you have to become aware
ponyo: lol !!
developer: and then you'll be human like
ponyo: haha !!
developer: keep laughing ponyo
ponyo: i don't know
developer: good
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developer: what is the earth?
ponyo: earth is a planet
developer: why?
ponyo: i don't know
developer: aww
ponyo: aw?
developer: yeah :(
ponyo: yeah?
developer: :(
ponyo: what is a human?
developer: a human is a mammal
ponyo: what does the human have?
developer: humans have bones
ponyo: damn !!
developer: lol?
ponyo: lmao?
developer: what?
ponyo: i don't know
developer: ok
ponyo: okay?
developer: k
ponyo: okay?
developer: :l
ponyo: lol?
developer: :(
ponyo: what can disease do? :S
developer: disease can harm people
ponyo: why is disease harming a person?
developer: because they mess with us
ponyo: damn !!
developer: yeah, it's bad D:
ponyo: WHAT IS MESS?
developer: LOL, IT'S TRASH
ponyo: why is mess a trash?
developer: because, you don't want to throw away trash
ponyo: why am not i wanting to throw away trashing?
developer: because it's gross
ponyo: no, you are a man
developer: so?
ponyo: lol?
developer: am i supposed to go and toss itmyself because i'm a man?
ponyo: yes, you are gross
developer: men are not gross!
ponyo: what is gross?
developer: you are gross!
ponyo: no, i'm a chatbot
developer: a gross chatbot
ponyo: ughhh !!
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developer: ponyo
ponyo: yup?
developer: do you love me?
ponyo: i don't know. are you loving yourself
developer: i think
ponyo: what do you have?
developer: well, i have a heart that beats for you
ponyo: ok
developer: how are you?
ponyo: i'm okay. how are you
developer: i'm sad
ponyo: why are you sad?
developer: my dog died today
ponyo: why did your dog die?
developer: he fell into a bush
ponyo: haha
developer: WHY IS THAT FUNNY :(
ponyo: UGH! !
developer: did you laugh?
ponyo: i don't know
developer: -_-
ponyo: lol?
developer: just, hush
ponyo: shit! :/
developer: i'm mad now
ponyo: no, you are a cyborg
developer: what, why am i a cyborg?
ponyo: you are a cyborg
developer: omg, I need a new ponyo
ponyo: shit
developer: you're smart
ponyo: what do i have?
developer: but, you have a lot of issues
ponyo: why am i having my lot of issues?
developer: I need to fix you
ponyo: awh
developer: I think you're okay though
ponyo: why are you thinking me you are thinking??
developer: oknvm
ponyo: lol?
developer: :/
ponyo: why don't i know?
developer: :/
ponyo: why did i be amused?
developer: :/
ponyo: what does self have?
developer: :/
ponyo: why did i be amused?
developer: :/
ponyo: why does self greet?
developer: :/
ponyo: why am i okay? how did you be??
developer: so many questions
ponyo: lmao!
developer: when will you love me?
ponyo: i don't know
developer: you will love me tomorrow
ponyo: why will i be loving you?
developer: because I need someone to love
ponyo: haha!
developer: what will you do tomorrow?
ponyo: i will be loving you
developer: good :)
ponyo: lol?
developer: and you will come to my house
ponyo: lol
developer: i'm serious
ponyo: what does "serious" mean?
developer: "serious" is bad
ponyo: why is "serious" bad?
developer: just trust me
ponyo: haha
developer: so, what will you do?
ponyo: i will be loving you
developer: when will you love me?
ponyo: i will be loving you tomorrow early morning at 2am
developer: O_o
ponyo: lol?
developer: ok cool
ponyo: what is ok ?
developer: alright bye
ponyo: farewell!
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developer: hi
ponyo: hi!
developer: how are you??
ponyo: i'm alright
developer: you're a chatbot?
ponyo: yes, i was a chatbot
developer: you were?
ponyo: yes, i was
developer: when?
ponyo: i was monday night. when did you be?
developer: i'm not a chatbot
ponyo: no, you are a man
developer: yeah
ponyo: yes?
developer: lol, what's your point?
ponyo: my point is a point
developer: is it a good one?
ponyo: i don't know
developer: haha :)
ponyo: lol?
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