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Update: I am now in a romantic relationship with both the porn star and her wife

Me this time last year: I'm a sad virgin crying over my unrequited feelings for an out of state friend and also I delete dating apps when someone asks me out

Me this year: I've got another threesome scheduled with a futanari porn star and her wife, hopefully seeing two other FWBs, and I have a date with a newer person, ALL next week

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Why is it that anytime I encounter someone who calls someone else a gaslighter, they're usually some kind of manipulator that weaponizes therapy speak

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Me this time last year: I'm a sad virgin crying over my unrequited feelings for an out of state friend and also I delete dating apps when someone asks me out

Me this year: I've got another threesome scheduled with a futanari porn star and her wife, hopefully seeing two other FWBs, and I have a date with a newer person, ALL next week

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Fear and Hunger girls

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February was really so much about me being so caught up in liking someone that I didn't realize they checked like, zero of my boxes. Like I did genuinely like them, but I think it was more liking how they made me feel versus liking them for them. Now that I'm on the other side of it, I'm realizing we don't actually have that much chemistry lmao

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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something something happy (late) Halloween heres some insane scientific doomed yaoi to celebrate🎊

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

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I like how the first FWB I ever made, who's also been my longest running and most consistent, is also a good down-to-earth friend whose company I genuinely enjoy. Hasn't made me feel like shit once. 10/10 recommend

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The Alastor delusion on tiktok is actually bewildering, like this comment on a video about how sweet and fatherly Alastor is to Charlie

Oh yeah?

This guy?

This guy right here? He's the one singing about guiding her with pure intentions???

Oh this is the face of a man with no nefarious intent to you? An honest, well meaning, all around swell fella??? This is your non-manipulative guy??????

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Thinking about last year where I blew off going on a date with an older trans masc so I could get to know an emotionally unavailable femme with a terrible personality, a regret that weighs on me months later 🥴

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holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

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Jeffrey Combs fans on their way to watch some dogshit movies just because he has five minutes of screentime in it

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hands down my favourite scene