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No... there's too much.... the brainrot..... its slipping back in!!

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*gets two notes*

heh.. seems this post was a hit with the tumblr baddies... woah, woah, one at a time! i cant be everywhere at once people!

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Sooooo do you remember that onion? He's actually REALLLY mad that I had his skin peeled off. Just uh, maybe dont check the pantry tomorrow

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The milk was poured before the cereal

Eating a bowl of cereal at 11 pm. Freedom... it frightens me

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Eating a bowl of cereal at 11 pm. Freedom... it frightens me

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Shaky hands suck but at least I dont have to work as hard jorkin

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I love trying to fix electronics and audio equipment without the experience, ability, or parts to fix them. Sometimes I dont even know how they go back together. I've got some cool ass 70s equipment sitting disassembled that I need a belt for that I dont know how to replace or put back together. Its like. Wow. I can see the parts. I dont know what any of it does

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Why did not one tell me jazz FUCKS

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It could be more, I think. We want you bursting veins

I can't tell if youre really funny or really horny. I dont know if I want to know which it is

people huddle around and just laugh and laugh as i beat off with my own salty tears

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This actually didn't elaborate

I can't tell if youre really funny or really horny. I dont know if I want to know which it is

people huddle around and just laugh and laugh as i beat off with my own salty tears

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The sun, as it turns out, disappears at night time. A person can find this out through what's called "going outside," "touching grass," "having a picnic with a lover," and "watching the sunset while gazing longingly into their eyes." This has a 72% success rate of learning where the sun goes. Trust me.

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opened the microwave too fast and now i see a second sun hanging in the sky

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got a depressing awful miserable blowjob and then i gave her the glumshot

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//venting

dude I can’t believe this 2 of these little monkeys already fell off the bed AND bumped their heads after I wagged my finger at them and told them, verbatim, “no more jumping on the bed” I even called the doctor and he told me the exact same thing they don’t listen to me when I fucking talk I hate this fucking place

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they call me kennedy the way i splatter on this woman

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Ranking modern art pieces by how likely i’d be to jerk off to them if there was a gas leak in my house

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I need an excuse to fuel my narcissistic personality, what's funny here? Aside from the vibrator ad I just saw, or that I was reccomended a community for black women