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being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze
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a little something i did for @rubblesrose‘s post bc its just too good
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must a poem be "good"? is it not enough to talk about how much I love my dog, with weird spacing
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no lizard here, just some weird spaghetti growing from a tree
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killing myself in a tesla and just leaving it on autopilot so my corpse is in there jostling around while it crashes into things
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The reason superman causes so much collateral damage, is that the glasses he discards are actually prescription and he struggles to see without them.
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tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.
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